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  1. Slipperduke

    Why Aren't They Keen On Keane?

    Rumours travel fast in the North-East of England. Nobody is entirely sure what happened or where it started, but Wearside was abuzz last Friday with the 'news' that Roy Keane had walked out on Sunderland. Everyone knew about it, apparently. Some said that he'd not turned up for training. Others...
  2. undercovershrimper

    Battle of the Un-Funnies

    Right seeing as nobody else can be arsed to sort this out i will do the honours. Firstly you need to pm me your entries first 32 in are the ones we will go for. My choice Bobby Davro
  3. TrueBlue

    Pick up!

    Right people now that I am back in town (waits for the groans) I was at the game yesterday as per usual but I have to say I am not worried about the performance for a few reasons.... 1. Lambert - More or less had the game of his life in my opinion so when a player has a day like that you just...
  4. Magnum PI

    Ex-Shrimpers League Goalscorers Table: # Week 11

    Starting this a little earlier this week, as I have a spare 10 minutes. Billy Paynter did what he could never do for us, and hit the net at Roots Hall... then back to his brilliant best, injuring himself celebrating. Gary Hooper after a barren month, and still nobody catching him up decided...
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    • alba barren bentley bradford davidson eastwood ford freddy eastwood hall invicta league maidstone nobody roots torquay town
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  5. MrB

    Inappropriate advertising

    Apparently there is a new needle free anaesthetic delivery system called 'The Wand': It seems much of their focus in advertising is aimed at the fact that kids hate needles. However, this is a cutting from a hard copy of their brochure (sent to me by my ex who was there the other day and had...
    • MrB
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    • didn nobody pain
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DoDTS

    Newcastle Away 1992-93

    As we seem to be boring Wiggy, with nothing of interest on SZ lets have a trip down memory lane that usually gets some response. NEWCASTLE UNITED 3-2 SOUTHEND UNITED 15th August 1992 Division 1 This was Kevin Keegan's first League match as manager of Newcastle, and he Proudly claimed in the...
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    • boarded claimed didn dressed filling hes icke largest league nobody officers qui rack sammy shelter ski
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. RobM

    I hope we don't do a Darlington

    ...with a 22,000 seater with nobody in it on a match day.
  8. DoDTS

    40 Years ago (Sunday)

    Thought this might be of Interest: Swansea Town Away 2-2 Saturday 14 September 1968 Div 4 A fortnight later and back to South Wales, strange the tricks the fixture list plays sometimes, a good trip uneventful, having a doze on the way back home when the...

  9. Zone Update Apology from "The REAL Southend United Fans"

    As a member of that Facebook group I'd just like to try and clarify a few things. Firstly it was mainly created for a laugh last year when the crowd started boo-ing our own team early in the season. The group was made to take a satirical view of the situation and show how fickle the roots hall...
  10. BaileytheQuitter

    Another reaction from last night

    Haven't had a chance to air my views about last night. I know people on here hate it when anybody has an even remotely negative opinion, but last night will go down as a very very low stage of my Southend United supporting history, be it all a short one of 7 years. The team looked...

  11. Question Sunday Night Virtual Pub Quiz Week 20

    Ok , I don't mind doing the Quiz questions this week if we can come up with a popular topic and nobody else wants to ask them.....So ideas please as to what you would like the questions to be on for this forthcoming Sunday's Quiz? Serious suggestions only please!
    • Cricko
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    • nobody
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford's X-Files

    I'm not saying who I used to be on here, but I used to write a weekly column that was partly political. I am hoping that this will be the beginning of a new weekly column, if you playas are feelin' it. In my previous life on SZ, I offended a few people by being deliberately obnoxious. I...
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    • apologize didn especially intervention jackpot lived multicultural nobody partly political qui similar
    • Replies: 600
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. duncan bulgaria

    BubbleWrap

    Simple really , is there anything more addictive then Bubblewrap , apart from maybe Herorin ?? Got a parcel today in the office and nobody can leave the fcuuking stuff alone , including me
  14. TrueBlue

    TrueBlue Rally Cry

    Gather round once more my children, As Saturday approaches I can see nothing but dark sky's and a mist that hangs in the air for the dark shadow of our pre-season has cast this terrible spell over the club but still there is hope and still there is light, so I call upon all of you that listen...
    • TrueBlue
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    • cas doubter especially hall hanks loud mis nobody roots shadow sleeve
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. MrB

    Gangster Films

    No, not another battle! I'm selling 7 DVD's on eBay which expire today but there's no bids and nobody watching. If anyone wants them they are: A Bronx Tale Carlito's Way Casino Donnie Brasco Goodfellas Heat Scarface Please drop me a PM and I can send you the link. Matt
  16. Yer Blues

    Long shot - Will Smith Mask

    I wanna get hold of one for next friday, a quick google seach has shown NOBODY in the uk has one for sale. anyone on the zone got one tucked away?
  17. Sean 2

    Fantastic,can't wait for a new season!

    You all thought it would be another shambles.Watching Hooper run into space past the last man,rushing towards the goal only to see the ball bounce off his knee and roll out:(Then he goes out on loan and can't stop scoring,typical! Well,looks like he's off. Another one who we won't have to endure...
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    • ant cos especially fro league nicely nobody qui rushing suppor support wasn
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. returningshrimper

    Reducing smells

    Just had a bit of a session in the Works Bog, and wondered the best way to try and nullify the smell when one has made an unholy smell. I generally following the old 2 flush rule in that once I have finished dumping I flush once, and then after I have wiped I flush again. Luckily for me...

  19. Pursuit of Happyness

    I'm watching this now on Sky and it's made me remember the first time I saw it... Personally, I love this film and I think Will Smith is brilliant in it. My flatmate however thinks it's tremendously crap, and he would rather be watching a Steven Segal film, which is a sin comparable to...

  20. The Duchess of Gloucester

    Presenting the prize to Nadal at Queens. WHO the bloody FERK is this nobody posho?
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