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  1. Message to the idiots at Prittlewell

    I hope the people who were chucking bricks/stones/pebbles at the train at prittlewell do not come on here, but if they do a quick message Thanks! After you started chucking things at the train it sparked up a conversation couple of Chelsea fans and it turned into a great hour long chat about...
  2. Ricey

    Can I call myself desperate?

    Was having a chat with a mate and we were talking about Facebook and meeting people, we then got onto the conversation of Match.com. I have never used anything like it before and my mate was saying its brilliant. Am I going into a point of desperation using an online dating service to find my...
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    • Replies: 54
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. foreplay or shagging !!!

    many years ago the mrs held one of those tupperware parties,there were 11 ladies present. the conversation between them(which i listened to intently) eventually the subject of sex. every lady commented that intercourse is boring whilst foreplay is decent. for me, the act of intercoure is...
  4. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Lose, Four-All

    Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor, apparently caught between contempt and fury. A 4-4 draw at home to Tottenham, under any circumstances, is a poor result, but to be asked where he thought he, "lost the game," seemed to be pushing it a little. "We did not lose," he said slowly. "I must...
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    • bentley ched conversation emmanuel huddlestone hut itself japanese ley lose matched mistakes moody officers persie reaching screaming stated support twelve wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  5. car park shunt !!!

    in morrisons car park waiting for the mrs . heard a car coming along where the driver has not lifted the clutch yet revving the guts out of the lump. this car pulls in just along to me and BANG it hits one of the parked cars. me being a nosey git gets out to have a butchers,the lady driver...
    • graysblue
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    • bang conversation damaged didn passenger shun
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Uncle Leo

    Who is your favourite Suchet?

    Slow day at work (everyone feeling a little delicate after the IT Director's leaving do) so this is the level of conversation we're having. Who is your favourite Suchet? David John
  7. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Bring Back Banzai TV

    Listening to the Radio this morning on the way to work, there was a conversation about a cult classic show on Ch 4 called Banzai With characters such as Mr. Shake Hands Man, Cheeky Chappy, Lady One Question and of course Mr Banzai………….. Banzai became a cult...
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
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    • alcohol arriving bra cleaning conversation didn dressed dru eaten following fusion gest ops perfume physical rea remembering somewhere suitable topless tropical wrecking xbox
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Winkle

    Talking to myself!

    You have to picture this There I was, sitting in front of my P.C at work this morning, jabbering away to myself without realising it, when in walked one of our polish girl cleaners. She gave me a smiley glance in the hope that there was someone else in the room that she could not see, so instead...

  10. Further evidence of Col Utd idiots

    I've never been one to indulge in the "inbred", "carrot crunching A12 *****" abuse that's sometimes dished out on here. But I must come on and report some very unsavoury behaviour from two of our friends from Cuckoo Farm, at the Chelmsford Beer Festival on Saturday night. Noticing dark clouds...
    • bluearmy1
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    • behaviour blah conversation deed didn dru encourage fur hall provoked ran roots shirt stereo unsavoury wore
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
    • J
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    • afghanistan army bin blairs coalition compensation conversation deaths deed disrespectful eating finds ish islamic knobs laden officers properly recruitment sandy suppor support tasks types wardens warn
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Harold Bishop Killer

    Housekeeping Guide - 1955 Style

    Advice from 'Housekeeping Weekly' in 1955. These were the days. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • 1955 ant arrange arrives bedroom comfort compared conversation encourage especially mis shoes toys
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. TBV_Dan

    Are premiership players overpaid?

    I was just having an interesting conversation with my brother (who supports man utd) about the wages of football players. We were talking about the game today, and he told me a really interesting fact... Man utd are paying out approximately 47 million in wages per week. Chelsea are paying out...
  14. Slipperduke

    Help required from da kidz

    You might remember that, this time last season, an Irish newspaper commissioned me to write a fictional account of an intercepted SMS conversation between Carlo Ancelotti and Rafa Benitez. The catch was that both managers had to be portrayed as being well versed in the patois of the nation's...
    • Slipperduke
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    • apples conversation easier fictional foo innit reversed ripping sequel suppor support wasn wish youth
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. leeblue

    What if we dont go up?

    Chatting to my dad today about the upcoming play offs and all we could talk about was wembley this and wembley that. I stopped the conversation and pointed out that we are not there yet and we may not even get to the final let alone win promotion. This is a real possibility people. If we...

  16. Women are Crazy. Still.

    This will follow on from my previous thread about the crazy stalker, so If you didn't read it then this will make little sense... After telling this girl, we'll call her "Mandy", that I wasn't looking for a relationship and shooting back to Southend for the weekend, I got back here and nothing...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • bedroom beds ched conversation didn foo ish locks physically qui rape stairs wasn woken wouldn
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. NFL Draft

    Fair play to Sky for their coverage of the NFL Draft last night. Although it was probably the most boring TV event of the year for non-NFL fans, it was essential viewing for those of us who really should get out more. Sadly, this was the first year that I can recall where the projected top 6...
  18. scrounger

    Actual Call Centre Conversations

    Probably seen them before but made me laugh: Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the...
    • scrounger
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    • cables cleaning conversation hall huh manuals menu packing register spelling suing suppor support typing
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Interpol Shrimper

    Have you ever pulled dressed in a Southend shirt?

    Simple vote, yes or no? This topic came up in conversation in the pub on Saturday (in case Mrs Irish_Shrimper is reading this it wasn't connected to certain people pretending they were a pro footballer whilst out on Friday night)!!! Oh & it's an anonymous poll too for any naughty people who...

  20. Epitaphs....What would yours be?

    When driving home from Carlisle i was scanning the radio trying to find something interesting to keep me awake and came across a conversation about epitaphs. You guessed it.....the simple question is what would you want as an epitaph FOR YOURSELF??
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • conversation
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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