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  1. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
    • GrimmRobes
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. A handy guide if your unsure about Global warming :D

    At last a nice round up for people to get some properly researched information (unlike say the Channel 4 programe a month back (ooh you rascal's !!)) on Global warming and its possibel affects . http://environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/climate-change/dn11638 Basiclly , we are...
  3. Slipperduke

    $tevie Me - How does he get away with it?

    New column up on 4sportsake this morning and it's a bit controversial. I've had all sorts of abuse from the Liverpool fans in the office, but also a lot of support from everyone else. Simple really - How does Steven Gerrard get away with everything and still get lauded as a hero? If you get a...
  4. Sean 2

    When we stay up

    I'm gonna laugh my nuts off at you lot for the pitiful way you've thrown the towel in.If the highly unlikely happens and we go down,of course you won't see me for dust;) Gotta say though,talk about defeatist,are you trying to talk your team down or what?Bunch of pussys,come on,pull yerselves...
  5. fbm

    Now the dust has settled...

    ...lets look a little more objectively at our position. Yesterdays win for Barnsley did a lot for their survival chances. But look at the final fixtures for our rivals (together with a prediction of the outcomes) - Leicester - current points - 47 Birmingham (H) - lose Preston (A) - draw...

  6. The Case of Corringham.

    I had known this girl for many years .I lived in Orsett once.She was an old flame of a friend of mine..It turns out she became a hygenist....So there I am in the Dentists and who walks in, this girl.She was kind of Fit and I always fancied her so I ask her out. We ended up dating for awhile...
    • Cricko2
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    • bath bedroom bin dentists didn didnt escort flame ist lived ploys
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. chadded

    Tesco and Fuel

    Don't buy at Tesco. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6405051.stm My pocket rocket has been juddering and for weeks, and now I've noticed the headlights dim slightly when I do the windows up. It doesn't take a rocket scientist (great pun) to work it out. I've done 6000 odd miles in the baby since...

  8. Need a bit of help....

    I'm needing to find out what the biggest album sales on CD and Cassette Tape ever released were for my dissertation and I cannot find it anywhere! I'm googling it and looking on most other search engines too but to no avail. Does anyone know where I can find this info from, as I need Artist's...
    • Cheltenham Shrimper
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Winkle

    Your best album?

    In my car yesterday I leaned over to change the cd and was thinking.... what would be my best album of all time? Now, I no, this is a hard one but I narrowed it down into three categories. (1) Age of the band/artist (60/70/80/90/20??) should not matter. (2) Did I listen to all the tracks on...
    • Winkle
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    • categories cup doesnt everyones ist oasis peoples racks tracks writer
    • Replies: 50
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Least boneable Spice Girl?

    So as to move away from all the arguements on other topics I have gone back to the lowest common denominator - Who would you least like to bone. Before you are the five spice girls - But who is the runt of the litter. I know it is tempting to vote for Emma to get revenge on ORM for all this...
    • DTS
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    • bbc bone eastwood hanks homosexual ist music newly suppor
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Davros

    anyone know...

    over the last few years there have been all these little disaster things on the discovery channel, and subsequently on BBC 1. eg super tsunami, super volcano (yellowstone) etc. about a year ago these were all combined together in one kind film thing on the beeb, and it was literally this...
    • Davros
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    • bbc combined destroyed discovery enjoyed ist lab literally tsunami
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Fitness trainer / sports scientist

    I heard Darren Ferguson on Talksport and he was taking two people to PeterBoro with him - a first team coach and a fitness trainer/sports scientist. Have Tilly and Brush got one of these (the fitness trainer/sports scientist) - they are not as expensive as a player and can get an extra per cent...
  13. Slipperduke

    Something big and dark...

    It really is very windy round here. I have no idea what that was that just went past my frosted glass window, but it was about six foot. I do hope it wasn't the receptionist. Is it every bit as apocalyptic where you are?
  14. Davros

    Tuesday Humour

    A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 Euro an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little...
    • Davros
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Winkle

    chins up lads!

    I Am just getting ready to go out and get totally w&nkered, but instead of being suicidal, (like someone posted on here about three weeks ago) I am strangly calm. This is probably due to the fact that when Barnsley beat us last month, I new then in my heart of hearts that there was no way...
  16. * ORM *

    Today's match summary in one word sentences.

    Clueless. Heartless. Defeatist. Drab, Dire. Depressing. Doomed.

  17. SUPPORT THE BLUES!

    Hi there, I haven't posted on SZ before, but I'm a regular columnist for All At Sea magazine. I got the "Support The Blues" t-shirt last week whilst queueing-up for 4.5 hours for my Spurs ticket, and was looking at that slogan today. We may be bottom, we may be nine points...
    • whsb_shrimper
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Winkle

    The brown stuff!

    Does anyone feel as thow the world as ended today! Beaten by the scum, trounced by the springboks, batterd by the aussies..... is there a worse Set of results ever? Seriously, I have just looked at the table and its not looking good at all, even if we beat barnsley and wolves at home we will...
  19. Interpol Shrimper

    A plea to Uncle Ron

    Although he sounded as if he really wants to get Freddy to stay with what he said on the CCC, I think even the most diehard Southend fan knows that his days in a navy blue shirt are numbered. There has to come a time when we cash in our prize asset unfortunately but that's modern day football...
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    <span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...
    • Matt the Shrimp
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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