SUFC: The Future SUFC up for sale

[Shrimper]

When i was little, i once stole a pick n mix milkshake foam sweet from Woolworths. It is something i have been hiding for my whole life. Thank you Shrimperzone for being there for me whilst I deal with this. I would like to apologise to Woolworths, Shimperzone members, and of course my family for my actions.

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother, what will I be....

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother, what will I be....

She said you’ll be in a lot of trouble if you don’t pipe down and get out of my hair, you ‘orrible little oik

 

[The Big Dady]

The KAOS super yacht now sailing up the Thames towards London.

The Spanish Galeon Andalucia is now moored at the Pier Head.

 

[Thor1]

The KAOS super yacht now sailing up the Thames towards London,

That was always her destination, not Southend unfortunately. She obviously had to wait at the anchorage either for a pilot or berth. But is been nice to speculate.

 

[londonblue]

I'll take being half right! Makes a change.

50% is a pass in my book!

 

[Texas Eslan]

And who are the front runners on the snooker hint? O’Sullivan was mentioned but as noted seems very out of character, I genuinely have no idea who would fit that bill.

Stuart Bingham is based in Rayleigh! Not sure he is worth a large enough sum to make him viable though.

 

[hlane17]

Stuart Bingham is based in Rayleigh! Not sure he is worth a large enough sum to make him viable though.

Is he? Never see him at the sports bar he supposedly practices at.

Also not exactly a fan of the guy after the row he had with the Q Ball in Basildon. But suppose that doesn't play too much into how he would run a football club, apart from maybe his attitude.

 

[Texas Eslan]

Is he? Never see him at the sports bar he supposedly practices at.

Also not exactly a fan of the guy after the way he treated the Q Ball in Basildon. But suppose that doesn't play too much into how he would run a football club, apart from maybe his attitude.

Won’t be him I doubt. Going to be someone owning or close to the owners of World Snooker I would have thought.

Or…it’s a massive red herring and we are being snookered by those who know!

 

[hlane17]

Won’t be him I doubt. Going to be someone owning or close to the owners of World Snooker I would have thought.

Or…it’s a massive red herring and we are being snookered by those who know!

If it's big money near snooker I would have guessed Ronnie or the Hearns. But that's simply a guess.

Stuart is a good snooker player but surely not worth enough to inherit all the financial burden that would come with Southend.

 

[bluesfansince1952]

We're going to be disappointed when the new owner is introduced wearing a camel coat, sporting a dodgy moustache and smoking a cigar. His second hand car dealership is doing well so we're more than satisfied.

What if the new owner is a wealthy 'investor' from the far east who is actually a front for people involved in illegal football gambling?

 

[Userorange]

What if the new owner is a wealthy 'investor' from the far east who is actually a front for people involved in illegal football gambling?

No problem

 

[Whispering Bob]

If it's big money near snooker I would have guessed Ronnie or the Hearns. But that's simply a guess.

Spoke to Barry Hearn at a boxing charity event 2/3 years ago - got the impression that there's no way he'd go back into football.

 

[dannypav]

When i was little, i once stole a pick n mix milkshake foam sweet from Woolworths. It is something i have been hiding for my whole life. Thank you Shrimperzone for being there for me whilst I deal with this. I would like to apologise to Woolworths, Shimperzone members, and of course my family for my actions.

I was sacked from my first job on the Woolworths 'pic n mix' counter when I couldn't account for being one milkshake foam sweet down at the end of the week.
I bear no grudge after 45 years but just glad I've finally got closure.

 

[bluesfansince1952]

No problem

Really?

 

[overseas shrimper]

Rio Ferdinand and David Beckham met up at Rileys snooker hall and agreed to buy us for a truck load of Woolworths pick n mix

Actually, to keep the cross-theme going, it was a 'boat load'.

 

[BriggBlue]

What if the new owner is a wealthy 'investor' from the far east who is actually a front for people involved in illegal football gambling?

Then we'll snap up Ivan Toney in Jan

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Stuart Bingham is based in Rayleigh! Not sure he is worth a large enough sum to make him viable though.

My dad played Stuart once and beat him when he was at Tarpots many years ago

 

[Avl1983]

Seen several interviews with Eddie Hearn where he stated although it was fun being in charge of a football club it was the worst investment ever as every year you have to plan to lose £x millions. I’d be surprised if it was them but wouldn’t be against it, have a big association with DAZN/Sky contacts around the world and they never miss payments to my knowledge.

 

[Fairport]

If Eddie Hearn is interested in being involved it will probably be as part of the Matchroom companies. One of the directors is also a director at Leyton Orient so there is a football link as well as Boxing, Snooker and Darts.

 

[SeldomSeenShrimper]