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So yesterday I went to a well known mobile phone shop in Southend to swap all my stuff from my old mobile to my new one. I used my old one for about 8 years, so had a good run. Their 2 technicians using the latest high tech equipment couldn't swap all my stuff. They gave up after an hour whilst I waited. I then go home and manage to do it myself in 5 minutes using just the phones and Bluetooth using the transfer thing on both phones. Secondly, I get home, open the box for the new phone, and the charger is missing. I phone up, and yes, it's there. Ggrrr. Got to go back now. Thirdly, I walked past the homeless outside William Hills, and they are openly passing and smoking a lit crack pipe amongst about 6 of them in broad daylight in front of family's and everyone.
 
Thirdly, I walked past the homeless outside William Hills, and they are openly passing and smoking a lit crack pipe amongst about 6 of them in broad daylight in front of family's and everyone.

You sure it was crack and not good old cannabis? I'm sure the Police would come down on them like a ton of bricks if it was the former.

Me: No towels available in the gym so I had to either work sweaty or take a used wet one from the dirty washing basket. Don't sit to close to me today :Smile:
 
Feekin House Spider month in September again, coming indoors to shag...bloody liberty! I have been reminded today...Thanks!
 
There are 1. The wrong Colour should be white not scarey Black. 2. They appear when you least expect them. 3. The Mrs says ..get that f****8 out of here. 4. Sod off you can. 5. Then the argument begins.
 
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There are 1. The wrong Colour should be white not scarey Black. 2. they appear when you least expect them. 3. The Mrs says ..get that f****8 out of here. 4. Sod off you can. 5. Then the argument begins.
Language timothy.
 
What is it with you people and harmless bugs? Spiders are great. They eat flies, who eat poo and then walk all over your food.
By and large I don't have a problem with spiders. If they cross over the RHB threshold they are humanely removed back to vast spaces of our back garden. The frogs and toads in the garden love them.
 
What is it with you people and harmless bugs? Spiders are great. They eat flies, who eat poo and then walk all over your food.

Anything with that many long, awkward legs that can move that fast is not to be trusted. If it's bigger than a ping pong ball then it's the wife's job to get rid of it while I go and hide :Gun:
 
I've trained MK Jnr not to be frightened of a harmless little spider. In fact when she sees one she loves to let it run all over her hands.

Bunch of wusses.
 
I've trained MK Jnr not to be frightened of a harmless little spider. In fact when she sees one she loves to let it run all over her hands.

Bunch of wusses.

Of course it's a nonsensical fear but then most are, doesn't make it any easier even though I try to play it cool around the kids who are too busy trying to stroke them.

We saw one on holiday last week in Croatia, it was heading into the restaurant as we were leaving and, judging by the size of it, was waiting for the service staff to find it a table. Did chuckle at the screams in the distance as we sauntered off :Stunned:
 
You sure it was crack and not good old cannabis? I'm sure the Police would come down on them like a ton of bricks if it was the former.

Me: No towels available in the gym so I had to either work sweaty or take a used wet one from the dirty washing basket. Don't sit to close to me today :Smile:

No, it wasn't cannabis. It was either crack or heroin. They was passing it between them but arguing over who was next. The spaced out looking druggie woman with the hair from mars who is always there, took a deep puff and fell backwards against the shop. Of course there was no police about.
 
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This is truly shocking, makes me thankful I was in the job in a different age but I truly fear for the future of our towns and cities. I could cry.
 
No, it wasn't cannabis. It was either crack or heroin. They was passing it between them but arguing over who was next. The spaced out looking druggie woman with the hair from mars who is always there, took a deep puff and fell backwards against the shop. Of course there was no police about.
Police moved on the beggars from outside Santandar today they also cautioned the woman with the hair from mars. The bloke with the crutches argued and yelled at the police and they just laughed at him. You have no idea how much us taxi drivers hate them as they ponce from the elderly.
 
Feekin House Spider month in September again, coming indoors to shag...bloody liberty! I have been reminded today...Thanks!

We used to get those massive 'Harvest Spiders' scuttling across our Lounge floor, until last year.
Once the conkers start falling off the trees early Sept, collect a supply & place them on mantlepieces, & in the corners of each room.
This works as they hate the essence/smell of them ( personally don't think they have one! ), & keep away.
We didn't get one last Autumn.
 
The M25 being an absolute bitch again today, hubby's been up since 4 doing a Gatwick drop off then on to Southampton for a collection. They left there at 10, still nowhere near home.
 

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