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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Dentist fear led girl to starve

    Incredible story this one!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7893485.stm

  2. Company Logos for these Recessionist times...

  3. chadded

    Exclusive Interview

    Jeff Stelling interviews the Artist, sometimes known as chadded, often referred to as Biffa, after a stunning win in the Totty Cup. Steve, congratulations on the victory, you must be very pleased. Yea, obviously I'm delighted, it's a great win, and I'm very proud. Going back to the opening...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Spotify Music - ShrimperZone United

    Spotify - what is it? Spotify is a website and small piece of software that allows you to stream high-quality music. It is 100% legal and backed by all the big record companies (although unsurprisingly the Beatles and Metallica aren't on it). So basically you can type in any artist/album or...
    • Pubey
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    • beatles dedicated ist music peoples racks rubbish tracks
    • Replies: 138
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. toellandback

    Spam e-mails

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.' 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?' His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself...
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    An insight to the Female Dictionary

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish..............................49 Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends Athletic............................No boobs...

  7. well done southend !!

    thort id pop on here and congrat you for the result againist chelsea.hope you beat them back at your place.all the best.from all at afc telford united.

  8. My new hero

    If you loved Lego like I did when I was a kid, check out this website. This man is a genius! http://www.brickartist.com/gallery.html Some examples of his work... And to think they give the Turner prize to a man who paints in elephant poo....

  9. Dentists

    Vent your fury about these drilling, yanking spawn of Beelzebub!:punch: If anyone on here is a dentist, or knows one personally... I apologise in advance
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    • dentist dentists ist
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Southend_Lady

    Being a receptionist

    My mate works as a receptionist and she has just emailed me and a few other mates with this story - I thought it was pretty funny so thought I would share........ ************* Let me explain, due to the crunch I had to change stationary companies about 7 weeks ago (from Trac to Lyreco) I...
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    • behaviour bone following ist measure nobody quicker stairs wasn
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. shrimpermatt

    Where is the extra pound ?

    someone said this to me at collage today and its really annoying me, hopefully someone on here can give some kind of logical answer. 3 men stayed at a hotel and paid £75 for the night, £25 pound each. in the morning they go to check out and the receptionist says that she overcharged them by £5...
  12. duncan bulgaria

    Calzaghe v Jones Jr

    IMO as big a fight as Hatton mayweather , both dominated their respective divisions in the last 10 years with Joe getting the edge from the uk bookies as he has been active in the lkast 4 years at the top level . Trouble for me is that no matter how much i want JC to win and retire as the...
  13. Rusty Shackleford

    The College Football Thread

    I've been meaning to start a College Football thread since the season started, and now that the Crimson Tide are number one in the AP and BCS rankings, I've finally got round to it....... It pains me to say it, but I don't see Alabama as the Number One team in the country, but they will play...
  14. duncan bulgaria

    Kights

    Was chatting to a grays supporting pal over the weekend and was saying how that when kights first played for them things weren't quite happenen for him and he could never last longer than 60 mins in a game . a nutrishinist was drafted in and it came clear that Michael always skipped breakfast ...
  15. Napster

    Lars Unger

    As of March 2008, playing for Brinkumer SV Allrounder fühlt sich im Sturm am wohlsten Fußball-Verbandsliga: Lars Unger vom Brinkumer SV ist flexibel einsetzbar und stets präsent auf dem Platz Von unserem Redaktionsmitglied Arndt Möhlmann BRINKUM. Über Allrounder, die auf mehreren...

  16. Ron Martin

    I have it from the The "Horses Mouth" so's to speak that Ron is livid at some of the comments laid at his doorstep by certain members of the Zone last evening.. So much so the No 1 protagonist has a meeting with Ron tomorrow morning at 9-15....I will be there and we will put all of this bolix...
  17. pickledseal

    Faith Schools

    Apparently there is to be a new report out on Monday trying to persuade Ed Balls to get rid of faith schools (including Catholic, CoE as well as Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, and even Greek Orthodox and Seventh Day Adventist). BBC Radio Essex have asked me to briefly speak on their Sunday morning show...
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    • academies briefly ist jewish multi muslim poorer schools seventh teacher
    • Replies: 111
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. pringlejon

    Tim Vine

    No, he's not a footballer. He's a comedian who at one point held the world record for the most jokes in an hour. Went to see him in reading and highly recommend. Few videos on youtube and dvd is on play.com And by the way he specialises in puns! I'm expecting a bit of red for encouraging this...
  19. Sussex Shrimper

    Southend related cryptic clues

    Not really sure whether to post this here or in The Pub, but it's just an idea for a bit of fun amidst the negativity. Solve it and pose one of your own: Florida 80's band, vehicle for exhibitionist

  20. Don't p*ss off Tony Yeboah

    Just got this in an email from a mate: "This month our regular columnist Peter Ndlovu recalls an unsavoury incident from the African Cup of Nations. Things have been quiet this month so when I sat down to write this article my mind went blank. Although the following tale has very little to...
    • Pubey
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    • columnist cup entered entertaining especially flowing following foo insults ist patience pulled separated unsavoury yeboah
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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