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  1. Smiffy

    TBV/SZ Pub for Chelsea - United for Southend

    Following on from the thread in the Away forum(http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=46472). I put forward the idea of all meeting up in Leicester Square early doors for some serious drinking, singing and flag hanging!... Easy enough route from there to Stamford Bridge aswell...
  2. Interpol Shrimper

    GB's ban & an indirect comment relating to it

    Was trying to post this before the thread got closed.... And if you actually did that in the real world (well certainly in my neck of the woods) you would the receive a visit from the old-bill (one of whom happens to be a racist, bigoted neurologically challenged monkey) accusing you of all...
  3. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • afghanistan army bacon bang bombs capital cases ched chief claimed computers cooked cos crisps cycle deed delhi drills eaten engineers exactly explosion fecking hamilton hawking helmand heres hut imo inch intact ish isnt ive joi knowing luxury menu military officer para patrol phones political protein rag religion religious res rmp roadside rounds shared signal signals similar soldier specialists suppor supports tank tents test tinned toilets wasn weapons welfare wish wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    Well, that b*ggered up the first draft...

    Extraordinary. Just when you think that you've got the measure of this ridiculous sport, along comes a game so remarkable, so unexpected and so astonishing that you need to sit down and take a deep breath before you can even start to make sense of it all. Tottenham Hotspur's impetuous comeback...

  5. car park shunt !!!

    in morrisons car park waiting for the mrs . heard a car coming along where the driver has not lifted the clutch yet revving the guts out of the lump. this car pulls in just along to me and BANG it hits one of the parked cars. me being a nosey git gets out to have a butchers,the lady driver...
    • graysblue
    • Thread
    • bang conversation damaged didn passenger shun
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. adverts

    some are brilliant whilst many are simply mad. DFS have been having their sale for the past 50 years,likewise MFI. cillet bang where the posh bird says "it cleans my bath easily" dirty cow has the filthest bath in history,unless she has had an entire rugby team in there. old favs must be...

  7. Question Battle of the horror films Rd 16

    The final battle in the first round brings us A Nightmare on Elm Street (Brad The Shrimper) vs Salems Lot (Napster). As Naps is still living da vida loca I shall bang the drum for Salems Lot.... Ooh it's scary. Really it is. Off you go then....
  8. Crabby Shrimper

    When times were worse

    Ok, things aren't going brilliantly at the moment, but lets remember where we came from. I've been tidying some boxes this week, and stumbled across a copy of the Swansea Evening Post, dated Saturday December 13th 2003 (apologies, but this is obviously written from the perspective of a Swans...
    • Crabby Shrimper
    • Thread
    • bang brough caretaker centred ched collected cort cup didn dissent fa cup hall headed incredible jury league lenny mark gower morris roots stoppage stumbled substitute targetman triple trophy
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Dave of the Match

    The Big Bang Machine: What Will Happen?

    It's been on the news recently, the Big Bang machine is going to try and replicate the Big Bang. However, it may destory earth. In 5 days time. Here are some links if you have not heard of the story yet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00dccnr/ - BBC Documentary...
  10. Sean 2

    Steve Mildenhall....

    Come on Steve,get yer chin up! You looked affected by the goings-on last night and i'm praying that you can put the abuse behind you and show just why Tilly brought you in. Danny Graham must be stopped on Sat so we need all of the team bang on their game,especially our 'keeper! Keep on...
  11. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    Moan moan moan bloody moan!

    That is all a majority of people on here seem to do! Please just give new signings a chance, 2 games in and there 'cr@p'/not worthy of wearing the shirt, etc. No wonder a handful of new signings never produce for SUFC, cos no bloody idiot gives them a chance! They just get slagged off from day...
  12. londonblue

    Wii Fit

    I hate video games with a passion. I just don't see the point in them. The worst one for me is the Wii Fit. I mean, if you want to go to the gym, or you want to play golf/tennis etc, the bloody well get out of the house and do it properly. However, my wife wants one! And I think I am going to...
  13. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Review

    Well that was Round One ... i was going to review every tie, but in the end i thought i'd just present the votes as cast and the percentage of the vote gained by the winner ... i will just make honourable mention to the crushing victories gained by Only Fools and Horses and Blackadder, and offer...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • army bang bbq brad canveyshrimper cas commiserations cyril earl especially firestorm gentlemen honourable hut minister naps oldbluelady phoenix sitcoms ski southminster towers
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. duncan bulgaria

    Best Quick Snack

    No time to eat a big old meal tonight as football training , so opted for a fish Finger sandwich ........haven't had one of these bad boys for at least 10 year and have to admit i'm gonna be bang on these again , Top Drawer , gotta have vinegar and tommy ketchup .
  15. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round One (Heat 8)

    The second match up today sees what is surely the competition favourite in action But its votes that count, its time to vote off The Weakes .. oops sorry, wrong thread .. thats for Battle of the TV Quizzes coming soon (maybe?) Big Bang Theory (Shrimper2thecore) vs Only Fools and Horses (Cricko)
  16. Benfleet A1

    An experiment carried out

    Moving on from the thread that told us that children as young as 3 should be watched for reactions over certain foods to see if they could be racist, I have conducted tests on my four year old daugther with certain foods from around the world to find out whether she is going to be a no good bad...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • apples bananas bang beef boiled ched ethnic experiment ive meat minority muslims parts pork qui shoots
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Benfleet A1

    Diary of a Shrimper in Devon

    Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • attraction ayers bang bathroom bitter bon campsite chuck deceased doorstep dressed enjoyed flashed foo fur gods headed hoof hurts ish lived lose lying money salad shire snake stopped tents trance wasn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Hypnosis

    Last night I was out with a few of the lads, proving to be my last Uni night out before I get back to Southend for the summer. Had a few drinks at one of the lads houses, a few cracks at "The Boot", and then off to the club at around 11. Bassment, the club, have been doing Stock Exchange for a...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
    • bang bottles cracks fours loud music proving rugby screaming screens wouldn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Winkle

    18 + NSFW Tantric s£x!

    I was flicking threw the channels last night and started watching a programme called " sextera on sky. It was basically about things a bit risky, and there was this english guy on there who had been to India and studied "tantric sex". He had regular customers who would visit him and he would...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • bang blocks channels consumption dash deed lose pace selfish sfw tan tickling
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Winkle

    Love puffs!

    Me and the missus have a bit of a running battle when it comes to " love puffs" She simply will not admit that from time to time the healthy veggie eating that she proclaims gives her a healthy colon can sometimes result in ..... A bit of flatulence. Poor Monty usually gets blamed for this...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • ard bang cooked eating formality veggie
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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