What is hacking you off today?

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Flying with Virgin hopefully safe and good looking air hostesses

Have flown with Virgin to Florida & N.Y 11 times in last 10 years. Everyone to there own, but personally thought 90% of the hostesses wore far too much face make-up, & could have done with losing a stone in weight, ouch!.

 

[Southminster Shrimper]

Have flown with Virgin to Florida & N.Y 11 times in last 10 years. Everyone to there own, but personally thought 90% of the hostesses wore far too much face make-up, & could have done with losing a stone in weight, ouch!.

Thanks, you have now ruined my holiday!

 

[londonblue]

Have flown with Virgin to Florida & N.Y 11 times in last 10 years. Everyone to there own, but personally thought 90% of the hostesses wore far too much face make-up, & could have done with losing a stone in weight, ouch!.

I had a contract for 6 months at Virgin. At the time their make up and hair etc was proscribed in a manual. They had very little say. Apparently they have relaxed that very recently.

You would often see cabin crew in the office on their days off from flying because they went through their training there. Very few of them are actually good looking.

 

[Blueronron]

There's a charidee bake sale on today....now all the cakes have been bought from a local supermarket. Surely the idea of a bake sale is that they're all home made, no?

You say that MK, I work with a dick ,who has sued his cricket pal, because he cracked his tooth in half, after the daughter baked a cheese cake for the after match cake and tea, she had accidentally left some baking balls in the cake and he bit on one
Before it went to courts the guy paid him £300, and now he is perplexed why the player willnot talk to him

 

[Mad Cyril]

You say that MK, I work with a dick ,who has sued his cricket pal, because he cracked his tooth in half, after the daughter baked a cheese cake for the after match cake and tea, she had accidentally left some baking balls in the cake and he bit on one
Before it went to courts the guy paid him £300, and now he is perplexed why the player willnot talk to him

I hope he counter-sued his daughter.

 

[Ricky Otto]

You say that MK, I work with a dick ,who has sued his cricket pal, because he cracked his tooth in half, after the daughter baked a cheese cake for the after match cake and tea, she had accidentally left some baking balls in the cake and he bit on one
Before it went to courts the guy paid him £300, and now he is perplexed why the player willnot talk to him

You say that MK, I work with a dick ,who has sued his cricket pal, because he cracked his tooth in half, after the daughter baked a cheese cake for the after match cake and tea, she had accidentally left some baking balls in the cake and he bit on one
Before it went to courts the guy paid him £300, and now he is perplexed why the player willnot talk to him

I hope the cricket club had a whip round and gave the bloke his £300 back. I would do at my club! people giving up their free time to prepare the teas are the lifeblood of any cricket club

 

[Blueronron]

I hope the cricket club had a whip round and gave the bloke his £300 back. I would do at my club! people giving up their free time to prepare the teas are the lifeblood of any cricket club

The thing is RO he's adamant he's correct, though we all said how wrong he has been

This week was a fellow workers birthday and he sent an email saying cakes in kitchen, but has no liabilities if anyone chokes,break tooth or has a reaction to any ingredients

We ****ed our selves, someone was not amused

 

[rigsby]

I hope the cricket club had a whip round and gave the bloke his £300 back. I would do at my club! people giving up their free time to prepare the teas are the lifeblood of any cricket club

Sounds like the girl and her dad learnt a good lesson. The snowflake 'its not my fault' culture, doesn't get you far in the real world. Downing tools because its all Bonds fault hasn't done any of us much good.

 

[MK Shrimper]

You say that MK, I work with a dick ,who has sued his cricket pal, because he cracked his tooth in half, after the daughter baked a cheese cake for the after match cake and tea, she had accidentally left some baking balls in the cake and he bit on one
Before it went to courts the guy paid him £300, and now he is perplexed why the player willnot talk to him

The question begs of why use baking balls in a cheesecake?

 

[Mad Cyril]

The question begs of why use baking balls in a cheesecake?

They are baking beads, not baking balls.

 

[Southminster Shrimper]

What else can these beads be used for?

 

[MK Shrimper]

They are baking beads, not baking balls.

Very true. Still no need in a cheesecake .

 

[MK Shrimper]

My missus has bought some very dodgy bananas.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

My missus has bought some very dodgy bananas.

this should be good news, banana bread cake!

 

[MK Shrimper]

this should be good news, banana bread cake!

No it's not that they're (over)ripe, but rock hard and tasteless inside. Not nice at all. I shall be docking her allowance and rights to the television if she doesn't buck her ideas up.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Had an emergency McDonald's breakfast and there kids eating McFlurrys at 7:30 am.

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Had an emergency McDonald's breakfast and there kids eating McFlurrys at 7:30 am.

Just as bad as going into Wetherspoons at 8am for breakfast, & 1/2 dozen blokes in there, supping pints of beer!.

 

[RHB]

The flu vaccination. Got a seriously sore left arm now.

 

[Benfleet A1]

The flu vaccination. Got a seriously sore left arm now.

A yearly delight that I'm due. Bloody sure they used a scaffolding pole last time. Had a bruise the size of Brighton.

 

[Ricey]

Is it illegal to murder a cat? ****ing little **** shat on my grass by my car. Trod in it this morning on the way to taking my son to football.