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[Rusty Shackleford]

Good to see the Jezza fan boys enjoying a good laugh at Dave's expense. I imagine he laughed a lot harder when Corbyn was elected leader. He probably thought, 'FFS, I could **** a dead pig and STILL win the election against this prick'.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Good to see the Jezza fan boys enjoying a good laugh at Dave's expense. I imagine he laughed a lot harder when Corbyn was elected leader. He probably thought, 'FFS, I could **** a dead pig and STILL win the election against this prick'.

Sounds like the kind of arrogance he would display. Good point well made. Apart from you'd have to insert the word 'again' re him ****ing a dead pig.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Good to see the Jezza fan boys enjoying a good laugh at Dave's expense. I imagine he laughed a lot harder when Corbyn was elected leader. He probably thought, 'FFS, I could **** a dead pig and STILL win the election against this prick'.

Obviously the pig ****ers own supporters have turned on him, so maybe, just maybe they're a little bit worried......

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Didn't think it was actually, there's been quite a few comments.

Spoilsport.:raspberry:

Oink,oink.:winking:

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

Didn't think it was actually, there's been quite a few comments.

He's delusional as ever. He thinks Tories are as po faced as the left. BTW I was talking to my son and said who would you trust to run the country. Someone with a stack load of A levels and a first from Oxford and all the prizes or some with a degree in utter bollocks from the North London Poly still stuck in the 1970s. This was before I looked up Jezza's credentials. And it's worse. 2 Es at A level and he DID got to the awful North London Poly but left after a year of "Trade Union Studies". The man's a complete fool. Thinks holidaying in that bastion of freedom East Germany is a good idea. And Diane Abbott FFS.
Give me the pig ****er all day long. :smile:

 

[MK Shrimper]

He's delusional as ever. He thinks Tories are as po faced as the left. BTW I was talking to my son and said who would you trust to run the country. Someone with a stack load of A levels and a first from Oxford and all the prizes or some with a degree in utter bollocks from the North London Poly still stuck in the 1970s. This was before I looked up Jezza's credentials. And it's worse. 2 Es at A level and he DID got to the awful North London Poly but left after a year of "Trade Union Studies". The man's a complete fool. Thinks holidaying in that bastion of freedom East Germany is a good idea. And Diane Abbott FFS.
Give me the pig ****er all day long. :smile:

Of course he got good marks, his parents are rich beyond our wildest dreams and can afford the very best education that money can buy - and no doubt the old school tie helped grease a few wheels.

TBH I couldn't care less about the past and how well he did at Eton & Oxford or his prediliction for humping dead livestock - I care about the future, a future for my daughter won't be indebted up to the eyeballs for her education, healthcare, and everything else as SHE wasn't born into oodles of money. The Tories are doing their usual of looking after the richest in society whilst crapping over those not so well off.

 

[londonblue]

Apparently sources who were part of the club (or knew about it) said he wasn't ever involved.

stinks of sour grapes and there's a very clear motive.

even if it happened, as long as it didn't happen during his time as PM (or even an MP) then it's no more newsworthy than digging into JC 's (or any other top political figure) past. We all have skeletons in our closets, and those who don't have lived boring lives.

Stinks of people covering up, just like the guys that claimed a copyright on the photo of DC and his Bullingdon Club mates. They didn't want his public image ruined.

However, I agree about skeletons in closets. The last thing I want is a PM that has spent his whole life worrying about said skeletons because that says to me (s)he has spent her/his whole life wanting to become an MP/PM/politician. I don't want career politicians, I want politicians that genuinely want to make a difference and have fallen into it "by accident".

That said, he ****ed a pig, which is just about the biggest skeleton story since Lizzy Yarnold won gold!

 

[londonblue]

It'll be May if Cameron's gone within this term I would've thought. Gideon's wreaking the desired havoc at the Treasury and Boris isn't ready.

The whole drugs thing is a bit of non-story. I mean, entitled **** indulges knowing he'll never face repercussions isn't exactly news. But jamming your wang into a dead pig? That's some Champions League debauchery right there. If anything, I'm more likely to vote for him now then I was when I thought he was just your bog standard hater of the poor.

Don't forget, DC said he won't contest another election, which is probably why the press feel they can make hay with this story...in the end it won't matter if he goes now or in two years time.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

He's delusional as ever. He thinks Tories are as po faced as the left. BTW I was talking to my son and said who would you trust to run the country. Someone with a stack load of A levels and a first from Oxford and all the prizes or some with a degree in utter bollocks from the North London Poly still stuck in the 1970s. This was before I looked up Jezza's credentials. And it's worse. 2 Es at A level and he DID got to the awful North London Poly but left after a year of "Trade Union Studies". The man's a complete fool. Thinks holidaying in that bastion of freedom East Germany is a good idea. And Diane Abbott FFS.
Give me the pig ****er all day long. :smile:

Dianne Abbott, of course,made it to Oxbridge via Grammar School,which in my book ranks higher than Cameron's Eton "success" .

