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5 Things for Room 101
1. People with Blackberry Phones. Is it essential that they have to check emails every 30 seconds on the train? 2. Real Ale. Drunk by people with crusty beards who compile lists of which ales they have drunk in their lifetime and which the haven't. Get a f***ing life! 3. Banks. £35 for going...- ldnfatso
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- beards dru havent heres money phones qui unacceptable
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Further evidence of Col Utd idiots
I've never been one to indulge in the "inbred", "carrot crunching A12 *****" abuse that's sometimes dished out on here. But I must come on and report some very unsavoury behaviour from two of our friends from Cuckoo Farm, at the Chelmsford Beer Festival on Saturday night. Noticing dark clouds...- bluearmy1
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- behaviour blah conversation deed didn dru encourage fur hall provoked ran roots shirt stereo unsavoury wore
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Drunk Referee
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7502968.stm- derek duvall
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tuesday Jokes
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- bearer bible brough didn dressed dru hookers largest narrow phrase ranger shouts stairs taught tigers wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The most you have ever drunk?
Whats the most amount of alcohol you have consumed in one night? That is if you can remember it.- BaileytheQuitter
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- alcohol dru
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Happy Birthday Mr. Benedict
A very drunken Happy Birthday sir May much Ale be drunk and loads of Curry be eaten tonight Soon you will be as old as Cricko :cricko:- HUTTON
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Joey Barton
There is little in this world as infuriating as the sight of a young man, guilty of vicious assault, walking away from a courtroom with just a suspended sentence. There is anger at the clemency, fury at the perception that justice has failed. In the case of Joey Barton, however, there is just an...- Slipperduke
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- athlete bottles continued crimes criminal dru ish knife liverpool meat millionaire pain pathe perception sadness scum sentence torch youth
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Public Apology: Drunken Behaviour.
I have just had a sift through all the drivel I posted last night in the 'Live Chat Thread' and would like to make a public apology for my drunken antics. A special apology to Ken cause I got the slight impression you were getting a bit fed up of my posts and were close to banning me. I am...- Ricey
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- ban behaviour dru posted
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Women's Way
The Good Housekeeping Way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. The Good...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Should it return?
A few years ago this site was occasionally hi-jacked by the wonderful sounds of Radio Weetabix. The general idea was Seb Weetabix got drunk and played his favorite tunes but only he could hear them. This didn't seem to be a problem as he was soon getting requests and it was generally just a bit...- Benfleet A1
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- didn dru terrorist urban
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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There are no flags on cars and no posters in windows.
There are no flags on cars and no posters in windows. No sweeping advertising campaigns and no collectable badges. Here in the UK, you wouldn't guess that we're just hours away from the start of a major football tournament. Ok, so the nearest that the England team can get to European involvement...- Slipperduke
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- anglo arrogance boast bulk burn conservative cup displays dru ead ennis entertaining especially etta exactly fernando gomez ish largely mario money physical rent romania rubbish somewhere test underperforming wouldn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Euro 2008
If you're a betting man you'll know that, during an international tournament, there are a few simple rules that will help protect your investment. Firstly, never back England, a nation of drunks who always choke under pressure. Secondly, always expect the home nation to outperform expectations...- Slipperduke
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- borders cos cup cyprus dru fallen fro jury lifting slack tipping towers trophy
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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League one play-off's
It would have been impossible for the ticket office staff to recognise them when they arrived. Clad in red and white scarves and speaking in broad Yorkshire accents, the Leeds United supporters who had failed to secure Wembley tickets in their half of the stadium surreptiously crept down the...- Slipperduke
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- battling cas deed dru ead eager emphatic exactly fallen following fur hereford icke ickets jury league league one lived meaningless money qui recognise torch
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Morals
Just received this email, hope this thread doesn't get locked quick smart. A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a...- canveyshrimper
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- bottles ched chickens dru fro gulf machete meat olds teacher twenty wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Where we all drinking in Donny then?
After much soul searching I am heading up the A1 middayish on Friday with ticket in pocket and beer on my mind. Once booked into the hotel I will be in need of a liquid high tea and would prefer to be doing this with fellow Shrimpers, Blues and drunks (B.A.G. I am looking at you) My question...- Hector of the House
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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My favourite public toilets
This is not a cottaging thread, so I'm sure a few of you will be disappointed. I am dismayed that another of my favourite public toilets has been shut down. There used to be two locations where I really enjoyed taking a long drunken slash, one in the north of the county, and one closer to...- Bentley's Absurd Gait
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- applauded didn dru enjoyed entertaining ish slash thrill town
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The gorgeous song thread
Ok so its late and I've a had a few glasses of wine. Been listening to a few of my all time favourites on Youtube tonight, and they're all beautiful tunes. Feel free to contribute. Firstly a bit of Elliott Smith, its an audio track but please just listen. Waltz number 2:-...- Lester Bangs
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- contribute dru ish ive rack toxic
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mate's Sister Condundrum
Ok, I was at a christening today doing the godfather bit to my new godson Liam. However the godmother was my friend's sister who I've always got on quite well with when we've met up - we're similar ages and tastes (we had a heated discussion on Ewoks (yes I know...)) However she was always...- MK Shrimper
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- deed dru qui similar
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!
Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...- TrueBlue
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- ant arriving atmosphere bon ched concede deed dru entered eventful exactly foo jackpot junction lanes moon mot outward pain pulled quicker relative rushing significant suppor support suspicious taxi upside winnings
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!
Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...- TrueBlue
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- ard continued cruise dru elephants exactly foo ford lose money moon mums ops pulled randomness shoe superb suppor support suprise twenty whore
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat