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Monday's Burning Question - Stag Do's?
Well as some of you may know, our Statski is getting married next month and many of us trundled upto Liverpool on Friday for what turned out to be excellent (booze fuelled) weekend. Obviously, over the course of the weekend, there were hundreds of (drunken) conversations about the weird and...- Einstein
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Why You Never Question A Drunk.
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A quart of milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A slab of cheese, A jar of coffee, and A 1 lb. Package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a...- Cricko2
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Live Music Experiences.
After Shrimper James's thread about your festival line-ups, it got me thinking back to the last festival I went to in 2005 and it's one I'll never forget. We all love live music no matter what music we enjoy, there's just something fantastic about hearing and seeing your favourite...- SUFC_Al
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The view from Neverland on Maldon!
My mate and me (not captain hook or tinkerbell) turn up on what turns out to be a pretty 'fresh' evening in Maldon. My Mccoys not being enough, I decide to hit the burger bar. A little family run establishment, £1 for about 8 chips being my biggest agitation. 45 minutes until kick off, I have a...- Peter Pan
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Should Northerners be allowed on holiday?
I have just come back from a week of sun and fun in Crete. The lads and I had a wicked time except for one slight dampner....The amount of ****ing Northerners that go on cheapo package holidays. No word of a lie everywhere we went we were surrounded by grim pale tattooed northerns that come...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Striker
I spoke to Tilson yesturday in a drunken state from what I can remember he said he is confident of landing whats his face from Cork City- TrueBlue
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only me
A drunken evening. Mods kindly delete this thread if you would.- Benfleet A1
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Good deeds, why bother?
Last night I heard an argument going on outside my flat. Now this is fairly normal as there is a late mini market benath my flat and is often freqented by drunk, eastern europeans. Anyway this one was between a bloke and a girl. He was shouting at her about talking to some other bloke in the...- Andy_Shrimp
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Whats Your Biggest Drink Related Problem?
Now i've met all kinds of drunks on my travels. I have friends who cant be taken anywhere when they've had a few because they tend to get violent and argumentative... you could argue the sky was green and the grass blue and theyd still defend it to the death, more than likely resulting in a...- EastStandBlue
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- bottles dru grass ive joi military severe stopped town travels
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Drawing on the resources of SZ
I've just quit my job. Hurrah and huzzah! From next season, I will be the EPL Correspondent for The Singapore New Paper, working from home with a laptop, Sky TV and a dog-eared copy of '1001 Tortured Similies' I've also been offered a contract to write a book called, at the moment anyway...- Slipperduke
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Michael Vaughan on the attack!
Michael Vaughan has blamed Andrew Flintoff for destroying England's team spirit and contributing to a disastrous World Cup campaign in the Caribbean. The England captain says Flintoff's drunken lapse of discipline after the team's first game, when he had to be rescued after capsizing a pedalo...- Napster
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Had an intersting chat last night.
Went out with my mate who is one of the men behing the scenes at Hornchurch and got some interesting gossip. Now this bloke is a really good mate of mine and is well in with a lot of the non legaue players. Two weeks ago a number of non-league clubs went on tour to Majorca. These clubs included...- DTS
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- brough dru league league one majorca wes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Should tramps smoke?
Again as with the lesbians thread was walking over London Bridge today when the lad I wortk with and I were approached by a Big Issue salesman. He looked very tramp like as you would expect yet he was smoking a B&H type fag (Rather than a roll up). Now I said to Ben that I work with that I...- DTS
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My dilema.
Right as everyone will know if you could be arsed to read my camping in the UK thread that Wessex Blue excelled himself at - I have booked to go camping with the lads for a long weekend in the New Forest. I own an 8th in a 8 man tent and the lads and I generally try and get away for a jaunt at...- DTS
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The Value Of A Drink.
The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered...- Cricko2
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Midweek funny
A wedding occurred just outside Middlesbrough in Teeside . To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called...- Firestorm
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If you were setting up a bed and breakfast...
Which three current Southend players would you choose to help run it with you and what roles would you issue them with? I would go as follows. JCR ( Maid )- Could zip around the rooms making beds never stopping for a rest. Moussa ( Odd job man ) - Seems young and keen to learn and I could...- DTS
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- beds dru kee roles
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Single life in Southend
I reckon there must be a few other zoners out there who are in a similar situation to me, so I thought I'd share my feelings and see if there are like minded people out there. I'm a 28 year old single guy and a few years ago went out in big groups of guys locally, got wasted, had a laugh and...- Ailsa Road Shrimper
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How many times do you drink a week
Simple Poll to find out who the drunks are. I would have to say everyday in one form or another- Cricko2
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Good Post Mortem of our season
Borrowed this from the yahoo list (with the original authors permission). This guy used to contribute to the SUFC fanzines in the 90's. ps: Didn't realise the Railway was showing the West Ham game on Saturday!!!! ------------ This was probably my sixth/seventh relegation so, as well as...- Kenny
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat