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  1. Slipperduke

    David James

    It is a testament to David James' resilience that he has worked so hard to overcome his injury in time for today's FA Cup Final, but the lure of the big game is only part of his motivation. James, for all of his heroics this season, is more aware than most that when it comes to the FA Cup Final...
    • Slipperduke
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    • bang cantona chooses continued cos cup eager especially fa cup flair hideous importance itself jury liverpool lure mistakes occasions oddity overcome panther rate repeated shortlisted superb trophy youth
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. Harold Bishop Killer

    A Human Interest Story

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' “I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.” 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'...
  3. Uncle Leo

    The fbm report - Port Vale

    I'm just about to head out for the day so won't get the chance to put this on the front page, so here's the final fbm report of the regular season. Enjoy! APATHY REIGNED – AND WE ALL GOT WET. Southend failed to finish their main season with a bang as they were held to a draw by the bottom side...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • apathetic ard bang barnard begging cas ched especially farcical foo fro hall ish ive jury outfit overcome pace rica ridden roots rushing similar stopped subbed
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. I'm Barry Scott

    Bang! And the dirt is gone! The man's a legend.
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • bang
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Jay-Z at Glasto....

    Personally I think Noel Gallagher is bang on about this bloke playing Glasto - Now don't get me wrong, hip-hop and rap definitely has a place at Glasto, but I'm not sure it should be the chart friendly R&B kind.... yes Cypress Hill, Public Enemy..... no Jay-Z & 50pence. Thoughts?
  6. Napster

    Anyone else a fan of Big Bang Theory

    The TV show, not the theory. Classic episode last night. There must be some class-A nerds on the writing team. Sheldon is a brilliant comic creation.

  7. Who would you pick??

    Thought of scenario and wondered what people would do? It is the 3rd of May 2008 and in the last game of the season ,we go into the game knowing that only a win would be enough for us to guarantee a play off place We score early in the match but Port Vale snatch a goal back and it looks like...

  8. Anthony Grant - is he fit or what?

    Got a bit of a bang saturday! Anyone no if he is fit to play tonight and be risked? Or are we going to see another promising young talent on loan who is going to sit on the bench! If fit give him a start!

  9. TBV Stevie Tilsons Blue Army

    Maybe..... what we need is one or four "Super Fans" in the differing areas of the ground who start things going with Stevie Tilsons Blue Army, clap clap clap, clap or bang bang bang bang on drum/seats anything that makes a noise. Then to simply keep it going for as long as it takes to spread...
  10. Vange Shrimper

    Friday Pub Quiz

    Good luck with this one :D Again, Jonny Stokes is banned from taking part :p Enjoy..... The doomed ship Titanic had two sister ships. What were their names? Which type of animals find their way home using magnetism? What is the capital of Mauritius? Which 5 American Football teams in the...
    • Vange Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ban bang capital ched cup fa cup foo largest pain qui titanic
    • Replies: 76
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. South Bank Hank

    Hey! Hey! I wanna be a pop star...

    Great spoof here. I think he's got it bang on. :D
  12. Slipperduke

    Everton Down On Their Luck

    There are times in my life when I’m incredibly grateful to my Dad for taking me to see Southend United on my 11th birthday. It was freezing cold, everything smelt of fried onions, someone urinated on my trainers and Huddersfield won 1-0, but somehow it felt so right. It was the start of an...
  13. Slipperduke

    Swing The Axe, Fabio!

    With a rare swathe of midweek Premier League fixtures, the next few days represent the last chance for English footballers to worm their way into Fabio Capello’s affections. The Italian manager names his first England squad on Saturday after spending a month travelling up and down the country in...
  14. J

    On OS Now!

    Walker confirmed for 200 k, so all those who called me a liar about the fee? apologies can be sent via pm.. anyway, i reallu hope this is a good move, and could bang in 20 before the end of the season!
  15. Sean 2

    Would you believe it??

    Matt Harrold getting a standing ovation at Roots Hall was something i never thought i'd witness and after getting sent off too!! If this lad is prepared to put that much effort into a game and combined with that level of skill maybe we ought to be using him a bit better than we do. People...
    • Sean 2
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    • ant bang combined exactly foo hall ive possesion prepared roots rubbish
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. shrimperjon

    new member

    Hi fellow shrimpers. My name is jon and i have been a blues fan for 27 years. Over the past few seasons i have been logging on to shrimperzone and reading the views and opinions of you guys. I have finaly decided to pluck up the courage and post a few thoughts myself. 1. Wiggy, do you ever...
    • shrimperjon
    • Thread
    • ands atmosphere bang booing deed foo hall icke league league one ley logging lose marking mis mistakes oxford pain sing suppor tilly token voice
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Bielzibubz

    Frank Sinatra - The un-pc version..

    Sung to the tune of Strangers in the Night Strangers on my flight, turbans they're packin'. Wonderin' if they might, plan a hijacking. They could pull a stunt, before this flight is through. Something's on their minds. I saw them mutter. What that in their hands? Looks like box cutters, I'm...
  18. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup 1 - Morning Round-Up

    Cuthbert 4 Pinder 5 (Extra-time being played) A real ding-dong battle with Pinder taking the early lead, only for Cuthbert to come from behind and sneak ahead herself. Excellent mid-riff display from Cuthbert, but Pinder seems to have too much for her up top. Currently 5-4 to Pinder in extra...
    • South Bank Hank
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    • alba bang cotton cup foo hanks rigby rounds sneak test unfashionable
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Yorkshire Blue

    Taboo

    Following on from the Notts County thread I want an explanation of why some areas are taboo on SZ but others aren't. C C Csiders made a vaguely amusing comment insinuating that the McCann parents had something to hide under interview, and by implication were involved in the disappearance/murder...
  20. Tommy2holes

    Lock it if you want but ...

    But we have deffo signed someone else my source just wont tell me who as he doesnt want to found out as a mole. Lock it if you want but my source was bang on with the kid from leicester . You heard it here first.
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