Today I am ****ed off with ..........

[Matt the Shrimp]

To55ers like that who give us proper cyclists (e.g. those members of the populus who ride bikes to get fit & not to commute) a bad name

Are these mutually exclusive activities, Rich...?

:guns:

 

[Southend_Lady]

Today I am annoyed with women on trains that cross there legs.

Got on the train and only seats that were left were in the middle of two fat blokes. Now this is never nice but I just took one for the team and went to sit down.

Opposite me was some ropey old slag who had her legs crossed. I asked her to move them as it was well over half way into my space and the silly bitch let out a massive sigh.

Still I got my own back as she got of the train as I tripped her up and she almost fell over.....Silly bitch....

Thats probably just as annoying as when us women have to sit in between blokes that think its necessary to have their legs as wide open as physically possible. I dont buy into this rubbish about squashing your bits as the amount of space in between some mens legs would be enough to home a **** the size of an elephant.

I found that the following comment "how ****ing big are your balls" works quite well which once slipped out of my mouth after being frustrated with having to hang off the chair due to his overstretched leg invading my personal space. Needless to say he went red and moved them a lot closer together.

 

[Einstein]

Thats probably just as annoying as when us women have to sit in between blokes that think its necessary to have their legs as wide open as physically possible. I dont buy into this rubbish about squashing your bits as the amount of space in between some mens legs would be enough to home a **** the size of an elephant.

I found that the following comment "how ****ing big are your balls" works quite well which once slipped out of my mouth after being frustrated with having to hang off the chair due to his overstretched leg invading my personal space. Needless to say he went red and moved them a lot closer together.

That sounds very lady like of you Sam :flamer:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Are these mutually exclusive activities, Rich...?

:guns:

I know what I mean :p
Basically, I'm saying there's a breed of cyclist particularly in cities who only get on a bike as it's the quickest cheapest form of commuting. Some may be people who also enjoy riding a bike for leisure too, but it's almost as if they adopt this sort of commuting deathwish (I liken it to the classic Ben Elton "Double Seat, Double Seat, gotta get a Double Seat" routine). Also, for want of a better term, proper racing cyclists who use their commuting time as part of their training are unlikely to be those ones who mow people down on pavements, run red-lights consistently etc etc etc!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Thats probably just as annoying as when us women have to sit in between blokes that think its necessary to have their legs as wide open as physically possible. I dont buy into this rubbish about squashing your bits as the amount of space in between some mens legs would be enough to home a **** the size of an elephant.

I found that the following comment "how ****ing big are your balls" works quite well which once slipped out of my mouth after being frustrated with having to hang off the chair due to his overstretched leg invading my personal space. Needless to say he went red and moved them a lot closer together.

I don't know what this guy was on but surely most blokes would revel in a comment like that! :D :p

 

[Southend_Lady]

That sounds very lady like of you Sam :flamer:

Well, the bloody cheek of it. If men think I am going to sit there hanging off the edge of my seat because they want to air their massive balls then they have another thing coming!

 

[callan]

Well, the bloody cheek of it. If men think I am going to sit there hanging off the edge of my seat because they want to air their massive balls then they have another thing coming!

Ive noticed though that a lot of women on the C2C have particularly big ar5es, they seem to get bigger the further I go along the line, by the time I reach Benfleet (not sure where you get on), they have no hope of taking up the the seat spaced designed for use, now I have no problem rearranging my tackle on the train for some comely young wench but I'm buggered if Im going to do it for some lard ar5ed old munter who cant be bothered to catch a train to laindon and change there to get on an emptier train.
Fat Ar5ed women dont pay more to travel and should be made to stand, bring back the old Guards carriage is what I say and herd them all in there.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I know what I mean :p
Basically, I'm saying there's a breed of cyclist particularly in cities who only get on a bike as it's the quickest cheapest form of commuting. Some may be people who also enjoy riding a bike for leisure too, but it's almost as if they adopt this sort of commuting deathwish (I liken it to the classic Ben Elton "Double Seat, Double Seat, gotta get a Double Seat" routine). Also, for want of a better term, proper racing cyclists who use their commuting time as part of their training are unlikely to be those ones who mow people down on pavements, run red-lights consistently etc etc etc!

Hmmm... I fall into neither of these categories. I cycle quickly, though am far too lardy ever to be anywhere near a team; but I most certainly do not "mow people down on pavements". I cycle to work because otherwise, my belly would be even bigger than it already is...

:cry:

 

[phsend]

Shops that sell usb leads for 9.99 and not £2.00 maximum

People who sell phone chargers for anything more than a fiver

Sainsburys for never having enough baskets
Shops that switch their lights off and close one door at about 10 past five so they can get out dead on 5.30

The Orange Network for missed calls that never even rung

Buses that pull out on you as you overtake them citing some poxy rule in the highway code about giving way to buses!

 

[Mad Cyril]

People who take the p!ss at buffets.

Madras that packs the punch of a Korma.

Indian food with half an inch of ghee on top.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

People who look down on you because you read "The Sun" but buy all those crappy gossip mags!

 

[Flaiming Moe]

What gets on my t*ts is when you stop for someone at a crossing or let another car out and you don't get any kind of THANK YOU.

Also the ASBO Spitting Wannabe Gangsta Hoodies who insist on playing their music on their phones, FFS they've got the swish MP3 phones so why not get some headphones.

Rant over ! !

 

[SUFCEssex]

What gets on my t*ts is when you stop for someone at a crossing or let another car out and you don't get any kind of THANK YOU.

funny i was moaning about the same thing this morning when i got into work.

 

[Davros]

cyclists who go thru red lights and mow you down

 

[Groyne Strain]

I am p!ssed off because Richard Madeley refused to accept the Groyne Celebrity Experiment Challenge, and didn't try to go without oxygen for 2 hours, thus cutting down on his carbon footprint. The selfish ba$tard.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Lazy B'stards who get in the lift and then go up or down 1 floor. Why don't you use the stairs, you lazy ****s !!!

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

Was looking at this thread earlier thinking to myself that im glad im not having one of those days...then i went to the supermarket and this stupid old cow decides to cut in front of me in the queue with 5 times more stuff to check out than me...then just as i am about to start my car up, a tosser in one of those big family cars takes the space in front of me and moves forward too much: in the process hitting my bumper...then has the cheek to laugh about it through the windscreen :fury:

Work starts at 6 and i have a funny feeling its going to be one of those days...thanks for listening :D

 

[EastStandBlue]

People who look down on you because you read "The Sun" but buy all those crappy gossip mags!

Nowt wrong with reading The Sun in my opinion if it's the backpages... Their sport section is hard to beat for match reports and stories, they almost always break a story before other tabloids and, although the broadsheets hate to admit it, they have some of the best sport journalists in the business writing for them, e.g. Martin Samuels and Steven Howard... both of whom write for Broadsheets as well.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

One bird who wouldnt give me a receipt when I handed in an important document into County Hall today. It better not go missing.......

Also down in Pitsea, ****ed off with E.C.C Highways Dept as it now takes me twice as long to get to Tescos cos they've closed down the footway outside Homebase towards Vange. That annoys me too. I've got to cross the road, then back again not too far later. Pointless.

:D

 

[Cricko]

Having to pay people and I will feel worse tomorrow .....:(