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Meg from The White Stripes
I saw this magazine cover at lunchtime and it got me thinking back to a regular drinking conversation. Is Meg from The White Stripes worth one or is she a bit of a biffer? Personally I think she can look OK and there's just something about her that says you know you wouldn't be able to walk...- Interpol Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Txt spk: Hlp pls!
I've been given a rather tricky commission by one of my clients today and I need a bit of help. I have to write a text message conversation between Rafa Benitez and Carlo Ancellotti for a kids football magazine and I'm a bit stumped. I'm probably the only person in the UK who uses proper...- Slipperduke
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- behaviour conversation foo slang walsh
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Just got back
Living in Tiverton it was the game I've been looking forward to, only an hour away. Got off to the worst start - Clarkey very guilty of not clearing his lines and we gifted them a goal. For the next half an hour we were more than competitive and thoroughly deserved the equaliser and glad that...- OlvisIII
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Half-time refreshments
Wasn't sure where to put this thread so mods please move if another section is more appropriate. Having a conversation with workmates, the topic of oranges at half-time was discussed. Simple really, do professional footballers still have oranges at half-time. My initial thoughts were Premsh*te...- scrounger
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why????????
Can someone answer these questions for me that I recently heard in a conversation today. WHY is it when you open a tin of evaporated milk, the milk is still there? WHYis it that penguins feet dont freeze?- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Five things that grip my t**d! What grips yours?
Is there something that sends you totally insane? Are you able to loose all rational thought over something that may seem trivial to others but to you, sends you over the edge? Honestly I am a very tolerant and passive person but, just lately, I dont no how I have refraind from wanting to smash...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Remember Quantum Leap?
So do you remember this show? A friend and I had a drunken conversation about this show a couple of months back and we asked the following question: If you "leaped" into the body of a professional athelete performing their chosen sport, what kind of sportman would you choose to look least like...- SamuraiBlue
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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How far would you go for a million pounds?
Me and the Mrs was talking last night about what you could do for a million pounds and surprisingly the conversation got quite, how do you say it, involved. Lets get the main question out of the way, NO I wouldnt become an a**e bandit but a snog, maybe because a million pounds would set you up...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ron: The day my family home was raided by the police
Apologies if it's already been posted, but Ron's article on the echo website makes for interesting reading... Link: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1263579.0.the_day_my_family_home_was_raided_by_the_police.php- Che's Left Foot
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Survivors
We've started watching the 70s BBC drama series 'Survivors', a tale of a group of people who survived a plague that wiped out 95% of the world's population. (I vaguely remember watching it - or at least vaguely remember the title credits - when I was a kid.) Although the fashion doesn't stand...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- bbc coats conversation gran learning shelter supermarkets surrounding test wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Makes you think ...
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Can you really meet birds in the gym
Following on from CC-Csiders post about gym work I have my own question to ponder. Can you really meet birds in the gym? I have been a regular at the gym since my glorious amatuer football career ended about 2 years ago. I had just split from a long term bird at the time and everyone told me...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Is getting it on with a tramp acceptable
I rushed back from the Derby game to Brighton to go to my mates Charlies engagment party. His Mrs to be hasn't really got any nice mate friends which was a total disapointment. My mate Charlie is a big Brighton fan and brought along a kid we all knew from college called Martin who is also a...- DTS
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My dilema Part Deux
Lads, After weeks of talking of mates dilema's ( The mate who claimed to be a pilot, mate snaking his best mates ex-bird) I now have my own little dilema. Having split with Mrs DtS in November I have been having a bit of a self impossed quiet period. Really cant be ****d with the hassle of...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The 10 types of drunken testing
Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...- Hockley_Blues
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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When Acts of Kindness
Last night I got to London Bridge for my usual 17.52pm back towards Brigthton. As I put my ticket through the barrier and looked up to Platform 9 it turned out to be a total bun fight due to the cancellation of the previous two Brighton bound trains. I took a picture on my mobile phone as...- DTS
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If you had to play football
Over the Xmas period I went down to my mates local in Brighton with my mates Ratty and Clumsey. Nice bit of pub grub followed (Scampi and Chips in case you wondered) and a few cherryades to watch the delights of Charlton vs Villa. Now any of you that saw the game will know except for the last...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Total Amount of money earned
had a very sobeing conversation, my mate at work, said that he had earnt over such and such.. and i was really thinking, heck that's a lot when you add up those years.. realised i've quite a bit, then i think to myself.. where the f%ck has it all gone- J
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Random Nights
This weekend I went to Norwich to meet an ex work colleague. Had a good night and Sunday was feeling a little worse for wear. Anyway got to the train station and my train had been cancelled so I thought I would get over my hangover by going to the pub, as you do?! Anyway I am in the pub...- Andy_Shrimp
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can a player be fined or action taken if...
he gestures to someone in the crowd? I was behind the goal in terrace 1, and shouted "Col U are going nowhere".. this was when we had a corner right at the end.. to which one of their centre backs, who was on the front post stuck up his' finger.. and generally became involved...- J
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat