There's a circus in the town...

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

The adverts for chlamydia in the Family stand bogs

 

[Willie Coulson's Red Cheeks]

The presence of the Samaritans outside the ground on match days!!

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Mark Gowers white boots

Drew Broughtons gold ones!.

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Vic Jobson telling everyone to support a different club

Haha I actually got a letter from him saying just that.

 

[Richard Hearn]

Haha I actually got a letter from him saying just that.

So did I!!!!!!

 

[Uncle Leo]

The old Universal Cycles adverts in the matchday programme.

 

[Billy is the best]

The cushions you could hire in the East stand. They were thrown onto the pitch at the end of the game if the team had not performed.

 

[Voice of Reason]

The cushions you could hire in the East stand. They were thrown onto the pitch at the end of the game if the team had not performed.

Better keep them hidden then

 

[Chairman Trigg]

Dave Smith locking himself in his office after being sacked whilst on holiday......Don't get any ideas Phil !

 

[Shrimperforlife]

The cushions you could hire in the East stand. They were thrown onto the pitch at the end of the game if the team had not performed.

This season we would have more cushions than next homecare

 

[Ailsa Road Shrimper]

My understanding is that we're the only team in the world to have scored from open play having had three players sent off.

Even more incredible that it was a breakaway goal scored by a central defender! (Mark Warren)

 

[Streaky]

Starting a 2nd half with 9 players because Phil Gridlet refusing to start the 2nd half because he wanted to be the last one out of the dressing room, the other player (name escapes me) was being treated for a knock. #nob

 

[hockleyeast1964]

Having the smallest scoreboard,my car satnav is bigger!

 

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

Going to my first away game in '74 at Brighton and losing 2-0 and having two men sent off. I failed to heed the warnings.

 

[mfurok]

Even more incredible that it was a breakaway goal scored by a central defender! (Mark Warren)

That game epitomised the joy that can be occasionally be found when following our team.

Magnificent.

Oh for that spirit tomorrow.

 

[Napster]

Buzz selecting himself as manager for an LDV game at Daggers, then scoring an absolute peach of a volley, turning round and told the team that's how to do it

Holding onto Paul Byrne's registration for ten years so he couldnt play for anyone else

Re Carruthers' sending off - he covered this in an interview I did with him - he knew Heald, and wound him up - it was a spur of the moment thing, his only sending off, and it was later rescinded.

Oh Boston at home, their keeper got sent off, he got in a strop, and kicked the ball in the crowd, straight into some kid's face

 

[Beefy]

Oh Boston at home, their keeper got sent off, he got in a strop, and kicked the ball in the crowd, straight into some kid's face

I think that was Macclesfield :cool:

 

[Napster]

I think that was Macclesfield :cool:

fair enough. some non league side.

 

[Silencer]

The Goat singing 'love it' and 'Wayne Gray is the new Pele' post title celebrations. Worst singing voice ever :winking:

 

[Napster]

Mike Lapper stealing a fan's girlfriend whilst laid up in hospital

John Nielsen getting hammered in Churchills every weekend

Jamie Stuart offering out half of Chameleons

Jamie Stuart getting knocked back by one of the Bluebelles (same night as above)

Mark Rawle's agent deciding Oxford was a good idea

There's a story about McSweeney and Ben Smith i can't repeat on here

Dr Sinha and his briefcase!

The little Hitler Adams ordering fans about