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  1. The Flying Scotsman

    One to quieten some of the conspirancy theorists

    My brother just sent me a text to say that Tilly and Brushy are playing golf at Lords golf club and are currently one hole ahead of them. I've told him to ditch the clubs and offer to caddy - would love to hear that conversation!!! So much for a big bust up between the two of them!
  2. RobM

    For you guitarist types

    I have bought from e-bay the bits to assemble a Fender Strat'. From a conversation with my on, we decided that Strat's are colour coded according to their owners. e.g black - Eric Clapton white - Hendrix red - Hank Marvin. Mine is navy blue (coincidentally!) What colours do you associate...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Hawkwell Blue

    For the attention of Mr Robbie Cowling

    Firstly can I have my £18 back that you charged me last night. I know why you played the games against Norwich and us so you could plunder money from the least considered people on football - the fans. What I witnessed last night bore no resemblance to football. The car park was in a better...
  4. DTS

    Question Blues players you would most/least like to marry your daughter.

    I think with all the recent coming and goings during the deadline day the key questions seem to have been missed. Who would you most and least likely to marry your daughter. MOST I think Simon Francis would make a good perspective son in law. He seems like a nice chap and I imagine he would...
  5. Slipperduke

    Damn You, Bullard!

    Rest assured, Jimmy Bullard's goalscoring celebrations will be the water-cooler topic of conversation this morning. Bright, funny and naughty. It was physical comedy at its best. But did the tousled cockney give a moment's thought to the floodgates that his finger-pointing may have poked open? I...
  6. Ricky Otto

    Your standard vague, can't name names thread

    I have just had a very very interesting conversation with a major sponsor of the club and their boss and some others are providing the money to pay the outstanding debt. Apparentley the future of the club is extremely rosy and there is a lot more forward planning than we thought! I hate not...
  7. Slipperduke

    They Miss Him

    He may not have been there in person, but His presence hung around Wembley Stadium on Sunday like an over-tanned spectre. It lurked in every corridor, loomed over every conversation and sometimes, if you listened very, very carefully to a frequency only just on the cusp of human hearing, you...
  8. Mad Cyril

    Insulting lookalikes.

    A recent conversation took a turn for the worse when I was informed I looked like the following: John Denver. Jamie Oliver. Has anyone else been told they look like a celbrity widely regarded as a ****?
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. fbm

    Let's be clear...

    We are in no worse a situation than we have been for the last four seasons. I had a 20 minute conversation with Tilly the day after the home defeat by Port Vale when we first got back into L1. Back then he thought the division would be incredibly difficult and we wouild do well to survive...
  10. Slipperduke

    I'd Have Booed Beckham

    I've been a little bit sniffy about football in America in the past. With their 'marquee' players and unbridled enthusiasm for the spectacular, there's always been a doubt in my mind as to whether they really 'get' what football is all about. That is until now. I'm sure I can't be the only...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Do you bash one out still???

    I was engaged in an interesting conversation at work yesterday about having a Thomas even though you have a partner. As we all know, there is nothing better than bashing one out over your favourite porn when you are a youngster and the parents are out but now that you have a girlfriend/wife and...
  12. canveyshrimper

    Swearing at work

    Dear Employees It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. BoyWonder2

    Released Players, Possible Transfer Targets?

    This is the time of year that every player that is released from every Club gets its own thread on here saying his worth a look, sign him up etc etc. So I thought it would be best that the players that are being released, that wouldn't be bad shouts, was all put in one place. One that I will...

  14. Breaking News More goss from the EOS BALL

    from a conversation with Clarke on staying at Southend: He's settled in Southend, but the Chairman hasn't yet phoned him....!
  15. Slipperduke

    Troubled Times For Cech

    Chelsea's season is in the sweaty hands of one man and he doesn't look entirely happy about it. If the Londoners are to have any hope of burying their second place curse, they need Petr Cech back to his best before this evening's FA Cup semi-final clash with Arsenal kicks off. Another disastrous...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Two

    Chapter One here http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=49964 Chapter Two - Making Your Way In This World Today, Takes Everything You've Got. Shackleford glanced back down the alleyway and patted Ricey on the back. "It's too dangerous to talk here. Come on, I'll take you somewhere...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Breaking News Ron's blog 24/02/09

    Whilst the rest of us were watching the match, Ron was emailing us his latest thoughts: I want to begin this week by thanking all our supporters who were able to attend the match at Colchester this weekend. The 1800 or so who made the journey across Essex showed, once again, what passion is...
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    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Richard_Cadette

    View at Colchester / Southend Ticket Office

    I mentioned in an earlier thread about the poor view I had at Colchester on Saturday due to the Police Control Room being situation right next to the upper rows in the away stand. The view I had meant that the corner flag, and around 20 yards of the left touchline (as I was looking at it) were...

  20. Zone Update Good News on laurent

    Just been having a conversation with Christophe and Laurent at Club Kingswood,and it is good news on Laurent he is back in full training and is hoping to be featured for the Tranmere game on the 14th February.He would like to be in the squad for Saturday but he thinks it might be too soon.I...
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