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Southend United Big Brother 2009 - the final run in
After just over 6 weeks, and 89 pages, we've whittled our original 30 players down to a final 3. To find our Big Brother winner, we'll run a simple poll to eliminate the 3rd placed player leaving us in a head to head for the winner. You have 5 days to place your one and only vote in this poll -...- OldBlueLady
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Draw and general discussion
Ladies and gentlemen, too long have we confined our 'battles' to The Pub. Now it is time for a Southend United battle. To that end, it's time to kick off the 'Battle of the Kits'. Over the next few weeks, every home kit worn by The Shrimpers since 1906 will be up for selection until we...- Uncle Leo
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- ard cas gentlemen itself posted shirt wore
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Worst date ever?
Come on then ladies and gentlemen. We have all had some pretty terrible dates - so give us your horror stories. Mine dates back to 2006 time. I was doing a mortgage for a SZ poster who I wont name for fear of dating the data protection act or something similar. We met up at London Bridge where...- DTS
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- ban beef begging bottles convince dts eventful gentlemen gest heres ish isnt kiss literally mortgage pres prime pulled qui rack rounds sarah saucy shared shenfield similar vince
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Painting a plastered wall?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Recently had the bedroom re-plastered in one of my flats. It was almost a week ago and as of last night all the dark plaster had dried and I am now confident that its ready to paint. I plan to have a crack Saturday while Mrs DtS and GoDoDtS are out doing there own thing...- DTS
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- bedroom crack dts gentlemen pain science
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - 4th round of nominations
It's time for the fourth round of nominations. Rules and guidelines are here. Basically each poster gets one nomination per round, so use your nomination wisely, and individuals need five nominations to go forward to a ballot. So far Chris Powell, Sid Broomfield, Stan Collymore, Ron Pountney...- Yorkshire Blue
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- anderson bentley billy best cawston crow crown dave smith dependable division 3 exploits floodlights frank gill gentlemen gest hall hall of fame harry threadgold hollis individuals ish jimmy mcalinden mcalinden mervyn moody nomination oliver trigg paul clark paul sansome ron pountney roots roy hollis sandy sandy anderson sz's sufc hall of fame threadgold tony bentley
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Marvellous moment this week!
Due to a long term illness issue at work, three of us have been covering a piece of Scotland for the past month, and I have N.E Scotland. So I've been flying up, this week for the second time, and doing a route within 1 - 1 1/2 hours radius from Aberdeen. (With my SUFC mini window scarf proudly...- rowhst101rhall
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- gentlemen
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - 3rd round of nominations
It's time for the third round of nominations. Rules and guidelines are here. Basically each poster gets one nomination per round, so use your nomination wisely, and individuals need five nominations to go forward to a ballot. So far Chris Powell, Sid Broomfield, Stan Collymore, Ron Pountney...- Yorkshire Blue
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- anderson billy best cawston crow crown eva evans frank gill gentlemen hall hall of fame hollis ian benjamin individuals jimmy evans jimmy mcalinden mcalinden mervyn moody nomination oliver trigg paul clark paul sansome ron pountney sandy sandy anderson
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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who knew?
