What is hacking you off today?

[Berrichonne shrimper]

TREES
I live with mild OCD and at this time of year i am cutting trees down out in the country side so now when ever i drive anywhere i look at a tree i am maybe passing and in my head cut it up in the correct order and trust me there are one or two trees out here.

 

[Ricey]

People posting pics of presents they've been bought for Christmas! I don't give a **** that you're a spoilt ****.

 

[MK Shrimper]

People posting pics of presents they've been bought for Christmas! I don't give a **** that you're a spoilt ****.

Sorry but I go through pants like anything.....:sad:

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Fell over today at work, I crashed down on my arse and cracked the back of my head but didn't drop what I was carrying. Now my back has stiffened and my head is busting.

 

[RHB]

Fell over today at work, I crashed down on my arse and cracked the back of my head but didn't drop what I was carrying. Now my back has stiffened and my head is busting.

Can I have your Col Ewe ticket then?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Why do yoof wear bollock crunching trousers that look like their girlfriends leggings?

 

[RobM]

Why do yoof wear bollock crunching trousers that look like their girlfriends leggings?

It's a rebellion against the jeans that have the crotch round their knees!

 

[Benfleet A1]

Why do yoof wear bollock crunching trousers that look like their girlfriends leggings?

Ahh, that will be those skinny jeans. Look like once they are on they stay on forever. I used to sit in the bath in a new pair of Levi's to shrink fit them back in the day. Not the wisest thing to do with legs like mine. More meat on a butchers biro.

 

[RHB]

Ahh, that will be those skinny jeans. Look like once they are on they stay on forever. I used to sit in the bath in a new pair of Levi's to shrink fit them back in the day. Not the wisest thing to do with legs like mine. More meat on a butchers biro.

So you had navy blue skin as well as the rest of us then, memories!

 

[Benfleet A1]

So you had navy blue skin as well as the rest of us then, memories!

Quadrophenia had a lot to answer for.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Today's nexs about the Gatwick Express "service" over the Xmas period.:angry:

 

[Benfleet A1]

Today's nexs about the Gatwick Express "service" over the Xmas period.:angry:

Old news, it has been advertised for the last three weeks. Maybe The Guardian missed that one.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Old news, it has been advertised for the last three weeks. Maybe The Guardian missed that one.

Just seen it announced on the BBC/UK news today.Not that knowing 3 weeks ago would have helped much.:angry:

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Old news, it has been advertised for the last three weeks. Maybe The Guardian missed that one.

Missed what the bit about the NEXS or the bit about buma not being a very good speller.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Whilst my laptop functions perfectly, someone dropped it and the screen is coming away from the plastic lid, and no amount of sticky tape can save it. :angry:

 

[SonicShrimper]

Dogs did the same to my mum's old laptop. To be fair, the charge socjet was ****ed either way so it probably helped. Meant she could get a bew one quicker.

 

[RHB]

Dogs did the same to my mum's old laptop. To be fair, the charge socjet was ****ed either way so it probably helped. Meant she could get a bew one quicker.

All I want for Christmas is a spellchecker, a spellchecker, I said a spellchecker, oh a spell checker. All I way for Christmas is a spellchecker so I can vish vu herry ismus.

 

[RHB]

Cheap sellotape which ties itself in knots and stick to itself before you reach the present which you are holding together with one hand and trying to tear said tape with your teeth and your other hand. hurrumph! The saving grace? the smell of mince pies baking in the oven. Christmas I love it (apart from wrapping presents)

 

[GBJ]

All I way for Christmas is a spellchecker, a spellchecker, I said a spellchecker, oh a spell checker. All I way for Christmas is a spellchecker so I can vish vu herry ismus.

This reminds me, has anyone seen that mad man, Osy, lately? Used to have a great laugh on here with him, and tbf he was a nice enough guy when I met him (even though he was an extreme left wing reprobate)

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Today's nexs about the Gatwick Express "service" over the Xmas period.:angry:

Just seen it announced on the BBC/UK news today.Not that knowing 3 weeks ago would have helped much.:angry:

Missed what the bit about the NEXS or the bit about buma not being a very good speller.

:hilarious:Pot/kettle/black/ Tony?

:raspberry:See any spelling mistakes in the above posts? Merry Crimbo,btw.