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

Of course he got good marks, his parents are rich beyond our wildest dreams and can afford the very best education that money can buy - and no doubt the old school tie helped grease a few wheels.

TBH I couldn't care less about the past and how well he did at Eton & Oxford - I care about the future, a future for my daughter won't be indebted up to the eyeballs for her education, healthcare, and everything else as SHE wasn't born into oodles of money. The Tories are doing their usual of looking after the richest in society whilst crapping over those not so well off.

Oh please. You don't really believe that pile of horse ****. Jezza went to an independent school as well. And by the way I voted Tory in the election (for the very first time I might add and as an ex Labour party member) for my grandchildren's future. And all this I did it for my kids bollocks. We've all got kids. I have lived through Labour economic policy and the union domination and it was bloody awful. I challenge you to find any successful counrty that follows Jezza economics. You can't. The dreary fool was saying Germany before his election. The man is an utter fool. You don't help the poor become rich through socialism. It's taken me years to realise this unconfortable truth.

 

[londonblue]

He's delusional as ever. He thinks Tories are as po faced as the left. BTW I was talking to my son and said who would you trust to run the country. Someone with a stack load of A levels and a first from Oxford and all the prizes or some with a degree in utter bollocks from the North London Poly still stuck in the 1970s. This was before I looked up Jezza's credentials. And it's worse. 2 Es at A level and he DID got to the awful North London Poly but left after a year of "Trade Union Studies". The man's a complete fool. Thinks holidaying in that bastion of freedom East Germany is a good idea. And Diane Abbott FFS.
Give me the pig ****er all day long. :smile:

Reminds me of this question:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

With clever language, and cherry picking your facts, you can make any madman seem decent, and any decent man seem mad.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Oh please. You don't really believe that pile of horse ****. Jezza went to an independent school as well. And by the way I voted Tory in the election (for the very first time I might add and as an ex Labour party member) for my grandchildren's future. And all this I did it for my kids bollocks. We've all got kids. I have lived through Labour economic policy and the union domination and it was bloody awful. I challenge you to find any successful counrty that follows Jezza economics. You can't. The dreary fool was saying Germany before his election. The man is an utter fool. You don't help the poor become rich through socialism. It's taken me years to realise this unconfortable truth.

So we help the poor by kicking away their safety nets so they fall into abject poverty, put higher education beyond their reach and offer them menial work on zero hours contracts? Wow, as the world falls into abject **** thanks to 30+ years of a right wing Britain, I think I'll give something else a go.

 

[callan]

Stinks of people covering up, just like the guys that claimed a copyright on the photo of DC and his Bullingdon Club mates. They didn't want his public image ruined.

However, I agree about skeletons in closets. The last thing I want is a PM that has spent his whole life worrying about said skeletons because that says to me (s)he has spent her/his whole life wanting to become an MP/PM/politician. I don't want career politicians, I want politicians that genuinely want to make a difference and have fallen into it "by accident".

That said, he ****ed a pig, which is just about the biggest skeleton since Lizzy Yarnold won gold!

Were you there then?

 

[londonblue]

Were you there then?

No, but he ****ed a pig!

 

[RHB]

It's amazing how the right leaning posters on here get so het up when DC is being given a bit of a (spit) roasting. It's getting so vociferous its a bit like a stuck pig.

A seriously contrived post, but so much fun to deliver.

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

So we help the poor by kicking away their safety nets so they fall into abject poverty, put higher education beyond their reach and offer them menial work on zero hours contracts? Wow, as the world falls into abject **** thanks to 30+ years of a right wing Britain, I think I'll give something else a go.

I'm retiring in June and I'll tell you then was I've done for 40 years. It will surprise you. People need an incentive to better themselves and the current safety net has prevented many from doing this by being far too generous. If you want to pay for generational fecklessness that's fine. I don't.

 

[callan]

It's amazing how the right leaning posters on here get so het up when DC is being given a bit of a (spit) roasting. It's getting so vociferous its a bit like a stuck pig.

A seriously contrived post, but so much fun to deliver.

I would say its the reverse, been hardly a bite....most on here whether left or right aren't actually bothered either way.

 

[callan]

No, but he ****ed a pig!

Says you, squealing with delight!

 

[RHB]

I would say its the reverse, been hardly a bite....most on here whether left or right aren't actually bothered either way.

but I'm not the first to post bollocks on ShrimperZone for no other reason than is was fun, and I won't be the last:smiles:

 

[londonblue]

I'm retiring in June and I'll tell you then was I've done for 40 years. It will surprise you. People need an incentive to better themselves and the current safety net has prevented many from doing this by being far too generous. If you want to pay for generational fecklessness that's fine. I don't.

Regardless of anything else, good for you. I am seriously jealous! I reckon I've got at least another 15 years. :thumbdown: