Fat Bastid
Coach
I used to spend a lot of time working in Scotland chasing round the countryside in a transit van.[b said:Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ May 13 2004,11:05)]Pretty central-ish, as I recall... although a bit nearer to Edinburgh than Glasgow...
Also known for not exactly being the centre of the known universe. Hence the use by one of the charatcers in Irvine Welsh's "Glue" of the phrase "Get tae Falkirk!" to mean "You're having a laugh, bumpkin-boy!".
I do remember one night staying in Falkirk at one of the worst hotels I have ever seen! Not a nice place IIRC!