Breaking News Statement from Ron Martin

[ldnfatso]

My focus for a long time has been completing a major ‘jigsaw’

This Jigsaw is locked up in The War Chest though!

Ron Martin
News at Ten
Talking absolute bollox.

 

[E for B and Billy Best]

The statement is the same load of old tosh he always spouts only he doesn't fool anyone anymore. The next statement I would like to read from him is theres a train leaving Prittlewell and he is on it with a one way ticket.

 

[ldnfatso]

This must have been written by Peter Mandleson, there is so much BS!

 

[Chris Powell's mate]

It's so long since he's had any compliments to complement the abuse, he's forgotten which is which.

Disregarding this basic error, "changes will positively complement the bigger picture" - wtf does that mean? If you want to communicate try using proper sentences.

...and while you're actually saying nothing, at least get possessive apostrophes and commas in the right place.
That pic makes him look sinister, something akin to Vincent Price about to sink his fangs into the maiden's (possessive apost) neck...

 

[undercovershrimper]

Just met the man himself whilst having lunch in Pret on new bridge street first time i have seen my former neighbour in years and a v nice quick catch up. Good news is coming in the next few days people be patient for just a little longer!!

 

[Derbyshire Blue]

The good news is that he put a timeframe on his good news, if we don't hear anything decisive and positive by the end of this week then he really has hung himself out to dry, even my rose-tinted glasses will be put safely at the back of my wardrobe!

 

[WESTY_SUFC]

Just met the man himself whilst having lunch in Pret on new bridge street first time i have seen my former neighbour in years and a v nice quick catch up. Good news is coming in the next few days people be patient for just a little longer!!

Just come out of court or going in?

 

[philtalkin]

Just met the man himself whilst having lunch in Pret on new bridge street first time i have seen my former neighbour in years and a v nice quick catch up. Good news is coming in the next few days people be patient for just a little longer!!

Are Pret introducing a new range of heated wraps?

That would be great news. Fingers crossed!!

 

[WightShrimper]

...and while you're actually saying nothing, at least get possessive apostrophes and commas in the right place.
That pic makes him look sinister, something akin to Vincent Price about to sink his fangs into the maiden's (possessive apost) neck...

Did Vincent Price ever sport fangs?

 

[undercovershrimper]

No it could be even more exciting than that!

 

[E for B and Billy Best]

The man is a complete fool

 

[Shrimpergonzo]

No it could be even more exciting than that!

Well I'll be patient a little while longer thanks to your update. Can only think this is something to do with the stadium, perhaps appointment of the contractor?

 

[Jam_Man]

Developments with the stadium would be good, but we were told over a year ago it was 90% complete and would begin in October if memory serves me right.

What I would like to know is even with that good news, whats happening with day to day finances and our inability to pay wages and bills on a monthly basis..

 

[undercovershrimper]

Just come out of court or going in?

On his way to a meeting with his law firm, seeing as I work for one of the biggest we are now trying to steal him as a client!

 

[Beefy]

What I would like to know is even with that good news, whats happening with day to day finances and our inability to pay wages and bills on a monthly basis..

It's a struggle as it has been for a long time and will be for longer. I'm not really sure that that needs spelling out.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Stan Collymore to be appointed as our Evening Car Park attendant.

 

[Blues 'n twos]

On his way to a meeting with his law firm, seeing as I work for one of the biggest we are now trying to steal him as a client!

Are you MAD ? you wont get paid!!! :stunned:

 

[dannypav]

The man is a complete fool

Complete ?
mmmmm ....... That gives the impression he has achieved his aim,
Fool yes , complete fool , no.

 

[Suffolk Blue]

I wish I was as foolish as him. Even skint he probably owns more than I ever will barring a lottery win.

 

[South Bank Hank]

My focus for a long time has been completing a major ‘jigsaw’

The lying toe-rag! I assumed when he said 3-4 years, he meant the timeframe for completing the stadium not the age group on the friggin' box!

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