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  1. J

    Best Football Celebrations

    Mine has to be GAZZA... the dentist chair, the flute.. so many to name!
    • J
    • Thread
    • dentist ist
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. The Boxer Rebellion show

    Tuesday 3rd October @ London Islington Academy. THE BOXER REBELLION with support from The Morning After Girls. We haven't played much lately due to recording 2nd album, so it'd be good to fill it out. The Morning After Girls are from Sydney and are very good also. Should be good a night...
    • keefmoon
    • Thread
    • hanks icke ickets ist suppor support
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. palexander

    Tilsons selections...

    Just got back home to Lincs... We did really well today I thought and its great to get 3 points. To be honest, from todays game I'd say it is going to take us 4 or 5 games just to get used to the pace and space of CCC. Stoke are not one of the better teams in the division, but you could...
  4. fbm

    Tonights Echo

    Gray and Bentley both fit. Edwards has calf injury and is only 50/50 for what would be his 200th game for Blues Only 200 home tickets left Adam Barrett is the new columnist and his debut column, Barretts Banter, pours scorn on Priors attempt at goalkeeping and states that he cannot divulge...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • ban barrett bentley columnist icke ickets ist jury ley shark stated
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. The Flying Scotsman

    Chris Kamara really doesn't like us!

    He obviously knows nothing about us or lower league football http://home1.skysports.com/column.....ll_home
  6. overseas shrimper

    Paul McCartney

    Anybody heard Paul McCartney's new album 'Chaos And Creation In The Back Yard'? Ron Manager, do you have any thoughts? I heard about the album being produced by Nigel Godrich (Radiohead's producer) and that piqued my interest. I'm not a fan of Paul McCartney's stuff as...

  7. Why the silence?

    There has been nothing new on the OS since Thursday (receptionist required). You would have thought there would at least be a preview of todays friendly   But there again no news is good news (I hope)
  8. Leeboy

    Captain Kevin Maher

    moonlighting as a Times film columnist? April 21, 2005 I am your fantasy father by Kevin Maher A long time ago we first laid eyes on a galaxy far far away. Soon it will end, having changed the face of science fiction on film MAY 25, 1977. Sci-fi obsessives would call this date the...
    • Leeboy
    • Thread
    • blockbuster columnist continued cries fusion generated hollywood ist lenny ran releases rendering science screens theatre
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Does anyone know....

    ...the page number from teletext with the offer of cheap double rooms at the Holiday Inn near the MillStad? My mate spoke to the receptionist and she said you need to ring the number from teletext but she didn't say what page it was on!

  10. Music Quiz

    I am extremely bored, so have been compiling this music quiz for you all whilst I wait to go for a liquid lunch. Winner gets my admiration and respect - and maybe a pint in the Puzzle pub at Crossharbour, but you have to claim it in person by seeing me in there this lunchtime   1 - Name the...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • grave ist liquid music
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. To kill or not to kill

    Whether I am capable in my mind to risk The LDV Vans Trophy, our overdue fortune, Or to take arms against a man called Homer, And at the opposing end them? Wrexham : Oldham No more; if at the Pirates hands we end The heart-ache and the 16 thousand missing fans Well basically on Saturday I...
    • Hooly
    • Thread
    • didn fortune homer ist lose money nameless overdue pathe skoda threatened trophy
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Harry Barris

    <span style='color:red'>Woman?</span> 29th January <span style='color:blue'>SATURDAY JANUARY 29 (axis) Dance the night away with the rare return of DJ BARRY HARRIS!   Doors open at 10pm!   Catch two shows showcasing the best in local female illusion in Pumps Cabaret beginning at...
    • Hooly
    • Thread
    • barry harris illusion ist rare
    • Replies: 50
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Andy_S

    Great Homer Simpson lines

    Found these elsewhere and I thought some us might be in need of a laugh. Homer: &#39;Ah, God , my favourite fictional character Homer: Where&#39;s the Duff, Marge? Marge: We&#39;re all out, Homer. Would you like a fruit juice? Homer: Don&#39;t toy with me woman&#33; Homer : Well, he&#39;s...
    • Andy_S
    • Thread
    • bacon batman bullies computers cooked cos didn didnt dru fictional ist ive lose money sing town toy
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. * ORM *

    Sky Repeat ?

    I haven&#39;t got the new-fangled SkyPlus box thingy and with the way my TV/DVD/Video/CD/MPeg all singing all dancing Home Audio is set up trying to work out how to record Sky in the time between leaving work, getting a ticket, getting home, getting changed and back out again is a no-no. An...
  15. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Cup Quirks

    A few observations: - the away team mascot shows up - the manager's programme notes are defeatist ("if we lose we will concentrate on the league" etc) - the losing team goalie goes up for corners with 15 mins left - the half time draw cash prize tops £200 - folk chant about "wemberlee" (as sod...
  16. Spaceman Spiff

    Politically incorrect jokes

    The Ages Of Women 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. 4...
  17. overseas shrimper

    Ronaldo&#39;s Fiance

    Have you guys seen what Ronaldo&#39;s getting married to in January? Bloody hell&#33; All that money of his can&#39;t buy him a good dentist... but would you care if you can pull this? http://msn.foxsports.com/id/2973090

  18. A Stirring Battle Cry Is Needed&#33;

    Andy Urry has written a piece for SZ about the need for a &quot;stirring battle cry&quot; at Roots Hall to lift both the team and the fans as they battle for supremacy at what should be &quot;Fortress Roots Hall&quot;. And he has come up with what he thinks should be OUR song. Read his thoughts...
    • Javea Shrimper
    • Thread
    • columnist columns ell fancies hall ist roots roots hall
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. southend4ever

    Friday&#39;s Joke

    Q. What is the difference between an aeroplane kit and David Beckham? A.One is a glueless kit, the other is a clueless git. Q. What have a Cartier watch and David Beckham got in common? A. Both come in a Posh Box. David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank. &quot;I&#39;d like to donate...

  20. Calling all shirt collectors.

    To all you wise shrimpers out there that have made the sacrafice of buying replica shirt&#39;s in the past, be it good one&#39;s or naff one&#39;s (custard splat&#33;). I am, and have been looking for a Firholm shirt for sometime now but to no avail&#33; (not much of a suprise there mind). If...
    • benfleetblue
    • Thread
    • ard ist shirt shrimpers sleeve suprise
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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