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The ShrimperZone Totty Cup - Qualification Round
It struck me recently that it is way past time for us to harness the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence, and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and put it to some true and noble cause. ...and so, gentlemen, I present to you the ShrimperZone Totty Cup, a...- South Bank Hank
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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WALSALL vs SUFC - OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD
All match related banter here please ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to stick my neck out and predict that it'll probably be a draw, but if Southend play well we could sneak it. Having said that if Walsall play well, maybe they'll win.- Uncle Leo
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- ban gentlemen sneak
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Another Bravura Effort From A Section Of Our Support
In admidst all the good vibes around at the moment due to our recent recovery, yet another depressing tale from an element of our support. After having received so many good wishes and welcome backs from so many people in the pub after my involuntary visit to the hospital Chipper and I settled...- Groyne Strain
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Dressing as a pirate on the cheap.
Ladies and Gentlemen, This sunday my mate Sweatys bird is having a 30th birthday party. She is obsessed with Pirates or the Carribean for some reason and has decided everyone has to dress as a pirate. Now if it was a close mate I would push the boat out (excuse the pun) and buy an outfit etc...- DTS
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- convincing gentlemen outfit
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Shrimperzone - City of London Summer Drink up.
Ladies and Gentlemen, A few of us from this board will be having drinks on Thursday 21st June 2007 at the Ship near Fenchurch Street from 6pm. http://fancyapint.com/pubs/pub1778.html It would be good if we can get as many of us out and pass the bordem of the long summer. The basic plan for...- DTS
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- dressed fenchurch gentlemen ish pubs saucy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Well I never knew That.
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb '. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered...- Cricko2
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The Grouty Awards 06/07
The awards for the best bits of the season as I see it are as follows, Greatest Achivement: Southend United 1 Manchester United 0 Best Goal: Mahers second against QPR Best away support at Roots Hall: Leeds United because they never stopped singing. Best Song from away supporters: 'Whats that...- Benfleet A1
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- cup darn gentlemen hall league roots singing stopped suppor support
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Title run-ins
Ladies and gentlemen, it is very much in our own hands, but b'jaysus it's going to be touch and go! Hull Played 42 Points 44 GD -16 Home to Colchester Away to Stoke Away to Cardiff Home to Plymouth 3 tough fixtures against three teams all believing they can reach the play-offs before a...- South Bank Hank
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Who would you rather have - Taffy or Tap in ?
Simple one this Ladies and Gentlemen , vote for your preferred talisman , our own enigmatic honorary boyo or Preston's sneaky little **** who nicked Defoe's goal- CC51DAS
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I'm in a quandary - what would you lot do?
Now ladies and gentlemen, in the coming 6 to 12 months I have a decision to make. My sister and her partner have just bought and moved into a five bed place in Spain, an hour from Granada and an hour from Malaga. He is a master builder and is snowed under with work renovating and doing up...- Bielzibubz
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tennis
Let's have no more arguments about that gurning Jockish moron. Let's talk about sexificating ladies instead! Gentlemen, take your pick: Kournikova Graf Hingis Harkleroad Sharapova Hantuchova Agassi- Jonny_Stokes
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SZ.com Album of the Year
Off you go ladies and gentlemen.... Apologies if your nomination didn't make it, you can only have ten options for a poll.- Uncle Leo
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- didn gentlemen nomination
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Eureka!
In a flash of genius, I have realised what Tilson needs to do to sort out this mess! We need a combative, tough tackling Midfielder in the Bentley mode. We have tried moving Clarke and Francis forward from the back but the one obvious move has eluded our management duo. Ladies and...- Shrimp in a Kilt
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- bentley flash gentlemen ive ley mode
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Memories of a better day
Feeling depressed after last night's defeat, I cheered myself up by remembering this account of the play off final: We few, we happy few, we band of Shrimpers; For he to-day that sings Blues songs with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And...- The Former BluesinBC
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- condition didn gentlemen remembering sings
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Why we need to be EXTREMELY WORRIED…
… YET STRANGELY OPTIMISTIC!! Sometimes when a team is promoted, the momentum from previous seasons can be enough to carry you still forward – see Wigan last season in the Premiership and just look at what we achieved last year ourselves. But then sometimes the step up in class is just too...- South Bank Hank
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Ricketts
Looks like he will get a run out this afternoon down The Hall.... Ladies and gentlemen I present to you......... Michael Ricketts, Live and in the flesh!!.. 2pm, Roots Hall. Dont miss it!!... Ricketts Returns...- Smiffy
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- gentlemen hall roots southendunited
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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BERMUDA AWAY
Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...- TMWLT
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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London Shrimpers
Gentlemen, the season will soon be upon us and, unlike our Southend-based brethren, we haven't got Season Tickets. I've been watching with dismay as the number of season tickets sold goes through the roof and the number of tickets available for us exiles dwindles. You know, I'm...- Slipperduke
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Another ex Manchester City player.
Just a thought. Paulo Wanchope looked quite impressive for Costa Rica the other day. The commentator also said that it is rumoured he would like a return to English football. Your thoughts gentlemen (and Ladies) please. We've had one 'old boy' from Man City and he was pretty...- chrisguthrie
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- cos costa foo gentlemen qui rica
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CS Cockles
Ladies and Gentlemen, Take a bow for the above mentioned charactor who we all know so well, he has just come off the TV programme "britains biggest loser" and has lost over 5 stone and is still in with a chance of winning as he is going back to the house on Tuesday to undetake a...- Sao Paulo Shrimper
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- gentlemen loser
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- Forum: Homer's Bar