Today I am ****ed off with ..........

[Pubey]

I wouldn't stress about it - you've probably not got it.

*crys*:cry:

 

[SUFC_Al]

people talking about Christmas and then questioning why I hate it :mad:

 

[C C Csiders]

people talking about Christmas and then questioning why I hate it :mad:

I heard the first sign of Christmas last Friday. The dustbin man said "good morning" to me.

 

[SUFC_Al]

I heard the first sign of Christmas last Friday. The dustbin man said "good morning" to me.

:eek:

Blimey, i hope you didn't have a heart attack!

 

[canveyshrimper]

My bloody alarm clock going off just when I was about to get to grips with Angelina Jolie.:cry:

 

[SUFC_Al]

My bloody alarm clock going off just when I was about to get to grips with Angelina Jolie.:cry:

isn't that the darndest thing :hilarious:

 

[DTS]

Dave, have you seen the lead story on the BBC News website about borrowers (especially those with lower incomes) being told to overstate their income in order to quickly get their mortgage applications processed quicker & for larger amounts?

I have indeed.

For my mind there are cowboys in everyline of work but I am sure BBC will say it is widespread which it is not.

Secondly as I said before if the customer knew they were lying at the time why did they not speak out? They get caught and then moan they didnt know what they were doing.

Hardly.......

Must go as off to kill someone from the BBC now..... :mad: :mad:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Must go as off to kill someone from the BBC now..... :mad: :mad:

Natascha Kaplinksy hopefully!!! :p

 

[Jai]

Roadworks. You'd think 50 minutes was ample time to get from Hockley to Brentwood. Apparently not, I was done over by not one but two sets of roadworks (avoid Rawreth Lane folks) and was late for a meeting at the police station.

 

[Pubey]

I wouldn't stress about it - you've probably not got it.

your prophecy was true...:(

 

[* ORM *]

The 'good' service on the Jubilee line obviously not extending to their indicator boards. Fake tits and blue eye shadow. Why?

 

[SUFC_Al]

Life.................:(

 

[Firestorm]

Wife.................

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

...the bloke sitting opposite me, who is lovestruck with the bird sitting next to me and don't we all know it. She is a cracker but is also married and has a 4 year old kid so is well off limits. He acts like a complete tit and is constantly harrassing her and she has finally told him to leave her alone. He is now in the depths of despair! As the boss I need to come up with a diplomatic way of telling him to stop acting like a complete ****!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Wiggy (for only blessing us with "her" presence whenever we lose)!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Wiggy (for only blessing us with "her" presence whenever we lose)!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

actually I'll have it on that one

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

...the bloke sitting opposite me, who is lovestruck with the bird sitting next to me and don't we all know it. She is a cracker but is also married and has a 4 year old kid so is well off limits. He acts like a complete tit and is constantly harrassing her and she has finally told him to leave her alone. He is now in the depths of despair! As the boss I need to come up with a diplomatic way of telling him to stop acting like a complete ****!

Scare him that she's asked HR to get involved, then offer to take him for a quiet coffee/drink/trip to lap-dancing bar in case he wants to discuss how he's feeling!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Me, for giving Wiggy +rep when it was supposed to be neg.... grr MODS can you reverse this?

 

[* ORM *]

Canary Wharf Security who have just told me I can only smoke outside in a designated smoking zone. They've marked out a small area in red outside the big tower with 'Smoking Zone' painted on the floor.

WTF !!!! And by whose authority? MTS I might need your services. :p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Canary Wharf Security who have just told me I can only smoke outside in a designated smoking zone. They've marked out a small area in red outside the big tower with 'Smoking Zone' painted on the floor.

Reminds me of one of the recent episodes of The IT Crowd, the smoking zone kept getting moved further and further away from the office and also smaller & smaller (they ended up in the middle of a roundabout!)