Benfleet A1
Hector Of The House🦐
Is there an official gang? Who are the members?
Delighted to Neil. The main members of the Axis of Evil as Barnablue would prefer us known are:
Steveo - sometimes known as Adolf Steveo he lists his hobbies and interests in 'Whos Nazi' as Jew Baiting, World Domination and creating an Master Race. He is also rather fond of Stamp Collecting and Hornby Railways.
Martin Carruthers - or Benito to his friends, Martin enjoys attacking people of Asian decent in badly lit subways and wearing Union Jack tee-shirts with red braces. He has also had a book published, the best seller 'Why I Would Murder Every Non-white in Their Beds and Blame it on the Arabs. As I understand, a rivoting read.
Rusty Shackleford - Rusty is our resident Jew hating, wife beating, cat kicking bigot who likes to breakfast on small children. His heros include Hitler, Generals Franko and Pinochet and has resently become the National Front publicity officer. Rusty breeds French Poodles which he then trains to attack black people. To relax he likes to stuff human hair into mattresses and deny the holacaust.
Genial Harry Grout - Underneath his quite calm exterior lies the very worst of them all. Raised by an Nazi supporting father and flag waving Fascist mother, Grouty or Himmler to give away his real name first joined the far-right at the tender age of 3. He quickly rose through the ranks to become party leader of the feared British Fascist Nazi National Party by his 7th birthday. A true bigot, he will never listen to a word of reason or answer a simple question unless you promise to agree with him first. He enjoys setting fluffy kittens on fire and petrol bombing Chinese Takeaways.
Of course there are other members but I thought I would give you a taste of just some of us. A cracking bunch of chaps I'm sure you would agree. By the way, could you kindly state your colour, religion and political leanings just in case you happen to ever disagree with any of us. Saves time.