What is hacking you off today?

[Tangled up in Blue]

That's the FN a shoe in then, going by previous predictions.

Only to win two regional areas (both where the LP family is standing).As opposed to the six where they are currently in the lead after the first round of voting.

 

[Pubey]

Sam Cam is in the Celebrity Bake Off Special.

I do hope they have to make sausage rolls.....

Are they just going to leave the kids in the pub (again)?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Are they just going to leave the kids in the pub (again)?

They could entertain them with some Peppa Pig DVDs.... if Dave hasn't got their first.

 

[MK Shrimper]

A woman I used to work with had a Facebook breakdown over her 5yr old son being shunned by two girls and he said that he "wanted to be alone to have a think".

This resulted in her stating that she was "uncontrollably weeping for hours" and "how could someone be so cruel" to her child. Her dozy friends rallied to her support threatening to ring up the school and DEMAND the two girls be punished, and flatter her ego by saying that "oh, it's the worst thing I could imagine!"

I wanted to post to tell her to "grow the **** up you stupid, over dramatic bunch of harpies" but I wasn't allowed by Mrs MK, hence why I'm hacked off.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Bloody drama queens. Did you have to translate it from the utter gibberish that is the mockery of English language preferred by young folk these days?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Bloody drama queens. Did you have to translate it from the utter gibberish that is the mockery of English language preferred by young folk these days?

Young? She must be pushing on 40!

 

[SonicShrimper]

Ah. Probably not using gibberish then. There are people in my Facebook feed that are 26 and still write statuses as if they're fourteen. Must resist urge to comment with "just remind me, you did get a GCSE in English, yes?"

I know my old school's on special measures now, but it (probably) wasn't that bad when I was there. I mean, sure, a couple of teachers had mental breakdowns just after I left, but that had... not a lot to do with me. Probably.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Bloody drama queens. Did you have to translate it from the utter gibberish that is the mockery of English language preferred by young folk these days?

Sonic in he does not read his own posts shocker.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Stupid tablet. Can't wait to get a laptop that works...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Some SOB nicking my credit card details. Fortunately the losses were written off and I lost no money, but how very dare they!

 

[Special Blue]

Some SOB nicking my credit card details. Fortunately the losses were written off and I lost no money, but how very dare they!

Did you wait to report it as they were spending less than the missus?:smile:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Did you wait to report it as they were spending less than the missus?:smile:

It was on a card I had paid off months ago. Wasnt even looking at statements!

 

[Mad Cyril]

It was on a card I had paid off months ago. Wasnt even looking at statements!

Nigella didn't notice either.

 

[johnlattimerssponge]

The new C2C timetable which is so bad it is almost worth a thread of it's own. :winking:

 

[Mad Cyril]

C2C.

*******s.

 

[londonblue]

The fact that I was expecting everything to start to wind down this week. FFC, I'm busier than ever!

 

[Mad Cyril]

C2C.

Hardly any seats the 0647 from Benfleet and we are stopping at every station to Fenchurch Street.

I am also hanging into the aisle due to the large person next to me.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

C2C.

Hardly any seats the 0647 from Benfleet and we are stopping at every station to Fenchurch Street.

I am also hanging into the aisle due to the large person next to me.

Wow hanging into the isle but still able to type on a phone respect,#halfmanhalfmonkey

 

[Benfleet A1]

Still feel like hammered ****. The truck is showing 13 degrees, in sodding December!! I hate the cold but it can't come quick enough if it shifts this virus/cold.

 

[manor15]

C2C.

Hardly any seats the 0647 from Benfleet and we are stopping at every station to Fenchurch Street.

I am also hanging into the aisle due to the large person next to me.

Their Twitter page is quite an entertaining read, they're suggesting that people just get later trains because they won't be as busy, because clearly everyone who gets a 7am train is doing it for the fun of it and could easily go in later.