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  1. my apologies to spread regulars

    It was all lined up for mr newman to come into the spread, but as these things happen, we caught up in the momentum of david crowns bday party, and we ended up going straight ot the harry, but hopefully he coming down in the summer, and I will make sure i get him in there . the evening ended in...
  2. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall

    With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. DTS

    Should woman be allowed to drink?

    Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...
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    • bash booze dru dts eating flash pain repeating taxi throws
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. EnglandShrimper

    I Like Stealing Things When Drunk Society

    What is your best ever steal? I once stole an duck from someones pond. Couldnt do anything with it so I took it back the next day. What about you?
  5. DTS

    Worst thing you have ever seen on a stag do.

    This weekend I am unable to attend Oxford away as I am going on the Bloke in the Pram shops stag do. We met up a few weeks ago and TBITPS made it quite clear that the best man has been warned that he cant do anything too bad to him. My best mate "Ratty" also has his stag do coming up too which...
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    • afterwards dru ish oxford qui speaker vale wore
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. MK's Indie Disco on a cold Friday Morning

    Today's tune is in celebration of the winner of the Shrimperzone Totty Cup 2007, Melissa Theuriau.... A lefty from Essex and a hottie from Paris and you've got Stereolab .... ignore the annnoying Manc before the song and bizarre early 90's fashions .....here's French Disko...
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' - from BBC News

    A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law which states it is treason to use a postage stamp upside down was placed in second place by those polled by UKTV Gold. The most absurd...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. DTS

    Getting beaten at games by your other half.

    Northampton is always a ****y trip in my book with the olny plus side being that its pretty close to London. This saturday was no exception. We drunk in a pub called the Rover which was a right old hole before heading to the stadium early so my mate could get a ticket on the day. As my mate...
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    • amounts dru dts features fro heaven icke rover spanked wouldn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Winkle

    Imagine (if only)!

    You have been out on the lash all day and drunk copius amounts of alchohol. Your labido is not as it should be as the brain is having problems seeing and distinguishing items,objects people,when all of a sudden the door burst open and in walks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_QQOGLdOCo and...
  10. DTS

    Have you ever been drinking on your own?

    My lodger my mate Skeletor revealed the other day that he went for beers on his own last sunday as none of the other lads were about. I am talking going into a pub and buying a pint not just some tins from the offy. Ben today revealed that he often stops on the way home and gets a few beers in...
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    • dads dru dts ops
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Groyne Strain

    Great Geordie Fights Part I

    With thanks to the Newcastle Evening Chronicle for publishing this little gem .... ------------------------------------ Drunken man in five-hour siege Oct 17 2007 by Rob Kennedy, Evening Chronicle A SWORD-wielding drunk sparked a five-hour siege in an argument over a stolen mobile phone...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. steveo

    Drunken Scottish Fan

    http://www.comeonboro.com/football_funnies/180031.php
  13. grayhound

    Prague

    Going to Prague this weekend for my uncles wedding (only he would make it on the same day as SUFC, England FC and England RFC) :mad: . Anyway im getting there Thursday and ive got 2 days before the wedding to roam the streets, see the sights and get drunk. Just wondered has anyone been here...
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    LTA suspends players

    Source: BBC Sport No real sympathy from me with regards to their suspension, I remember what it's like trying to live a quiet life in the quest of sporting excellence & if I'm honest, looking back, my fondness for girls, booze & dodgy food held back where I could have got to. I know they're...
  15. South Bank Hank

    Stupidest things you've done after drinking?

    Bumped into an old mate last night who I hadn't seen for about 12 years and we decided to grab a quick beer. One beer turned into two, which turned into four and so on until I stumbled home in the early hours of this morning. Today, I am nursing the hangover from hell. Anyway, Steve remindered...
  16. DTS

    Would you support a readers wives section on Szone?

    Last night after I would say 6-7 pints at the SZBC, Josh C came up with the brilliant idea of a readers wives style section on the zone. This would of course be a 16+ area so as not to enrage the many younger readers parents. The basic principle is that we would have a adults only section where...
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    • beef dads doll dru principle rolling specialist suppor support wives
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. cockles is back

    Got abit of news for you

    its 04:07 and ive just got in had a few beers after work, and I have got very drunk, Ive just ****ed in a pint glass in the kitchen and then had a glass of water out of it, is that bad? ooh to keep it football related, wasn't the ball round today?............ I might turn my attention to the...
  18. DTS

    Is sort core porn a waste of time? (ADULTS ONLY).

    Having got back to Brighton for 7ish after the Millwall game I did as I did most Saturdays and got the lads round. We are a bit short on numbers this week as my mates Fist, Sweaty and The Pilot are all sunning themselves so it was just three of us. The plan as always really was to head into...
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    • beds ched collapse core dru ish kebab porn seperate suprise
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Mad Cyril

    Favourite ever item of clothing.

    Simple question: What is the best item of clothing you have ever owned? Mine would be a Carlsberg Special Brew T-shirt which I obtained after calling the consumer helpline phone number on the side of the can and spending 20 drunken minutes pleading with the woman who answered the phone to send...
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    • brew carlsberg dru fro owning qui shirt town
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Mad Cyril

    Bad pubs.

    I have made a point of visiting most pubs in the area but I have never fancied The Sherlock Holmes (formerly the Moonraker) in Westcliff. I have never drunk there but I imagine they serve crap beer (Tennants or McEwans) and a punch up is always on the cards. Other pubs I have avoided are...
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