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Tractor Boy
As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover - the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an...- ldnfatso
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Just Got Back
From the toilet. A memorable journey there with a particularly nasty looking spider making its presence known from the bedroom door frame. whilst I negotiated a wrongly placed exercise bike parked on the hard shoulder of the hallway. Once there everything settled down with some nice neat ball...- Bielzibubz
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More Peter Butler
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2006/05/06/pasia06.xml&sSheet=/global/2006/07/14/property.html Although the Flexmans have had a very easy time of it, there are caveats. Peter Butler is a former West Bromwich Albion and West Ham footballer who became a coach in east...- Napster
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Council tax banding
I've just moved into a new property, and i feel my local governemnt is trying to rip me off with my council tax, therefore i am challenging the appeal. I know its a long shot, but did anyone move into a two bedroom flat in 1991, and if so, how much did it cost (in the southendish area...- Davros
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SZFC Big Brother Special
SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...- Stats
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Friday Jokes
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." ----------------------------------------------------------- Man walks into...- SUFCFARAWAY
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Stop me if you have heard this before
A woman in Col******r awakes one night as her husband comes home late. He walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says loudly, "And this is the pig I have to s**g when you are off sex" The wife responds "I think you will find its a sheep" to which her husband...- Firestorm
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Juppy
Not sure if this has been covered or indeed it may have been in the Swindon programme but in the Quiz between us and Col U (In their prog Saturday) one of the questions was "what have 7/10 children got in their bedroom" Garcia answered "TV" which was right while Juppy...- Hawkwell Blue
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JOTD
It's reported that on their wedding night the following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's...- sufc_stu
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Sticky Gonads Anyone ?
Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O'Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. When he woke up, Slaby found that...- * ORM *
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Just got this through on the email.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into...- BoyWonder2
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Which part of your body goes first ?
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your...- * ORM *
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Darwin Awards
Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...- One O'Clock At The Crane
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Chat Room
Are you going to do it in private this afternoon? In the secrecy of your bedroom? Trying not to make too much noise so people won't know what you are up to? Listening to the BBC Essex commentary that is... Or are you going to be loud and proud, with the radio at one side, the chat room...- Shrimp in a Kilt
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Some Jokes....
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me shag you for a pound?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman...- TrueBlue
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The Vodka
The Vodka Scooter How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a...- sufc_stu
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a little gem
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them. "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and...- canada shrimper
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A major earthquake has hit Southend
A major earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale has hit Southend in the > early hours of the 17th June 2004. The epicentre was the Town Centre. > > Casualties were seen aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and > 'that did my ed in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing...- windybottom
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Fruit machine story
Seeing as we have a topic about fruit machines I thought I'd share this with you.... When we were in our very early teens my brother used to be a bit of a slot jockey every time we went on holiday. My uncle informed my brother he was a mug and would never win. After an argument between the...- Mad Cyril
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