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  1. DTS

    Question SZ first ever French POTY awards.

    As sadly for them it seems highly unlikely that any of the lads from across the channel with feature in the actual POTY awards this season I thought it only fair to give them there own awards. Its a tough call so here to help you out is our Gael with a quick reminder. "Ladies and Gentlemen...
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    Battle of.....

    Right enough of all this depressing ****. It's about time we had a new battle of. So I suggest a battle of the greatest moments in SUFC history so I can wallow in nostalgia and watch that video of Benji scoring at Bury on loop. So your nominations in please gentlemen.
  3. Slipperduke

    We Few, We Happy Few...

    Come on now, let’s see those chins off the ground. This is what supporting Southend is all about, isn’t it? Agony, frustration and the feeling that the world is ganging up on you? That’s what we do. Ain’t none of us here who signed up for success, glory and blanket coverage on Sky Sports...
    • Slipperduke
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    • condition emirates gentlemen hes millionaire multi ran rants shirt sky sports spoils tarquin unbalanced
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. seany t

    Best Comedy series of the 00s?

    Further to MK's thread about the state of comedy, I thought it might be good to discuss which comedy show was your favourite from the last decade. Many of the choices speak for themselves; The Office was a critical smash over here and developed the fly-on-wall feel of Ianucci / Morris' early...
    • seany t
    • Thread
    • combine core dramas enthusiasm exports fur gentlemen gest inbetweeners kim lucrative morris multiple music numbering phoenix political rock sitcoms
    • Replies: 106
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. BLUEBLOOD

    TrueBlue Needs Friends ...

    Gentlemen / Ladies On Tuesday 2nd Feb there is to be a challenge darts match between 2 teams of 8 captained by yours truly and TrueBlue (venue tbc) this is as an aside to the singles tournament that stats is organising .. 8 singles matches and 4 doubles ... the darts won't be of a high standard...
  6. DTS

    DtS cooking corner (Blackened Cod)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, After a lot of encouragement (from OBL) and as a special birthday tribute to OBL all be it a little late please welcome the return of DtS cooking corner. All of the dishes in DtS cooking corner is dishes that I am cooking for Mrs DtS at the moment so I dont put it on here...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • arrange biz cas cheapest cooking dishes dts gentlemen mix ski supermarket
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. davewebbsbrain

    Royston Vasey

    The ficticious village of Royston Vasey in that fantastic series 'The League of Gentlemen' is also the real name of comic stand up Roy 'Chubby' Brown Begs the question: Have the real names of any other people in the limelight been used in any way?
  8. Hotman

    Poll: old blue ladies flirting

    old blue lady has been flirting with lots of young blue gentlemen on here recently. does she want the thick part of grays blue junior? or a roasting from true blue, followed by tea (bags being dunked of course) you decide.
  9. BoyWonder2

    Gavin and Stacey

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight, at 9pm on BBC1, Gavin and Stacey makes the long awaited return to our teleboxes. Anyone else on here fans of the show? Really looking forward to it, especially after watching the Christmas special over the weekend.
  10. Roxy

    Who from SUFC is switching on your Xmas lights?

    Like most places this weekend sees the big 'switch-on' for what is Hockley village's Christmas Light Spectacular! Only this year is different because we have not one but two SUFC player's taking charge of the deed (normally it is just Su from Essex or should that now be Heart FM but Hockley...
  11. * ORM *

    Rambling musings when you wake up slightly hungover with not enough sleep.

    Damn, it doesn't matter what time I go to bed (2.30am) and how much I've had to drink the night before (plenty). I still wake up at 6.30 even on a Sunday and well before the alarm clock which is set for 8.30 to wake up a girl I was out with last night as she is going sailing all day today and...
    • * ORM *
    • Thread
    • academic artificial ceo christopher civil degrees fur gentlemen homosexuality hong industry ish kong lived malaysia musings qui ran respected somewhere twit
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Yeovil Fan come in peace

    Hi Guys. I was born in Southend, but have spent much of my time in Yeovil (now abroad) and the majority of my family still live in Southend/Westcliff/Leigh on Sea etc and are SUFC season ticket holders. Yeovil fans are extremely supportive of you, because thats the way both sets of our fans...
    • Greenandwhiteallover
    • Thread
    • avoided cliff contravene gentlemen hall reliable roots town
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Quarter Final Round 4

    The final tie of the Quarter Finals brings Tim Burton (Godber) v Frank Darabont (Cricko). A tie too far for Darabont? Best of luck gentlemen........

  14. Quarter Final Round 1

    First one of the last 8 and it's the big guns.... Stephen Spielberg (Fatshrimp) takes on Stanley Kubrick (Drastic S) Start your engines gentlemen!

  15. Round 1

    Starting this new battle with two contrasting directors. Ricey's all action John Woo v Jassyfa's spooky M. Night Shyamalan. Evidence please gentlemen!
  16. OldBlueLady

    SZBB Final Week 5th place poll

    Ladies and Gentlemen, following on from dave's eviction last night in 6th place, we are now into the final week of Shrimperzone Big Brother and the housemates are keen to attract YOUR support. Housemates are therefore welcome to post to attract votes. You are now voting for the person you...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • attract eviction following gentlemen kee support
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Three Peaks Challenge for Little Havens

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Forgive this blatant beg, but a few colleagues and I are attempting the Three Peaks Challenge next weekend in aid of Little Havens. For those of you who don't know, the challenge is to climb and descend the tallest mountains in each of Scotland, England and Wales in a...
  18. Jedi Shrimper

    Battle of the SUFC Legends - Nominations thread.

    hello ladies & gentlemen, surely this is the battle we've all been waiting for? The SUFC Legends. 32 places in the cup, one nomination per SZoner. Players only, no current playing staff. As I'm running the Battle of the US TV Drama's over in The Pub could someone else take this one on...
  19. Smiffy

    Is this P.O.B.?

    Do we think 80's cartoon legend P.O.B. was played by Southend's No.1 TrueBlue?... The facts: 1. Pob was an ugly goblin ******* baby. 2. Scott is an ugly ******* and would of been Pob's age when it was filmed. 3. Pob always wore a stripy jumper. 4. As you can see in the picture, Scott also...
    • Smiffy
    • Thread
    • filmed gentlemen hideous wore
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. OldBlueLady

    Shrimperzone Big Brother 2009 - the final two

    Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the deciding battle between Steve Mildenhall and Adam Barrett to find our winner. Please cast your votes now for your WINNER (is that clear enough?!;)) Poll will stay open to the end of the month, hopefully to coincide with celebrations of a new signing!
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