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  1. Bob Cratchitt

    Grandpa Potts heads to the heavens for a cuppa.

    Lionel Jefferies better know to millions as Grandpa Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has died at the age of 83.
  2. duncan bulgaria

    Kris Akabusi Stories

    How do you like my bit of spare time writing ....i wish !! Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    Promotion DVDs

    I appear to have lent out / lost my DVDs (the season reviews) from our back to back promotion years :O :'( :( Does anyone have them and are they able to bang out a copy of each for me please, with this season appearing to lurch to disaster i need a quick fix of happy times every now and then...
  4. Interpol Shrimper

    Poor quality Christmas Lights

    Right that's IT!!! After buying 3 sets of Xmas lights for outside last year and taking them all back to Tesco as they didn't even survive being put up (that's quite a HIGH quality Made in China product, not!!!) I thought this year I would both be prepared by buying a set now while there are...
  5. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 22

    I think mediocre best describes this week, but i'm pleased to announce my very own BLUEBLOOD Junior shares top billing with title favourite Dave the Shrimper this week, with The Big Shrimp and Roxy also to the fore Maybe we'll all benefit from the weekend off and come back with a bang next...
  6. Tangled up in Blue

    From which train trip in Britain can you see the most football league grounds?

    Series: The KnowledgePrevious | Index A Knowledge special!From which train trip in Britain can you see the most league football grounds?Trainspotting meets football trivia: welcome to the Knowledge's very own perfect storm of nerdvana. Click here for our all-singing, all dancing interactive map...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    I Hope Arsene's Wrong

    I HOPE ARSENE'S WRONG How fantastic was this weekend's football? There was Arsenal's emphatic destruction of Everton and Liverpool's surprising stumble at White Hart Lane. Manchester United and Chelsea got their three points, but only after being made to work for them by two teams that no-one...
  8. Rayleigh Weir

    NSFW Celebrity skin...

    I was watching 'The Reader' last night, and there's a bit of a bath scene (hope nobody thinks this a spoiler or anything) at which point the missus and I both turned to each other and said that Kate Winslet doesn't seem to need too much encouragement to get her kit off. This kind of got me...
  9. GBJ

    David Bentley attacked

    Haven't seen this anywhere else yet (sorry if it is), David bentley attacked whilst out with his pregnent fiance. Disgrace really http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2009/07/12/prem-star-attacked-as-he-sits-in-restaurant-115875-21512959/ also, wasn't sure where to put this, so just decided...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. chadded

    Seen in Colchester

    Just driven past a BT van/lorry in Layer Road Colchester, with a nice SUFC Crest in the side Window. The van is slap bang outside the Drury Arms, which was (might still be) a ''big'' Colchester fans pub. Certainly made me chuckle...

  11. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 4

    another amazing liverpool game, although they had to win it! great to see Asharvin show his class and bang in 4 beauties, he'll be amazing next season
  12. OldBlueLady

    Zone Update Oldham Fun Day

    As most of you are aware the preferred theme for our last Away Day of the season at Oldham is Beach Party - dress optional....well, sort of, if you want to be minimalist then the choice is yours, wouldn't advise taking the nudist approach though – it ain’t Brighton! Bring your own inflatables...
  13. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Four

    Chapter Four - We Fade To Grays "Old Blue Lady," grinned Shackleford as she approached the table, holding Ricey carefully by the earlobe. "You came." Old Blue Lady lowered her squirming guest gently onto a barstool and stepped away, leaving him clutching his ear in annoyance and glaring up at...
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  14. MisterStubbs

    Believe!

    Now i know many of you doubt the play offs are a no go for us. BUT..... looking at the table, it is a real possiblilty for us.... we are only 4 points of the play offs and i really do believe we are capable of finishing in the play off stops. We are bang on form right now and i believe we can...
  15. duncan bulgaria

    Boxing ITV 4 tonight

    Should be a few good bang ups tonight , firstly on Itv 4 where englands next best chance for a heavyweight champ is fighting only his 5th fight i believe , he is 6ft 9 and is a traveller by the name of Tyson . Then switch over to sky sports at 10 for the olympic boys in action heading by James...

  16. Zone Update BW fiasco

    Hi all, sorry to bang on about BW but it is a point of principle. Hows this for a second email to me from BW; Thank you for your recent e-mail regarding Blues World, the comments of which have been noted. Firstly I would like to thank you for your support. We have looked into the...
  17. Slipperduke

    Football Must Refer To Cricket

    If you've been keeping an eye on the cricket recently then you'll have noticed some interesting experiments taking place in the West Indies. No, don't worry, England are still reassuringly hopeless, they'll never toy with that. It's the officials who are changing; test-piloting a new system of...
  18. duncan bulgaria

    Its Starting to hit home now

    That we are a poor side and i can't see anyone disputing this , we are weak in so many areas its starting to get beyond a joke , no creativity = no goals , no decent wing play and just a complete lack of ideas. I'm not sure but on current form surely we are in the bottom 3 teams and its a rut...
  19. Slipperduke

    Rafa's Ridiculous Rant

    Eagle-eyed readers will know that I had Liverpool to beat Stoke 3-0 in my weekend predictions, a bold but fair shout given the collapse in form from Tony Pulis' side. What you won't know is that just three hours after filing that article, I was sat on my sofa watching Rafa Benitez's press...
  20. MrB

    Hatton v Pacquiao

    On for May, should be a great fight. Hatton will start as underdog surely, going to have to be bang on his game to win this one. Hatton v Pacquiao
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