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  1. Random pipe thread.

    All, Need a bit of building advice - I've been bashing off (ooer) some quite revolting plasterwork that the previous owner put over two fireplaces in my house. Now on the side of one, I uncovered a copper pipe that doesn't get hot when I put the central heating on. There's no gas fire nearby...
  2. Mad Cyril

    Local gangs.

    This afternoon I was talking to my mates 21 year old son who last night acted as a doorman at his sisters 16th birthday party. Apparently the following gangs are active in the area: Thundersley rough squad. Hadleigh town younguns. Has anyone else heard of any good ones? If so please share...
    • Mad Cyril
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    • acted bedroom ched following salad suitable town
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)

    taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...
    • Pubey
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    • bathroom bedroom bra dressed faster fingers following hall hurts logging loser lover music peed pulling qui reaching realized scissors screaming script shared shoes washing
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Dear Ronald

    Dear Ronald. Please help! I think we are sharing similar problems on a different scale but I am not coping as well as you seem to be with them. It’s getting me down but you come across as though you don’t have a worry in the world. How do you do it?Let me give you an introduction on my...
    • Del Story
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    • afford bedroom bentley continued coping cos deposit faul gest jane ley money oldest ridiculously shoes similar soup
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. seany t

    Reasons to love Hitchcock

    1. In 'Psycho', where the guy is creeping up the stairs to check out the mother's bedroom, and the camera switches to an overhead view and then - out of nowhere - she rushes out knife in hand. ***** me up just thinking about it. 2. For that amazing shot in 'Frenzy' where you realise that the...
    • seany t
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    • bedroom bfi btw ched confusing exactly extras imdb knife mattress mix notorious overhead screenplay stairs switches
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    Jose - Up Close and Personal

    Jose Mourinho smoulders. I wanted to get through this feature without writing anything that might worry my new wife, but there you go, I’ve blown it in the first line. But he really does. He smoulders. He walks into the sweaty, over-crowded press room and sits there in front of the lights...

  7. Is Marriage Important?

    Over the past year or so my lovely lady has been pecking my head about doing the right thing (in her eyes anyway) and getting hitched. Now to me it's not really that important and I dont think you have to sign a bloody bit of paper and wear a ring on your finger to prove your love its just...

  8. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
    • shrimperton
    • Thread
    • afford bedroom beloved brough burn contribute description easyjet eating imagination kidney limb marine money packing pathe phrase porn prepared rds science stones supply tents toss town underpants wives youth
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
    • Shrimper
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    • afford bedroom beloved brough burn contribute description ead easyjet eating imagination kidney limb money packing pathe phrase porn prepared ran science stones supply tents toss town underpants wives youth
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Slipperduke

    The Ballad of Balloon Boy

    No matter how lethargic and fuzzy-headed you feel this Monday morning, no matter how unenthusiastic you were about the idea of leaving your bed, console yourself with the knowledge that at least one person out there is having it worse than you. Somewhere, presumably on Merseyside, one little boy...
    • Slipperduke
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    • bedroom blur bra branded champions ched cutlery enthusiastic fa cup gods headed hideous inflatables liverpool money produces shadow socks sole somewhere stepped supermarket
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. J

    One of those threads for advice..

    Wow.. first post in quite a while.. Anyway Upshot is, im currently living in Edinburgh for a short while with work (12-13 weeks) I have been offered a significant offer up here, and also a room in a 5 bedroom flat with some lads and lasses i have met. So, opinions?? Naff all in Essex if I'm...
    • J
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    • bedroom burgh qui significant
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Interpol Shrimper

    Phone Call

    Shamelessly nicked from another forum... **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mummy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't...

  13. Your Jokes, Strictly for the Pub only.

    A Boy walks into his parents bedroom and see's his dad having sex with his mum. ''What are you doing ?'' ''Making you a brother or sister!'' His dad replies. ''Do her doggy style, I want a puppy.'' Joe is on his last day at work as a postman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary...
  14. fbm

    Imaginary conversations... or are they?

    Date - 1st July. Venue - Tilly's bedroom. The alarm goes off at 7 am. ST: <yawn> Ah well, another day another dollar. To be fair, it is the start of a new contract year. I wonder if Brushy has sorted out our new players. Better ring and find out. <Dials Brushies number. Phone rings for...
    • fbm
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    • afford ant bedroom checks doh gods hall liverpool oil pace roots rubbish saudi scumbag tilly
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Ron Manager

    Friday Joke

    A postman who has been doing the same round his whole working life goes into work on his last day before retiring. On his rounds he delivers to a house where the same people have lived for 20-odd years. As he walks up the path the lady of the house comes out and asks him to come in for a moment...
    • Ron Manager
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    • bedroom dresses lived postman proceeds rounds soup
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. duncan bulgaria

    Smelly beaver OCD

    At a wedding last night and chatting with the lads and one in perticular is a ugly ****er but as a youngster he used to nick decent birds , albeit he used to get them when they were young , i'e we were 19 and he'd always go for the 17 year old innocent girls and get his wicked way after a few...
    • duncan bulgaria
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    • bedroom bottles caused flowing ocd para smelly snatch thunderbirds
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. duncan bulgaria

    Ticketmaster etickets help

    Chaps had a mare today as was moving some stuff around in my spare bedroom and have noticed that the cat has got hold of my blur Etickets confirmation from Ticketmaster and have ripped them to shreds , to the point where you can't read anything on it . Problem being is that i bought them off...
  18. seany t

    I'd quite like to buy a flat with my girlfriend, but it's (almost) literally impossib

    Having watched house and flat prices soar now for about 15 years, I kinda always suspected they'd have to come down again at some point. And indeed they have of late. Yet STILL it's practically a dream for a first time buyer. Having had a chat with a financial advisor, we've got a few options...
    • seany t
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    • bedroom buyer charging ched civil combined deed deposit fur jobs literally mortgage mortgages qui rate ratings rent somewhere suspected
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Snoop Dogg live from his bedroom

    anyone a fan... check this out! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/snoop-dogg-live
    • Pubey
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    • bedroom dogg oop
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. DTS

    Painting a plastered wall?

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Recently had the bedroom re-plastered in one of my flats. It was almost a week ago and as of last night all the dark plaster had dried and I am now confident that its ready to paint. I plan to have a crack Saturday while Mrs DtS and GoDoDtS are out doing there own thing...
    • DTS
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    • bedroom crack dts gentlemen pain science
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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