What is hacking you off today?

[C C Csiders]

Went out last night and met a woman and we got talking and by the end of the evening she said to me that she would like a BJ and Bum Fun. I hate Ant and Dec.

 

[Ricey]

Banging headache and not a paracetamol or equivalent to be seen in this ****ing house!

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Went out last night and met a woman and we got talking and by the end of the evening she said to me that she would like a BJ and Bum Fun. I hate Ant and Dec.

At least you know who to blame.:winking:

 

[Benfleet A1]

On a night shift tonight. Arrive site 5.30pm and still waiting to be loaded. The only thing to go in the back are three fag ends and an empty coffee cup. Getting well paid for the shift but I'm bored stiff.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Time wasters on ebay! Why buy something with 6 seconds left before the auction ends and then not complete the purchase?!!! :angry: If you don't want it, just tell me!!

 

[mrsblue]

On a night shift tonight. Arrive site 5.30pm and still waiting to be loaded. The only thing to go in the back are three fag ends and an empty coffee cup. Getting well paid for the shift but I'm bored stiff.

Excellent news indeed....what time are you finished?....take it easy out there me old trucker :winking:

 

[Benfleet A1]

Excellent news indeed....what time are you finished?....take it easy out there me old trucker :winking:

Finished!!? I haven't started yet. The site have buggered off for a tea break after doing precisely **** all since 6o'clock. The granola slices are very nice though it has to be said.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Windows 10 reinstalled for the 3rd time, and I've only had the laptop 7 months. :nope:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Just discovered John Shuttleworth is playing Chelmsford tonight and I can't make it.

 

[Shrimpers are Magic]

Just discovered John Shuttleworth is playing Chelmsford tonight and I can't make it.

listened to him on 6Music yesterday - still funny.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Deleted.Wrong thread.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Rex the hamster has died.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Rex the hamster has died.

Burial at sea or full honours in the back garden?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Burial at sea or full honours in the back garden?

Back garden. 21 gun salute.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Back garden. 21 gun salute.

Good choice. An S-bend send off can get messy.

 

[RobM]

Spurious apostrophes. Just...why?

"Fish and Chip's". "Fresh farm egg's" . Uh?

 

[londonblue]

Spurious apostrophes. Just...why?

"Fish and Chip's". "Fresh farm egg's" . Uh?

There's a lot of grocer's around.

(Get it?)

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Spurious apostrophes. Just...why?

"Fish and Chip's". "Fresh farm egg's" . Uh?

There's a lot of grocer's around.

(Get it?)

Known in the trade, of course, as the greengrocer's apostrophe.:winking:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Looking for a villa for holiday....click near the beach, see a decent one....it's 5 miles from the beach. :angry: :facepalm: :angry:

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Looking for a villa for holiday....click near the beach, see a decent one....it's 5 miles from the beach. :angry: :facepalm: :angry:

So hire a car.