I have been driving for over 50 years. I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time...I didn't...and I bet you didn't either... Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the petrol station wondered...mmm...- leathers20
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- ant arriving comfort gentlemen icon jury rented tank
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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London Tube
A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to...- shrimper loz
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- announcements beggars bottles caused controller failing ford fur gentlemen pause somewhere
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - 2nd round of nominations
It's time for the second round of nominations. Rules and guidelines are here. Basically each poster gets one nomination per round, so use your nomination wisely, and individuals need five nominations to go forward to a ballot. So far Chris Powell and Sid Broomfield have been elected, with Stan...- Yorkshire Blue
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- billy best garner gentlemen hall hall of fame inclusion individuals nomination ron pountney sz's sufc hall of fame
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Nominations
Gentlemen - and hopefully some of you ladies - it's that time again. The Totty Cup is back and it's bigger and better than ever. As last year, we will be harnessing the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and putting it...- South Bank Hank
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- alba appearing berrichonne beyonce biel crow eva firestorm gentlemen jane jessica maggie megan nomination rants rihanna
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - 1st round of nominations
For a bit of fun and to honour our club's history, I propose starting a SZ Hall of Fame to recognise the true legends of Southend United. The words legend and great are bandied about a bit too often for my liking, I'd like our Hall of Fame to be exclusive and so that only the elite make it. It...- Yorkshire Blue
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- candidate carefully ead elite gain gentlemen hall hall of fame individuals legacy nomination recognise subsequent sz's sufc hall of fame trance
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question Interactive Novel Writing
Ok, bit of a weird one this. I have here the first 1,500 words of a story, battered out in an afternoon to no distinct end or conclusion. It's a first draft, it hasn't been polished or checked and, critically, it doesn't have a direction. I was thinking of a British version of Lost/Journey To...- Slipperduke
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- abandoned afterwards amused applied builder buildings capital cases caused chief continued contracts cracks critically degree didn dudley enthusiastic exactly fingers flashing fro funded gentlemen hadn hasn hollywood industrial industry intent introduced larger literally lucrative matthews mistakes naturally nhs recruitment relations requirement screens severe shift shire stint suppliers test tracks twenty wasn wished worker
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Liverpool's Slippery Title Chase
There's a distinct Joey Barton vibe about Liverpool this week. We look at them with a grudging respect, we acknowledge the good start, but we all share a growing sense of uneasiness, as if it's only a matter of time before they fall flat on their face, or in Barton's case, re-arrange someone's...- Slipperduke
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- arrange carefully coping deed didn enjoyed fernando finishing gentlemen grab jury league liverpool naturally seventh ski stronger suspicion torch twelve
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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* Coming Soon to a Zone near you *
ShrimperZone's Premier Competition is back... Yes, ladies and gentlemen... especially you curious ladies... It's been just over 11 months since ShrimperZone's leading competition kicked off with its inaugural qualification round, and we're now just under 4 weeks away from, yes, that's right...- South Bank Hank
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- cup especially gentlemen
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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NSFW MK's Indie Club spectacular
Though I don't ever remember this tune being played in an Indie club (far too chilled out!) it is a top tune from a band that really didn't do much else. According to YouTube it's an 18+ video 'cos it's got a BEVVY of naked ladies in it (all tastefully covering up their bits I hasn't to add)...- MK Shrimper
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- beloved cos didn gentlemen harmony hasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Where the Country really has gone wrong.
Well, other than the economic crisis - I want to touch on how it's treating it's veterans of wars and conflicts. Next year, 06/06/2009, is the 65th anniversary of D-day, possibly the most important day in the modern history of our country and possibly the world. That day, people like my...- J
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- beaches bolt brits comfort compensation expectancy gentlemen poppies rea signals skies soldier stronger yoof
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Silence
Tomorrow is not an option ladies and gentlemen. We ALL need to back the lads 110% for 90 minutes. Believe in yourself that you can make a difference with your vocal support and the players will respond. Lets have it people.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MK_2CvP9OPg When Southend...- Smiffy
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- gentlemen support
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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TV Shows that have been made into successful films
I was talking to my mate about this the other night and just how many of them sucked ***. We started initially talking about comedy shows, but then veered off onto others. Can you think of many that have worked successfully? Or more importantly, the reason why they rarely ever do? We couldn't...- seany t
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- army dads gentlemen jackass macgyver stones sucked tenuous trek
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My best mans speech.
Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...- DTS
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- ber bombing brad claimed deed dressed dru establishment faul fusion gentlemen hills humiliation lived mums nails pardon sensitive sentence sky sports spelling swears tropical
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- Forum: Homer's Bar