Question What is making you happy today?

[Ricey]

Have you left the RAF now?

Not yet, won’t leave until I’ve found a job but I’m actively searching now.

 

[RHB]

Mrs RHB. Watching Michael Gove on the TV she said 'He should wake up and smell the grass'. I'm not sure whether she was being cryptic or approaching a malapropism (if I knew what it meant), but I love her anyway.

 

[Ex-Member1]

Mrs RHB. Watching Michael Gove on the TV she said 'He should wake up and smell the grass'. I'm not sure whether she was being cryptic or approaching a malapropism (if I knew what it meant), but I love her anyway.

Not in anyway wishing to start a series of puns but I heard Gove replied to Mrs RHB..."Oi, that's my line."

 

[Blueronron]

Loved it, what a great event. I think we're allowed to feel mighty proud of ourselves today! Looking forward to a beer or 2 later...

Was that the Southend halF SN ?

 

[Supernaut]

Was that the Southend halF SN ?

Indeed it was.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Not yet, won’t leave until I’ve found a job but I’m actively searching now.

Fireman perhaps?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Not yet, won’t leave until I’ve found a job but I’m actively searching now.

How about being an airline pilot?

 

[Ricey]

Fireman perhaps?

I’ve thought about it but want to go into more of an office/management role within aviation.

 

[Firestorm]

I’ve thought about it but want to go into more of an office/management role within aviation.

Have you tried Aviation Insurance ?

 

[Ricey]

Have you tried Aviation Insurance ?

No, not even considered that. Will have a look, I’d like to work in the airports as I have done before. Something like an Airport Duty Manager’s role.

 

[MK Shrimper]

No, not even considered that. Will have a look, I’d like to work in the airports as I have done before. Something like an Airport Duty Manager’s role.

How about a drone defence force? Shooting down the mo'fos with a shotgun.

 

[Ricey]

How about a drone defence force? Shooting down the mo'fos with a shotgun.

Shotgun wouldn’t be affective, you’d need a decent assault rifle with a good scope or a sniper rifle for 100% accuracy.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Shotgun wouldn’t be affective, you’d need a decent assault rifle with a good scope or a sniper rifle for 100% accuracy.

I'm not doing the interview mate! (or am I.............?)

 

[Member]

Cabin crew?

 

[Ricey]

Cabin crew?

Doesn’t pay enough at entry level.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Doesn’t pay enough at entry level.

And you ain't got the legs ?

 

[Member]

Doesn’t pay enough at entry level.

I’ve watched a lot of 90s action films - I’m sure there’d be value in having an air steward who is also close combat and firearms trained. Must be worth a couple of increments on the pay band

 

[Ricey]

And you ain't got the legs ?

I’m proud of my chicken legs, thank you very much.

I’ve watched a lot of 90s action films - I’m sure there’d be value in having an air steward who is also close combat and firearms trained. Must be worth a couple of increments on the pay band

If I lived in America I wouldn’t struggle for that sort of role with Sky Marshall type jobs. Never really took off anywhere else.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I’m proud of my chicken legs, thank you very much.



If I lived in America I wouldn’t struggle for that sort of role with Sky Marshall type jobs. Never really took off anywhere else.

Try applying to El Al.

 

[Ricey]

Try applying to El Al.

Not a bad shout! I remember how tooled up their guys were when I worked at Stansted before. Don’t really fancy spending most of my time in Israel though.