What is hacking you off today?

[Mad Cyril]

C2C

You ****ing useless *****.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Can I suggest alcolhol.

Christ it's going to be painful enough without a hangover.

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[OldBlueLady]

Made a quiche for dinner. Pastry case had a hole in :sad:

 

[Benfleet A1]

Christ it's going to be painful enough without a hangover.

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It's that or a knife frenzy.

 

[londonblue]

Christ it's going to be painful enough without a hangover.

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It's that or a knife frenzy.

I'm going with a knife frenzy. Far more satisfying.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Looking in the mirror in the loo, and noticed I had a big Disney love heart sticker on my top. Kids! :angry: :hilarious:

 

[BrettieAngell]

Back is ****ing killing me today, been off work all week and have been signed off for another week and referred for an x-ray (been there, done that waste of time), really dont need this **** right now!

 

[Mad Cyril]

C2C. Three days of **** service.

 

[RHB]

Using the freshly charged beard trimmer without checking it is set to 0 instead of 5. Tasteful bald stripe up middle of beard requires removal of beard completely. Trauma time and cold chin,

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Using the freshly charged beard trimmer without checking it is set to 0 instead of 5. Tasteful bald stripe up middle of beard requires removal of beard completely. Trauma time and cold chin,

Ha ha, similar thing happened when I used to clipper cut my hair (while living/working in 3rd world areas). I then went to shaved head for a while but Mrs G didn't like it AND worse it grew back grey!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Well had the day of team "building" and "bonding". Are there any jobs going in the circus?

 

[Special Blue]

Well had the day of team "building" and "bonding". Are there any jobs going in the circus?

You need to speak to a Mr B Fry.
He's an expert on team building,bonding,loyalty and most important circuses!

 

[MK Shrimper]

You need to speak to a Mr B Fry.
He's an expert on team building,bonding,loyalty and most important circuses!

Thanks, but things aren't that desperate....yet. :winking:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Utterly shagged out clearing up the mess that some inconsiderate funker left behind my garden fence, though as I found a load of tiles that match my bathroom, I have a horrible feeling it was a previous owner this house who was one lazy ****er and dumped on their land rather that take it down the tip.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Utterly shagged out clearing up the mess that some inconsiderate funker left behind my garden fence, though as I found a load of tiles that match my bathroom, I have a horrible feeling it was a previous owner this house who was one lazy ****er and dumped on their land rather that take it down the tip.

Just stick themy in the chest freezer in your front garden.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Just stick themy in the chest freezer in your front garden.

:raspberry: That was the previous house and that's now a water feature.

 

[Ricey]

Can't wear my replica football shirt to matches because it's 'embarrassing'.

 

[Napster]

Can't wear my replica football shirt to matches because it's 'embarrassing'.

depends how tight it is. no-one wants to see lycra stretch.

 

[Ricey]

depends how tight it is. no-one wants to see lycra stretch.

As the years go by I have to move up sizes to prevent the Lycra stretch look.

 

[undercovershrimper]

Had phone scammers trying to get me last two days. Claim to be another company calling on behalf of O2 regarding my pay as you go SIM. Not on pay as you go as I am not 16 and not even an O2 Customer!