Today I am ****ed off with ..........

[Southend_Lady]

Ive noticed though that a lot of women on the C2C have particularly big ar5es, they seem to get bigger the further I go along the line, by the time I reach Benfleet (not sure where you get on), they have no hope of taking up the the seat spaced designed for use, now I have no problem rearranging my tackle on the train for some comely young wench but I'm buggered if Im going to do it for some lard ar5ed old munter who cant be bothered to catch a train to laindon and change there to get on an emptier train.
Fat Ar5ed women dont pay more to travel and should be made to stand, bring back the old Guards carriage is what I say and herd them all in there.

There are many men with big fat beer bellies and massive fat arms that take up just as much space as the women who have fat ar5es!! Personally I dont have this problem but if I was too fat to fit on the size of the seat on the train, I wouldnt dare go and try and squash myself in between two slimmer people, I would be two embarressed!

 

[Cricko]

There are many men with big fat beer bellies and massive fat arms that take up just as much space as the women who have fat ar5es!! Personally I dont have this problem but if I was too fat to fit on the size of the seat on the train, I wouldnt dare go and try and squash myself in between two slimmer people, I would be two embarressed!

That is because you are a stick insect Sam ..:p

 

[Vange Shrimper]

then just as i am about to start my car up, a tosser in one of those big family cars takes the space in front of me and moves forward too much: in the process hitting my bumper...then has the cheek to laugh about it through the windscreen :fury:

A similar thing happened to us earlier. We were reversing and some bloke decided to drive out a bit and wouldnt budge so gave us less space to reverse into but done it in the end.

Ar$eholes, arent they?!

 

[JoshC]

Had 2 driving lesson so far and gettting really p155ed of with people who feel that i shouldn't be on the road and overtake me with such speed scaring the living **** out of me :(

 

[Cricko]

Had 2 driving lesson so far and gettting really p155ed of with people who feel that i shouldn't be on the road and overtake me with such speed scaring the living **** out of me :(

It is best to get off the trike now Josh, try two wheels.:p

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Had 2 driving lesson so far and gettting really p155ed of with people who feel that i shouldn't be on the road and overtake me with such speed scaring the living **** out of me :(

Where you doing your lessons, Josh?

 

[Cricko]

Where you doing your lessons, Josh?

Stop trying to make him your "Toy Boy" Hils:D

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Stop trying to make him your "Toy Boy" Hils:D

Lol.

I dont go for guys younger than me..... :D

 

[JoshC]

Where you doing your lessons, Josh?

laindon


and shhh cricko:finger:

 

[class]

Lol.

I dont go for guys younger than me..... :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

[Cricko]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hils tolds me she dosent count you as a guy because of your dress sense . ...:p

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Hils tolds me she dosent count you as a guy because of your dress sense . ...:p

:hilarious:

 

[Groyne Strain]

I also get p!ssed off with people who whinge about footpaths on their way to the supermarket being closed when there's a perfectably good footpath on the other side of the road, which is no more than 3 car widths across from them if they cross at the right place. Lazy tarts.

 

[class]

Thats a relief!! :finger:

 

[Vange Shrimper]

I also get p!ssed off with people who whinge about footpaths on their way to the supermarket being closed when there's a perfectably good footpath on the other side of the road, which is no more than 3 car widths across from them if they cross at the right place. Lazy tarts.

Yeah, but you dont have to think about crossing Sandon Road, the maniacs who drive in/out of the car wash and also into the mechanics place round the back of the barbers!

It's a lot safer across the road!

 

[Groyne Strain]

I am also p!ssed off with whinging negative ex-students who think they have a right to have everything perfect just because they fancy a Borient fan and find something wrong in every single walking-to-Tesco scenario. B1oody students.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

I am also p!ssed off with whinging negative ex-students who think they have a right to have everything perfect just because they fancy a Borient fan and find something wrong in every single walking-to-Tesco scenario. B1oody students.

A) I'm not an ex student. I started at Anglia Ruskin on Monday to do a year course

B) I do not fancy an Orient fan.

:D

 

[Groyne Strain]

Where was there any mention of your delightful self, VS? It was merely an observation and not intended for any one specific person or persons ..... ;)

People jumping to the wrong conclusion p1sses everyone off, too .....

Anyway, genuinely, Tescos p!ss me off big time, they seem to be taking over Southend. Every half a mile on the London Road there's one of their poxy mini-markets whilst nearby the independent trader's shops are being boarded up. We have to stop it beoming Tesco-on-Sea.

 

[Cricko]

Thats a relief!! :finger:

Sorry mate, my mistake I meant cross dressing ...:p

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Anyway, genuinely, Tescos p!ss me off big time, they seem to be taking over Southend. Every half a mile on the London Road there's one of their poxy mini-markets whilst nearby the independent trader's shops are being boarded up. We have to stop it beoming Tesco-on-Sea.

As they said on Mock the Week last year:

"In 2010 we shall take over the world....Tesco, Every Little Helps."