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  1. DTS

    3 Legends in one room.

    Easter Saturday as we werent playing I decided to go to see my mate from works team Hornchurch vs Redbridge. The game itself was quite decent at the Urhcins go a deserved 2-0 win. Anyway in the ba afterwards were some of my personal ex-southend heros. Saw Dave Martin and had a chat. Came across...
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    • afterwards blues clarky conversation favs foo football ford itself league qui similar southend sufc tilly
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  2. Stats

    Worst SUFC Div 3 Team Seasons (97-05)

    This subject came up between myself and Proud Shrimper aka Slackman a couple of months ago. The conversation about bad footballers came up as funnily enough a team called Chester who claimed to be a football side were playing us. Who would you list as your worst all time div 3 XI That be from...
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    • blues claimed conversation edged foo ish livett olly principle qui ran recommended tacking
    • Replies: 70
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. fbm

    the fbm view and ratings

    Tilly said it wouldn't be pretty. Bentley said it would be ugly. Neither were lying. Chester have to be the most cynical side I have ever seen at the Hall.  I would hate to have to watch that rubbish every week and they started time-wasting in the first few minutes.  Every time they got the...
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    • aerial afterwards assistants brough claimed conversation crow didn eager eastwood exactly foo football fur gil hall hoofball jury ley lying mark gower mix north bank occasions physical pile prime ran rare realisation respite rubbish san sole southend stopped stronger superb tacking tilly trap warmed wasn wore wouldn
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Husbands Plays In Youth Game

    Report Morgan seems lucky to have stayed on after handling outside of the box. The description of the conversation between the ref and Morgan following his offence seems a little risky concerning the opposition
  5. fbm

    I blame the Internet...

    We are not unique. Up and down the country, the majority of clubs have a message board like this one, populated by some who wish to have a reasoned sensible debate about football, some who are like manic depressives who believe their club is relagation bound when they lose and promotion bound...
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    • anonymous bound cease conversation discussed faul foo football lose postings relagation reserved threats whoever wish
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Hockley_Blues

    Club or Country...

    Remembering a conversation with a mate a few months back about the club/country debate, we just couldn't see eye to eye with our opinions, so out of sheer boredom here’s a brand spanking new poll. The question is, would you rather England win the next world cup, or Southend reach the final of...
  7. Hawkwell Blue

    Little Gazette

    Notice my earlier thread got locked. What was the point of that? All I wanted to do was start a conversation for people on SZ which I did. When you consider some of the tripe that runs and runs on SZ it seemed quiet petty. Ho hum, give people power and what happens.................

  8. Friday

    The Joys of Flying A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to...
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    • airport blur boarded categories conversation heathrow ive realized
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Sponsors' Evening

    Went to the sponsors evening on behalf of the SUFC Exiles last night for our sponsorship of Leon Cort's shirt last season.  A most enjoyable evening it was too! Brian Wheeler said that Dave & Marisa would give us the signed shirts of our sponsored player and introduce us to the player... so I'm...
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    • ard atmosphere bart brough comfort conversation cort desired didn enjoyable enthusiasm exactly fitter flyer foo hall hanks introduce ish joi kee liverpool metal musings poppies qui regrets roots roots hall science shirt shrimpers southend spin spread sticking sufc suppor tilly town waltham wes wouldn
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Stupid phrases or expressions

    Too many people these days use little expressions or catchphrases during conversation. Which one gets up your nose? Personally,...... "The World is Your Oyster", "Cheap as Chips" and "Cheap at Half the Price" are amongst the worst! Which phrases "Get your Goat?!  

  11. Stop Crying

    At the end of the day, im ****ed off Constantine has gone and IMO he's a w***er but thats the end of it and we have to get on with it, theres nothing we can do now so lets forget it. I never really thought Constantines best place in the team was up front, Ive always thought he's best on...
    • MightyShrimper
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    • bentley brough conversation cort cos didn didnt fro hasn heres imo ive joi ley mark gower qui tilly
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Leon Constentine

    Just had the most amazing conversation with a girl who has just come into our office in London, she over heard me talking about Euro tickets on the phone to me mate, She started enquiring about if I had tickets, blah blah blah her boyfriend only turns out to be a certain ex Southend Centre Half...

  13. Reserves:  Sorry Shrimpers Slump Again

    Roots Hall ne'er-do-wells were treated to sometng long since forgotten in first team circles - an abject performance and defeat. With players like Jenks, Husbands, Steve Clark and Jimmy Corbett perhaps playing for their futures it was extremely disappointing to see them go through the motions...
    • Shrimper Zoo
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    • conversation hall identified itself pace ranger rea roots roots hall rumour threatened tilly wells
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Vange Shrimper

    Weirdest Conversations.....

    What has been the weirdest or strangest conversation you've had during a footie game? Mine has to be at Orient away this season, when me and Wessex Blue had a chat about Irish Politics, for some reason.......
  15. Shrimpergonzo

    Barry Harris the runner

    I ran in the Brentwood half marathon yesterday in an effort to get fit for the London Marathon on 18th April. Quite near the beginning I overheard a conversation behind me and Saturday's game was being discussed. I dropped back and joined in and ended up running the 1st 5 miles with one...

  16. Mr Bush

    While on his state visit to England, George Bush met The Queen, and during their conversation he said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." The Queen replied "I'm sorry...
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