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  1. Germany WILL win the World Cup...

    ... says German scientist. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267837/Germany-WILL-win-world-cup-calculates-scientist-happens-there.html Because, you know, football is settled by the mathematics involved.
  2. Rob Noxious

    'The Road To Binfield Pier'

    Me and The Captain have been discussing a homage to Orwell's 'The Road To Wigan Pier' with some contemporary musings on the state of the nation today, based on our social encounters and exchanges with our public. To set the scene for this one, I wish to tell you how The Captain once taught your...
    • Rob Noxious
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    • discover gain ist lou musings parts reed taught temporary wish
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Hotman

    Danish cartoonist attacked by mad muslim

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791667/Islam-cartoon-man-Kurt-Westergaard-attacked.html AN axe-wielding intruder was shot by cops last night after he tried to attack the Danish cartoonist who sparked riots by mocking the prophet Mohammed. The Somali man, 27, was injured at the...
    • Hotman
    • Thread
    • cops danish ish islam ist knife mohammed muslim officer riots suspected terror terrorist
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. canveyshrimper

    Christmas Tattoos

    A woman goes to her local tattoo artist to have two tattoss done. One on her right thigh showing Santa Claus and bearing the legend Merry Christmas. And one on the left thigh showing a bottle of champagne and reading Happy New Year. On leaving the tattooist asked why she had had two such...

  5. Southend Airport threat to Blenheim school

    According to an article in today's Echo (so must be true) my old primary school is threatened with closure if Southend Airport gets any busier as its under the flightpath. http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4775511.Updated__Southend_Airport__a_threat_to_Blenheim_School_/?ref=mr The LibDem...
  6. Somerset Ex-TTB

    Rocky Baptiste

    I think we had this guy on trial once a few seasons ago.http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6535094/16964012
  7. Slipperduke

    Damn You, Bullard!

    Rest assured, Jimmy Bullard's goalscoring celebrations will be the water-cooler topic of conversation this morning. Bright, funny and naughty. It was physical comedy at its best. But did the tousled cockney give a moment's thought to the floodgates that his finger-pointing may have poked open? I...

  8. Breaking News Ldnfasto signs

    Latest News from the club is that the well know Flying winger from Tottenham Ldnfasto has signed a 10 year contract with us.His speed/aerial ability and skill are his main assets with a constant eye for goal. He has abandoned his career as a Rap artist and Cafe owner to concentrate on saving...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • abandoned aerial ant assets fasto ist mark gower
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Aberdeen Shrimper

    World's Mightiest Particle Accelerator

    Anyone else find it a bit strange that it is now over a year since the first beam of Protons were shot around the Large Hadron Collider at the CERN laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland and it all seems to have gone quiet. Maybe i have not kept up to date with the news or just missed the updates...
  10. Thorpe Groyney

    Roy Orbison - A Forgotten All-Time Great?

    Recently I watched a film 'Dark Velvet' with Dennis Hopper in it. In one scene Hopper is beating up a drug dealer while Roy Orbison's "In Dreams" is being played constantly in the background. I loved the track so I had bought his CD "Mystery Girl". Some absolutely superb tracks on it. "She's...

  11. Legalise drugs article.

    Taken from the New Scientist, fascinating article that I totally agree with. I know it's an age old topic on here but it's a slow day. Far from protecting us and our children, the war on drugs is making the world a much more dangerous place. SO FAR this year, about 4000 people have died in...
    • MK Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acquired alcohol ant axes ban colombia consumption deaths doctors easier fallen ist jobs measure models money nico pattern premises primary profits repeated resources similar spread stopped support tank vulnerable washing washington
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Moyet New Tour

    2009 Tour details just announced if anyone interested: http://www.ents24.com/web/artist/56510/Alison_Moyet.html Silly cow though has gone and booked the Cliffs for the same eve we play MK Dons. I've booked to go and see her in Ipswich again instead. Would recommend a visit to one of her...

  13. SkySports FanZone

    another post by Sky Sports FanZone columnist and ex-ShrimperZoner Martin Hines http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,16667_5535688,00.html
  14. Napster

    name the ex-shrimper's son

    Craig is thrilled to be back in Oh! What A Night to play Dirk after thoroughly enjoying the previous tour. Craig studied at the Midlands Academy of Dance and Drama (M.A.D.D). Upon leaving college he joined a boyband with a recording contract in the USA appearing on various radio and TV stations...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • appearing blockbuster commercials eurovision ist netherlands test theatre
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  15. Bonjela

    is eating a tube's worth in one day dangerous?! I've got serious wisdom tooth issues at the moment, and with being all over the country at the moment I haven't had time to grab a checkup at the dentist (who is a sadist bitch and won't do anything about it anyways). Anyway my addiction to...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • dentist eating grab ist pain
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Instructions for a fun time on the interstate

    Step 1. Tie balloons to car. Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a hell! Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!
  17. Shrimper

    Mirror columnist evokes anger

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2009/07/11/harry-s-silence-is-not-goalden-115875-21511438/ Poor, poor article considering the circumstances that happened with Wilson Palacios this season.
  18. Jedi Shrimper

    Soundtrack of your Life

    The movie of your life is being made. Choose one band/musician/artist to provide the soundtrack...
  19. BLUEBLOOD

    Top 10 Tracks by One Artist

    I was watching VH1 Classic earlier and they had a show with ten songs by a band ... i thought it might make a decent thread so i'll kick off with Pink Floyd .. because of the amount of stuff they released over the years i limited myself to one track off any given album in no particular order...

  20. Revenge of the Binmen

    I don't know if anybody saw this last night, but it was quite possibly the most unintentionally hillarious documentary i've ever seen in my life. It started out with a woman who refused to put bottles out to be recycled, in case anybody used them as an offensive weapon to maim anybody. It then...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
    • arrange bin boiled bottles dentist ist qui rearrange similar
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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