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Women are Crazy. Still.
This will follow on from my previous thread about the crazy stalker, so If you didn't read it then this will make little sense... After telling this girl, we'll call her "Mandy", that I wasn't looking for a relationship and shooting back to Southend for the weekend, I got back here and nothing...- EastStandBlue
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No dad dancing!
Probably a thread for thoughs of us who have embarrassed our young sibling on the dancefloor in strutting our funky stuff. In my family its called " no dad dancing" It often happens when the 3rd or 4th pint of kronenberg as started to apply its self fully to the upper brain function and on...- Winkle
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PS3 deals?
Having got a nice new Samsung 23" HD ready LCD tele for my bedroom this Xmas, I'm looking to finally invest in a PS3 but am looking for the best price possible obviously! Play.com, where I get everything from generally is currently the cheapest at £279.99, which is the same as Amazon (although...- Andy_S
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When Girls dont put out.
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...- chadded
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Nuts Magazine - Southend Tart Giving It Some
Pages 96-97, Kimberley, aged 20. Very imaginative girl ..... "Weirdest place you've had sex? - My friend's bedroom." Cracking chebs mind. You'd definitely give it one.- Groyne Strain
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Nudity in front of ones family.
Was out with Ben from work last night and got battered at Monument so I feel rough as a dog. Mrs DtS had her Mum over last night. She is a lovely woman and we get on well - Despite the fact she is French and speaks like Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo. Anyway I got washed and dressed well early...- DTS
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My dilema - I have got problems in the bedroom !!!!
Right ladies and gentleman - I need your advice as I have a slight problem in the bedroom department and I call upon the more experienced heads on this board to help me sort it. Basically Mrs DtS and I spend most nights together. Now all is going to plan and got to say I really think I have...- DTS
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Get your coat love.....
I've got a knife. Shamelessly copied from Facebook.... IS that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "It's a gun, get your coat." -- "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Chloro" "Chloro who?" *thud* "Chloroform" -- "Do you come here often?" "No" "You do, because I've been following...- chadded
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The Bank letter :)
Following on from Sam's letter to the bank .....:p Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account...- Cricko2
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Man charged with having sex with a bike
A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike. Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel. Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The...- Pubey
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Going teetotal!
Having been off work on a weeks holiday has been good, but there comes a time when we all have to face up to our own demons and mine ( this week ) has been getting s*******d too many times, with the mother of all hangovers! It as become quite apparent that this weeks events have finally caught...- Winkle
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Surprisingly accurate personality test
http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp When I worked at The Independent we used this personality test on ten people in the office and it was pretty much spot-on in every case. It only asks a handful of questions, so God knows how it works. Anywhere, here's me. I'm a rooster! Roosters are...- Slipperduke
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Golden Showers.
Morning, Was out last night with a few of the lads from work last night and as usual with blokes the subject turned to sex. Now the lads and I were talking about the most horrible things a woman could do in the bedroom. Now as regular followers of my Friday Poll's know I find being given a...- DTS
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Receiving a "chocolate finger"
I was out last Sunday for my best mates birthday drinks. Found a really nice pub down on the seafront and started ploughing into the drinks as you do. There was about 15-20 people and it was a mixed group. By about 6pm the conversation as you would expect turns around to sex. Now one of my...- DTS
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The Case of Corringham.
I had known this girl for many years .I lived in Orsett once.She was an old flame of a friend of mine..It turns out she became a hygenist....So there I am in the Dentists and who walks in, this girl.She was kind of Fit and I always fancied her so I ask her out. We ended up dating for awhile...- Cricko2
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Your "Carry On" moment
I've just remembered a "carry on" moment I had five years ago when we moved into our current house. We used to live in Chelmsford town centre, and it was very rare to see any birds in our back garden, apart from the odd starling, and if we were very lucky a blackbird may have paid a visit...- C C Csiders
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Picure the scene if you will....
You come home from a hard day at work. As you unlock the door you can hear a faint groaning coming from the bedroom. As you open up the marital bedroom you catch you nearest and dearest in a love romp with Freddy, Tilly and Uncle Ron - Scriv is sat in the corner filiming it for Blues World. The...- DTS
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A bright new day dawns in Suffolk
There is not a breath in the air, all is still as the sun starts its journey up into an expectant crystal clear blue sky only streaked with early plane trails off to foriegn lands (and Cole Ewe). An early morning frost is quickly burnt away - the chill dawn will soon warm up, and the first...- Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset
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The case of the Curtains ...
Dedicated to SlipperDuke. Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige. She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She...- Cricko2
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Virginity!
Dont no whether we have had this topic before, but I was just wondering what peoples youthful experieces intailed, mine was.... It was 1981 a fairground in leabridge road East london, threw the corner of my eye I spotted her on the dodgems! Older woman she was (16) me, a pubesant 15 year old...- Winkle
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