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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Review

    Well that was Round One ... i was going to review every tie, but in the end i thought i'd just present the votes as cast and the percentage of the vote gained by the winner ... i will just make honourable mention to the crushing victories gained by Only Fools and Horses and Blackadder, and offer...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round One (Heat 1)

    Whats your favourite ?? The League of Gentlemen (Uxbridge Shrimper) or Men Behaving Badly (Einstein)
  3. Sussex Shrimper

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the world's most intelligent man

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7526628.stm Apparently he might have voided the warranty. :D
  4. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Official FM2008 Challenge

    Hello there, I'm Ernst von Slipperduke and welcome to my lair. I come with a challenge for anyone who thinks they might be a bit good at Football Manager 2008, that infamous thief of time. It's always struck me that Football Manager challenges can be a little flawed. It's all very well saying...
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    • Replies: 165
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. TrueBlue

    say what you see

    "Thats 10p in the bonus bank ladies and gentlemen!" discuss...
  6. Southend_Lady

    Interesting random Facts

    Slow day for me at work and just got this email -Interesting Facts In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Harold Bishop Killer

    RIP Tommy Burns

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/7402185.stm One of the gentlemen of football.

  8. MK Indie Club

    Today is a bit of a cross genre thingy, that I'm sure DJ Dave would find appropriate. They stole the show at Glasto in 94 with a jaw dropping set as the sun set.... Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Orbital and Chime.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlG5WieowBg&feature=related
  9. Slipperduke

    Chelsea v Wigan

    Steve Bruce grinned like a naughty schoolboy as he sat down in front of the assembled press and he clasped a hand to his chest. "My phone's buzzing away, gentlemen. I wouldn't mind, but he's only texted me four times in the last four months. Twice on the day of the Arsenal game, twice today!"...
  10. CC51DAS

    Our Final 3 matches - how many points will we get ????

    OK - its that time - so money , mouth and all that - ladies and gentlemen place your predictions ........ ... oh and one reminder - we are talking about Southend United Football Club here - you have been warned !
  11. Slipperduke

    Wicked Whispers

    Extraordinary scenes at The Emirates this week where journalists in town for the big clash between Arsenal and Liverpool were served up with a little sporting hors deouvre as two respectable, well known British hacks went for each other's throats and had to be seperated by their colleagues. The...
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    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Ron Manager

    Liverpool Street Line

    Seriously up the creek this morning ladies and gentlemen....be warned!

  13. MK Indie Club Choon

    Classic bit of Madchester from the early nineties today from a criminally under-rated band IMHO. Two tracks as I can't choose between them: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: The Charlatans. Then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2evjp9qOzYQ The Only One I Know...
  14. Sean 2

    Sponsor OUR stadium

    With the likely outcome of Ron giving the name of our stadium to the highest bidder,would it be totally out of our reach if we started clubbing together on here to sponsor the stadium ourselves?? Many a fan will be leaving Roots Hall with a heavy heart and fantastic memories.Memories also of...
  15. sufcintheprem

    Who's that big chap up front causing problems...

    I asked my friends ....with the two wristbands! :eek: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Drewe Broughton impressed me with his strength and hold-up play at the weekend in what I can only assume is a condition known as "managerial capture". Peterborough were shocking though and Wrexham should...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  16. Players Coach Attacked

    How much do you hate Orient? Well, their magnificient fans have surpassed themselves today by attacking our team coach in Leyton High Road. Several bottle were thrown as it passed a pub and one of the windows was smashed. None of the players were hurt but an elderly gentlemen travelling with...

  17. MK's Indie Club a day late

    Today (yesterday) we have a band who formed in 1985 and named themselves over a flatmates addiction to, apparantly, nothing worse than sherbet. A classic indie toon with an instant intro.... Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Jane's Addiction and Been Caught Stealing...
  18. CC51DAS

    Tilly getting the message ?

    Looks like Tilly's going along with the request I sent him yesterday .... to the tune of God rest ye merry gentlemen ..... STEVE REST THAT FAIRY DEAN MORGAN HE FILLS ME WITH DISMAY PLEASE PICK SOMEONE WHO WANTS IT MORE AND MAKE MY CHRISTMAS DAY THEN SIGN SOME LADS IN JANUARY WHO'LL...
  19. South Bank Hank

    Miss ShrimperZone 2007

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Miss ShrimperZone 2007 Complete this caption: "Mmmm, I'm so happy I could..." :rolleyes:
  20. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup Final 2007

    And so ladies and gentlemen, we come to that historic day, the day when ShrimperZone’s finest competition reaches its thrilling climax. Yes, indeed, today is the day when one of the 16 ShrimperZone-nominated contenders is crowned Miss ShrimperZone 2007. From the outset, class has...
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