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  1. JoshC

    Three people nobody likes

    Quite ovbious tread really folling the three people nobody dislikes. Robbies Savage Tony Blair Tom Cruise
  2. Three people nobody dislikes.

    Jeremy Kyle Hitler Rob Styles Please change the thread title to 'likes' mods.
  3. C C Csiders

    Three people nobody dislikes thread

    There are few, very few famous people that nobody dislikes. I can think of 3, so add yours to the list to see if you are right or wrong (no cantankerously pretending you dislike people for the sake of argument): My three against the field: 1. Rolf Harris 2. David Attenborough 3. Desmond Lynam
  4. SamuraiBlue

    Amazing facts, nobody believes

    Following on from the handshakes thread, I once heard that you know everyone in the world through 5 people. Not hard to imagine looking at the thread. 'Know' of course means 'seen' or had some kind of contact with. It's one of theose mind blowing things that nobody believes. Here is another...
  5. Wakering ShrimperMan

    My Team to Face Millwall

    GK Lee Turner - Looks good in the warm ups & more height then Darryl Fb Paul Brush - Never let anyone down, Give em a bollo**ing when required. Fb Dean Austin - Still better than what we got. and more pace. Cb Ricky Duncan - Nobody gets arounf Dunc. Cb Brian Wheeler - Another fat f*ck to...
  6. Bluetonic

    The celebrity handshakes chain game

    Simple enough: Think of everyone you've shaken hands with. Then everyone they have shaken hands with. And so on. If you've shaken a celebrity's hands, that's a celeb in one. If you've shaken the hand of someone who has themselves shaken a celeb's hand, you have that celeb in two. The bigger...
  7. Luis Garcia

    The following is a letter that Garcia wrote to Liverpool FC to put on thier site. A very nice gesture IMHO. Dear Reds, First of all I'd like to apologise for not having been back in touch sooner, but I needed to take some time to take on board all the recent changes and then to put down...
  8. palexander

    Back from Leeds

    Just got back in and thought I'd post a view from someone at the game. Firstly, no way was it a 4-1 hammering. We more than matched Leeds, but our failing in the final 3rd is going to cost us. Harrold missed 2 or 3 good chances (even missed from 2 yards for Barretts goal) - not excusable...
  9. View from the West Stand (family end)

    Just knew the day was going to be bad when we had to hand over two of our three cards. Nice to see programme price is the same again this season was expecting it to be at least 50p more, not sure if it is as good as last seasons though. Bit surprised at the selection up front, would have put...
  10. SUFC_Al

    They said what now?

    Good god what a slow morning, some of these made me laugh. "I've got all the passion, but no idea of tactics. I'd be like a black Kevin Keegan" - Ian Wright, when asked if he'd be interested in the England job. "I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass." - Bob...
  11. The Big Shrimp

    Billy Paynter

    Any news or sensible rumours about Mr Paynter? I know I've read about a possible interest by his old club Port Vale, but thats all I've heard. Our new signing might indicate that sombody is leaving. Personally speaking I hope that Billy is given the chance to prove himself in a lower tier &...
  12. SUFC_Al

    The Anti Big Brother Thread

    All right, it's that time of the year again where all you hear about is bloddy Big Brother. I'm ****ing fed up with this cack programme. I do my best to avoid it on the box but a work colleague decided to give me the low down on the contestants, I don't give a **** about some nobody from...
  13. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
  14. BT Wage Increases

    Any major shocks for anyone?? Mine are up from 29,610 to 43,036, so can't complain too much. Still nobody over 10k a week, although Tselane and Evelyn are now pretty close.. Cup Draw Dennis Amiss XI v BATTY SHRIMPERS (1068184) Date: 20/05/2007 at 10:30 Ground: Dennis Amiss XI CG Dennis...
  15. DoDTS

    Pride & Style

    I was born in Southend and love the place and the foofball club. I don't know why, I can't explain I just do. I started watching Blues in the early 60s, boring stuff really not the passion of today, nobody beleived we would go above Div 3 and inconceivable that we would ever be relegated, you...
  16. Matt the Shrimp

    Car Resprayers

    Folks, Given that nobody loves their cars quite as much as the men of Southend-on-sea, I was wondering if any of you know of any good car resprayers locally... the sort of people who can do that whole "Pimp My Ride" thingy, e.g. Before you all ask / guffaw with laughter / shake your...
  17. Interpol Shrimper

    Preston v Southend - match report

    Sorry, it's a bit late but this is the first chance I've had to do the official SZ match report for yesterday. It is often said in football that the true test of character of a team is how they bounce back from a demoralising defeat and if a vast majority of supporters were highly critical...
  18. * ORM *

    Thoroughly disgusted

    I've had three or four stabs at trying to make this post constructive and I know I'm going to fail at it again. I almost can't think of one positive to take from today's spineless, shameful performance. That has to go down as the world's softest ever local derby. I looked around at the team and...
  19. C C Csiders

    Beware the Bridage

    Given all the scare stories and fear injected by the looming descent into town of Leeds fans, I am surprised nobody has posted about tomorrow's impending visit by the Colchester Bridage. Can anyone advise me of the back doubles routes from Chelmsford to Southend, and back, because I am scared I...
  20. Shrimpergonzo

    Slightly worrying...

    The Southend BC website has the following (posted on 29th March) http://www.southend.gov.uk/content.asp?section=193&content=7028 I find the following phrase slightly worrying: Seems to suggest that the decision is going to take longer - shame nobody has drawn this to our attention before.
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