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What is hacking you off today?

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The bloke on roller skates that robbed the Co-Op opposite Benfleet Primary at 8am as I was buying a few items.

Grabbed a load of scratch cards and some cash from the till before Starlight Expressing his thieving arse out the door.

I am hoping Michael Fassbender will play me on Crimewatch.
 
Mad Cyril said:
The bloke on roller skates that robbed the Co-Op opposite Benfleet Primary at 8am as I was buying a few items.

Grabbed a load of scratch cards and some cash from the till before Starlight Expressing his thieving arse out the door.

I am hoping Michael Fassbender will play me on Crimewatch.
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And that's hacking you off? Clearly theft is bad, but that sounds ****ing amazing!
 
I hope it's a million pound winning scratchcard as well, 'cos soon as he rings it in, he might as well hand himself into the plod. Not the brightest spark......
 
MK Shrimper said:
Roast dinner disaster. Mrs having different from MK jnr & me, so I fugged up my timings, yorkshire's didnt rise, my veg was soggy and I burnt the steamer and had to scrub off a thick black burnt goop. Bad times.
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Why not start with something simple like frying an egg and build it up slowly from there?
 
manor15 said:
Now onto our 5th day without wifi.

Landlord saying she can't do anything as she's away for the week, Vodafone possibly the most useless organisation in the world.

We bought a €5 day pass to share between us to the "community wifi", which also didn't work.

Now into a Spanish long weekend with bank holidays on Friday and Monday with no wifi and no solution, all while I'm in the middle of trying to find a job for after Christmas, so will most probably have to spend the majority of my long weekend in the library at uni.
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A technician has just come to look at it, and decided that the router is broken (we told him that on the phone, so that was really helpful) so he has to order a new one. As today's a bank holiday he can't call to get a new one until tomorrow so it probably won't arrive until Friday at least. Wonderful, another week in the library!
 
cut my hand pretty bad in the woods yesterday now have 8 stitches across my right hand and I am right handed really struggling to become a lefty!! added to the fact I left my bank card at home and only have rolling tobacco (y) its a dfgood day?!
 
SUFC_Ross said:
cut my hand pretty bad in the woods yesterday now have 8 stitches across my right hand and I am right handed really struggling to become a lefty!! added to the fact I left my bank card at home and only have rolling tobacco (y) its a dfgood day?!
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Top tip when dogging wear gloves saves on germs and unwanted cuts and i am sorry my wife closed the window on your hand.
 
Rob Noxious said:
A friend's 8 year old boy died last night. Gut-wrenching sadness.
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Tough news to handle Rob. We lost our eldest 20 years ago now. You do eventually get over the grief, but you never truly understand the 'why'. Makes you emotionally stronger though strangely.
 
londonblue said:
I have a 5 year old and a 7 year old. I don't think I'd survive if that happened to me. My thoughts and prayers are with your friend.
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I've just the one and I wouldn't want to survive. I have a friend who's lost his only daughter, his ex has stopped him seeing his 3 other kids but yet he carries on. No idea how he does it.

My condolences to your friends Rob. My heart goes out to them.
 
MK Shrimper said:
I've just the one and I wouldn't want to survive. I have a friend who's lost his only daughter, his ex has stopped him seeing his 3 other kids but yet he carries on. No idea how he does it.

My condolences to your friends Rob. My heart goes out to them.
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People adapt and manage, and find strength. But yeah, it's unthinkable about how you would manage if something was to happen.

Tragic news Rob.
 
Kids should never feel pain or sadness and should never die before their parents but life is hard and can be cruel and can be so so unfair and as a father of five i share your sadness on this Rob,chin up.
 
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