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  1. Shrimper2thecore

    Jimmy Corbett

    His status on Facebook is "Jimmy is going to lose a stone and start playing football again, because nobody will give him a job", or somehitng to that effect. Why did he not think of this before!!!
  2. Irish_Shrimper

    Set Pieces

    After watching yet another sloppy goal conceded from a set piece against Crewe at the weekend, I have a horrible gut feeling this will be the cause of our undoing in the playoffs if we make it. When the free kick was taken, nobody was marking the goalscorer, but there were 3 Southend players...
  3. Slipperduke

    Frank Rijkaard

    It's a sign of the times that two teams placed third in their domestic leagues can be led by managers under intense media pressure, but Barcelona's visit to Gelsenkirchen, home of Schalke 04, saw two halves of football that went a long way to explaining why. Frank Rijkaard has come in for...
  4. Shrimper2thecore

    Residents of Scotland on the Zone

    I few months ago, I posted regarding SPL printing, asking if anyone knew if JJB did it. Nobody was sure, and having received the shirt I wanted printing the other day, I went into JJB this morning, and well the bottom line is they dont do SPL printing. When I posted on here, a kind Shrimper...

  5. Car Cloning

    Got a letter today basically saying I hit another car up the **** on 15/11/07, somewhere in Norfolk. I can definitely say I was not in Norfolk on that day, and have no idea what they are talking about!! (and nobody else drives my car either) Sounds to me either a typo/misreading has led to them...
    • class
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    • nobody somewhere typo
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Bournemouth press - Lee Bradbury

    Bradbury aiming to topple Shrimpers By Neil Perrett Comment | Read Comments (1) EX-SOUTHEND: Lee Bradbury LEE Bradbury is refusing to concede defeat despite facing his toughest assignment in his bid to avoid an unwanted hat-trick of relegations. Bradbury will be hoping to help Cherries...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • afford cas concede convincing didn faced following hall halves ish joi league lose mis mistakes nobody outfit pulling roots substitute unused
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Is he having a laugh....

    Tilly has now let two players go and brought nobody in AFTER saying what a threadbare squad he has got. Unless we bring in at least 1 player by tomorrow, we may end up with only 1 striker in the whole 16 and he hasnt even bedded in yet
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Kate Lawler - Hottie or Munter

    After heated debate in the Woodgate thread with regards the general good looking nature of the above female - I was amazed to see nobody agreed with me...'Munter Alert' and other such things were branded towards the lovely Miss Lawler :( So the question i put to SZ is - what do you think?

  9. Staurt Fleetwood

    Now i know this is a name which has been brought up before,but ive just read that Crew have had a bid accepted from him. Now i no they made some money from the seelings of Luke Varney and Billy Jones during the summer but surlely, if we was after a player like Fleetwood who this season has...
    • shrimperstubbs
    • Thread
    • ard barnard brough isnt ive money nobody tilly var
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Hartlepool press -

    Pools squad fear for futures BAD RESULT: Ritchie Humphreys « Previous « PreviousNext » Next » View GalleryBy HARTLEPOOL United's players are fearing for their futures. That was the message today from skipper Ritchie Humphreys in the aftermath of the capitulation to Cheltenham Town. It has...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • ant cas challengers chop didn foo individuals league league one luxury metal nobody shirt sucked town
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ant chess convince dose eating enthusiasm enthusiastic flair ful fur hes league nobody pain paint poorly premier qui suppor support tan teenage test trophy twenty vince weapons
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  12. Happy New Year...

    ...or not as the case may be. Absolutely woeful performance from us today, never looked a real threat, never looked like we were going to create anything and never looked like we were bothered about the game. Collis - 6 - Virtual spectator for the majority of the game. Made one decent save...
    • Barmy Army
    • Thread
    • anonymous didn faul flog following foo hasn hoofing nobody pace prepared selfish slack suppor support tacking touched vale
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. MK's Friday Morning Indie Disco

    Shurley nobody can have a problem with this choon.... take a jangly indie band with a surly Scottish singer, and some naughty little white pills and a dance DJ and you have, from 1991, the seminal Screamadelica album. What just is it that you want to do? We want to get loaded....and have a...
  14. Blues Ladies

    bye

    im leaving, this is boring, a waste of my time as nobody cares about the ladies team, i don't have the time, and my life is a bit ****ed up at the moment so well, bye ... xxx
  15. SUFC Forever

    Roy O'Donovan

    Interesting to see that Roy O'Donovan is starting for Sunderland in the Premier League at West Ham today. I know that we were interested in signing him for ages and Tilly/Brush/Martin moved Heaven and Earth to get him to Roots Hall but in the end, Roy Keane and the chance to play in the...
  16. Groyne Strain

    We're Proud Of You - Go On England

    So here we are, the final twist of the most amazing rollercoaster ride that has been the 2007 Rugby World Cup. England - your England, my England, everybody's England - have been knocked from pillar to post, criticised, attacked, pilloried, derided, laughed at written off from all quarters...
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. TrueBlue

    Cocaine`

    I Going To Stop This **** At Some Point I Advise Nobody To Ever Take It
  19. Groyne Strain

    Another Bravura Effort From A Section Of Our Support

    In admidst all the good vibes around at the moment due to our recent recovery, yet another depressing tale from an element of our support. After having received so many good wishes and welcome backs from so many people in the pub after my involuntary visit to the hospital Chipper and I settled...
    • Groyne Strain
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    • appalling brough condition degree gentlemen nobody ongoing pulling shouts suppor support voice wasn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  20. Battrick Season 8, Week 1 pops + New O/D leagues

    No pops for me this week. As I'm still training Schoeman (19), Evelyn (20) and Middleton (22), I'm not going to get many this season, unless I manage to get some decent YP's, in which case the 2 Stamina nets I'm rotating at the moment will be switched to them. My league is very competitive...
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