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  1. Question Is it acceptable to break up a new relationship?

    People of SZ, here's something to muller over on a Miserable Monday afternoon... Having broken up with my ex in October, I've been single for around 3 months and have enjoyed the freedom... However living in a house with 5 other lads, all of which birded up, it gets a bit irritating when I find...
  2. Aberdeen Shrimper

    An insight to the Female Dictionary

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish..............................49 Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends Athletic............................No boobs...
  3. Lavender Blue

    Question TrueBlue Question for you

    I have read a number of your posts recently, and I know you are a regular poster on here, and forgive me I do not know you and only post occasionally on here but read posts everyday. I would like to ask you what your interpretation of a True fan is. IS IT, Standing up at an away game...

  4. Song for saturday

    To the tune of the entertainer "Hollow hollow hollow, Chelsea's success is :censored: hollow All the money you took from that big Russian crook But you won't beat the boy's from Roots Hall " :support: and repeat drunkenly for 20 minutes :support:
  5. BLUEBLOOD

    Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point...
  6. Ron Manager

    My Roar blog - part 2

    At the start of the A-League season I posted a blog about my experiences as a newly emigrated ‘Pom’ supporting the Queensland Roar. General commitments relating to settling into the country (getting a new job, buying a car, finding somewhere to live) has meant I haven’t made it a regular thing...
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    • applauded beloved brits deed develop dru duck enjoyed everyday exactly fitted formations hall hoof introduced itself japanese kee league league one mast music newly posted qui roots screens shirt sickness singing somewhere spread stopped sucked wore
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  7. Irish_Shrimper

    Car Security

    Hi folks, Just in need of a little advice. There's been a couple of cars knicked from around where we live, and the Uni itself recently - And last night as I was slowly driving out of our small residential area, two ***** ran up, punched in my back window, tried to punch in my sunroof window...
    • Irish_Shrimper
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    • afford ched dru easier hanks itself locks qui ran stepped
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. I had a dream!!!

    I dont normally dream, but, last night, I had a dream that we all met for a SZ company meeting, at a rain soaked Roots Hall, before a home match with Yeovil. The agenda was quite clear...about the internal squabbles going on within the ranks of the SZ forum posters, and what we could do to sort...
    • Nobby Snide
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    • ban dru enjoyed hall qui roots
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. steveo

    Good parent or Bad parent

    Following the lively corporal punishment debate, that change to a parenting discussion, what would the SZ masses do in the same position? Is she a good parent or a bad parent?
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    • cctv claimed crow crown dru elderly fixed following parenting pres provoked vulnerable
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Two years ago today

    Yes its two years ago since that wonderful night when manu turned up with Rooney and Ronaldo in their team and were sent packing out of the League Cup by the mighty Blues. They should make the 7th November a bank holiday in Southend to celebrate that result.Think I will watch the game sometime...
  11. DoDTS

    My Life as a Shrimper PREVIEW PART THREE

    MY LIFE AS A SHRIMPER PREVIEW PART THREE This is the third short review of the newly published Book “My life as a Shrimper” The story of my personal journey supporting Southend United. We had been relegated after six years in the second tier but if we thought life would be easy we were...
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    • ands army atmosphere cas crowded didn dru eager enjoyable enjoyed entered especially fro fur hall headed league money music newly noisy published pulled qui repeated ridden rolling roots rounds tents theatre thre tilly trolling wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Mad Cyril

    'Britishness' day plans scrapped

    Britishness day plans scrapped. Do we really need a special day off work to go down the pub and get drunk in order to celebrate being British or are you happy watching The great escape/Dambusters etc. with a couple of tins of Hoffmeister? All opinions welcome.
  13. SUFCEssex

    A few funnies

    Clearing out my desk at work and found the jokes below they are old. What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who: comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says "you're next fatty." Man walks into the bedroom...
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    • bedroom dru packing perfume prostitutes
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Harold Bishop Killer

    Happy birthday to......

    .............................. Ant! AKA Irish Shrimper Happy Birthday Mate Surprised you are not on here already in a drunken slur!

  15. Ref Watch .... Crewe away

    Last season two out of our last 4 away games were at Crewe and Carlisle. This year two out of our first 4 away games are at Crewe and Carlisle. Last year we won them both ... this year ? The young man in charge of this year's match at Crewe is Steve Bratt from Walsall. This is his third season...
  16. Ron Manager

    Life In The A-League

    Before I headed off to Oz I said I'd write a regular blog about what it's like supporting a team on the other side of the world. Here is my first effort by way of an introduction to the Queensland Roar - Queensland Roar vs Adelaide United – 24th August 2008 Come On! Imagine this scenario...
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    • afterwards army beloved colourful continued cos didn differences displays disputed dru enjoyed equivalent faul fur hall headed heritage icke introduced ish itself league league one netherlands nicely permit preference quicker realisation restricted roots rugby shirt similar singing sleeve spread sunshine tropical wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. DTS

    My best mans speech.

    Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...
    • DTS
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    • ber bombing brad claimed deed dressed dru establishment faul fusion gentlemen hills humiliation lived mums nails pardon sensitive sentence sky sports spelling swears tropical
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
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    • alcohol arriving bra cleaning conversation didn dressed dru eaten following fusion gest ops perfume physical rea remembering somewhere suitable topless tropical wrecking xbox
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. yogi bear up the cagire

    Where's the Bottle?

    How can the weather change that quickly?.........black clouds .....all I can see is black clouds. There was a bit of sunshine on Saturday afternoon but now it's just black , black, black. I don't know if Steve is a drinking man but I could well understand if he has taken to the...
  20. DTS

    Question Is is acceptable to bring a Dog into a banking hall.

    I am currently studying for my IFA exams. This basically means being stuck in a office of a high street bank for seven hours at a time. Having not worked in retail banking for about 8 years I am amazed by how standards of customers have slipped. Being in a sleepy sussex town I imagined it...
    • DTS
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    • amazed banking bra bulk dru hall ifa liquid retail shirt town
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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