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  1. Frankie the half breed

    Just a little reminder

    Alright lads and ladies, just felt like this has to be said in this thread. Noticed a lot of negativity recently and been having a chat to a lot of fans with all mixed opinions. Disappointing loss at Swindon, but lets put that behind us. Still early in the season, so far we've beaten Accy away...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Cricko

    The Universe

    Having been watching Stephen Hawkins "The Universe" DVD's which are great, one question I have that maybe a Zoner could answer, as I know we have some on here brighter than SH... If the Universe started with the Big Bang which he describes as like a balloon being blown up, we know a Balloon...
  3. Benfleet A1

    Business Plan for a Start up Business

    People, your help is required. After some seriously tinpot ideas over the years I have finally come up with a business venture that after extensive research has legs and the potental to suceed. The market potental is huge and I have alot of knowledge about the chosen industry. The start up costs...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Ref Watch ..... Easter Monday

    The referee for tomorrow's "dead" match and our fourth against Macclesfield this season, will be first year referee Brendan Malone from Salisbury refereeing his third Southend match. He was a late replacement for the Gillingham home game this season (2-2, 5 yellows, 4 theirs, 1 ours), having...
    • Mick
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Put us out of our misery

    southend utd, is akin to an elderly relative that lives in a home that you cannot be bothered to visit anymore. we are suffering a slow drawn out and pianful death. 3 1 at accy pretty much sums up where we have sunk to, with a ill manager at the helm, that no one else wanted , playing his son...
    • CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE
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    • Replies: 69
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Winkle

    The price of Missiles!

    As quoted in todays paper "Defence expert Francis Tusa said yesterday Britain pays around £1.5million for a pair of air-launched Storm Shadow bombs. Each sea-launched Tomahawk sets us back about £900,000 a throw. And Mr Tusa, editor of Defence Analysis, said Tornado jets cost £40,000 to be in...
    • Winkle
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Ref Watch ....... Tilly and Brush reunion

    The man in charge of Saturday's match at Lincoln is Peter Quinn from Cleveland. He is a second year referee and, based on appointments, not one of the better second year officials. He was recently given his first Championship appointment and I think it's fair to say it didn't go well. He will...
    • Mick
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. wally4pm

    Hooperman

    How is it that Hooperman couldn't hit the proverbial whilst at Roots Hall, yet I have just watched him bang in 2 goals for Celtic in their little derby match?
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  9. Question Imploding double glazing

    Before you ask no old shallow hasnt had one too many for his own good this has now happened to me TWICE in the last week once when me and wifey were both out and both times in the bathroom. Last night at 2am went to the bathroom and window made loud bang and there was glass everywhere. There...
  10. Napster

    Mike Lapper interview

    Legend Mike Lapper, current assistant coach for the Columbus Crew, former defender for the U.S. National Team and various clubs, most notably the Crew, was kind enough to give me an exclusive interview for Pro Soccer Weekly. Mike is a really nice guy and gives some very frank answers to the...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  11. Thorpe Groyney

    Shooting Stars

    Still bang on form, despite the demise of George Dawes Angelos: "No. I only sell stuff from the travelling community." http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00t3yfy/Shooting_Stars_Series_7_Episode_1/
  12. Slipperduke

    England Flatter To Deceive

    NOTHING FOR ENGLAND TO SHOUT ABOUT Forget about the result, this was not a good night for England. Fabio Capello has much to ponder before he makes his final squad selection for the World Cup. A 3-1 victory over a side of Mexico’s quality is a fine result on paper, but the performance that went...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. Shrimper

    Spanish Football is in trouble..

    The death knell of Spanish Football as we know it is sounding. The rampaging bulls of Barcelona are over-taking the now wounded lion of Madrid in an attempt to show dominance not just in Spain, but in Europe as well. With the capture of David Villa for around £34.2million the sands of power are...
  14. davewebbsbrain

    Question Powercut

    Anyone else in the Eastwood area have a powercut. There was a massive bang about 3:10pm this afternoon and all the electric went. Thought one of my kids had tripped a fuse, but all the neighbours came out of their houses saying they heard the big bang as well. Phoned EDF and they said they were...
  15. Slipperduke

    West Ham. Not Good.

    WEST HAM ARE DOOMED After the excitement and drama of the weekend, here was the comedown. Manchester City against Manchester United was a tense, gritty battle of attrition. Tottenham against Chelsea was an explosive clash, packed with action. This was like watching a game of chicken between a...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. MisterStubbs

    Portsmouth

    Bare with me because to us, this is slightly linked with Southend. Portsmouth have been given permission to sell players by the FA and FIFA before the end of the season. Is it just me or is this just bang out of order? We are in as much trouble as them but we do not get the hype because we...

  18. Can R.M. get the embargo lifted? Our only chance.

    11 Players = 18 Goals. Till now. 1 Lee Barnard = 17 Goals till January. Francis Laurent 3 Matthew Paterson 2 Scott Spencer 2 Scott Vernon 2 Franck Moussa 2 Alan McCormack 2 Adam Barrett 1 Damian Scannell 1 Jean Francois Christophe 1 Simon Francis 1 Pat Baldwin 1 I think these shocking...
  19. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. duncan bulgaria

    who have we got that is gonna step up to the plate ??

    ok so imo and obviously stating facts ,we are in a terrible run of form , one which for whatever reason i can see us continuing as we just have no cutting edge , no quality in midfield and a terrible defence ........you can try and defend what I have just stated but we are a poor , poor side ...
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