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  1. TrueBlue

    No thanks?

    Thats nice BUT SUFC how comes nobody wishes Alex Revel all the best for the future? Another prime example of a club that lacks any respect or morals
  2. TrueBlue

    Friday Night Darts Special

    Tomorrow (Friday) sees a match unlike no other this is..... Scott 'Steak Meal' Peters (TrueBlue) vs Lee 'Happy Hobbit' Venus (BlueBlood) Friday 15th January 8pm Location: Deepest Darkest Southchurch In a Darts Spectacular, the question is who will win this epic battle of Hobbit vs Beast Here...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Hands Up Who Paid for That...

    I'll admit it. I paid the full £14 to watch 76 seconds of boxing last night. I was fooled by a Jewish New Yorker who talked a good game, but failed to mark his words with any kind of action. After taking two attempts and a stripping to make the 10 stone weight limit, Dmitriy Salita informed a...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum

  4. Five Star Pac Man Reigns Supreme.

    If ever there was any doubt regarding Manny Pacquiao's claim to the pound-for-pound crown, it was swept away with a simply stunning performance last night. The Phillipino, dubbed Pac Man, stormed to a win over the supremely talented Miguel Cotto and, in doing so, claimed his fifth world title...

  5. Breaking News Another blow!!!

    Following yesterdays woeful performance we are dealt another blow. Johnny Herd has done his hamstring and will not be back until after xmas. Real shame as he has shown great potential in recent weeks. If we continue like yesterday it will be a fight for survival unless we make some new...

  6. Pesky Lawyers Continue to Ruin Football

    Next time I get a speeding or a parking fine, I'm just going to ask for it to be suspended for when I can actually afford to flush £50 down the drain. Why not? It's worked for Chelsea... Rather predictably, the court of arbitration for sport has sided with the London club, suspending their...
  7. Crawliano

    How comes nobody's been golfing with Tilly lately?

    We need info! What is he, some sort of fairweather golfer? In the summer at least 50% of posters here were out golfing/drinking/sleeping with him, now they've all vanished. COME ON, someone get down the driving range, surely he's down there taking out his anger on his 9 iron.
  8. Smiffy

    Consortium ready to save Blues

    As mentioned in the other thread. Thought this was worthy of a new thread. Front page story today with the headline "We'll buy the Blues for £1...and pay off the debts" says group of local businessmen. Story reads... A consortium of wealthy businessmen want to save Southend United. The...

  9. Benitez must Battle from the Brink

    Every season after a run of mediocre performances or defeats, some over excited journalist will question one of the big four's title crudentials and, quite rightly, they'll be chastised for doing so. This season, however, Liverpool's season really could be over by this time next weekend. A...
  10. Tangled up in Blue

    Is Barney the new Freddy Eastwood?

    This was the question that Steve Clarridge posed on the League review program last night.Suprised nobody's mentioned it but then the show does go out pretty late at night. Personally I don't think so but I'd be interested to hear what other Zoners think.

  11. County's Web of Lies About to Unravell

    Just as the Notts County faithful were beginning to come to terms with their new found regality and success, it turns out Sol Campbell's departure might just be the tip of the iceberg that sinks them. Rumours are rife that the Football League aren't happy with the information disclosed by the...

  12. Tiger Toils While the Underdog Boils

    Two weeks after Tiger Woods' misery at Hazeltine, He was rocked again at The Barclays by the most unlikely of contenders, 124 Seed Heath Slocum. Sergio Garcia took an early lead after the first round, yet characteristically threw it all away by shooting a 75 the very next day. After this, the...
  13. MrB

    Reading Team Photo

    Can't believe nobody noticed what James Harper was doing with his shorts! Also, their kit looks very much like a sailor's outfit! Reading

  14. Mildenhall

    Do you have a POV on Mildy – Personally I think his stop stopping ability is OK, however, his distribution and organisation of the defence is poor. I’m just not convinced he is good enough The majority of his mark this week was based on his reaction to our second goal. I cannot deny he is...

  15. Anybody else looking FORWARD to the new season?

    Having read many of the threads on this board over the close season you would think the fans seemed consigned to the fact and would even quite enjoy facing some sort of armeggedon both on and off the pitch,and would love it if we got relegated at best or wound up and go out of business at worst...
  16. Rayleigh Weir

    NSFW Celebrity skin...

    I was watching 'The Reader' last night, and there's a bit of a bath scene (hope nobody thinks this a spoiler or anything) at which point the missus and I both turned to each other and said that Kate Winslet doesn't seem to need too much encouragement to get her kit off. This kind of got me...
  17. Slipperduke

    Goodbye Bobby Millions

    Several years ago, upon the release of his autobiography, Sir Bobby Robson held a signing session in his home town of Newcastle. Thousands of Geordies turned up, all clutching their books and waiting patiently for an audience with the great man. One of them, so the possibly apocryphal story...
  18. BoyWonder2

    Worley/Saah

    Now this court case has been settled, for now, lets get back onto the topic of football. Now, we all know we need one centre half at the very least, two if the budget stretches that far and over the last two games (Daggers and Barnet) we have had Worley (formely of...

  19. Haye Prays For A Giant Killing

    When I was at School, there was a bully who was a freak of nature to everybody else... Primarily because he stood at least a foot taller than everybody else with arms bigger than most peoples legs. One day, he took offence to my football hitting him and pushed me to the ground, So I know a...

  20. ESB's League One Preview - Part 1

    With just two weeks until the big Kick Off, here's part 1 of my League One Preview, covering the first twelve teams. Part 2 will be up tomorrow. Brentford Last Season: 1st Manager: Andy Scott Key Player: Charlie MacDonald, Striker Prediction: 18th Manager and former O's scumbag Andy Scott has...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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