What is hacking you off today?

[please delete my account]

The same old stuff. Driving past Victory Sports ground and stopped at the lights ; there were a bunch of dogs and two women talking, a dog has a pooh in a goal mouth AND did they clear it up? Not a back glance at it! Grrr.

Hey Chaps,

I was having a fairly good day until I read this.
I am sickened to my stomach. Annoyed to the point that I might start bleeding from my eyeballs. I have lost faith in all humanity. There is no hope.

IT'S SPELT "POO" NOT "POOH".

 

[RHB]

Hey Chaps,

I was having a fairly good day until I read this.
I am sickened to my stomach. Annoyed to the point that I might start bleeding from my eyeballs. I have lost faith in all humanity. There is no hope.

IT'S SPELT "POO" NOT "POOH".

Not if you're a bear it's not.:smiles:

 

[SUBBlue]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5440683/presidents-club-hostesses-awkward-jimmy-carr/

The Scum has been flogging this relentlessly about goings on at the Presidents club.

It comes across as the sort of place that belongs in the 70's, however no-one forced these women to be 'scantily clad hostessess' at this celebrity studded event so they are hardly being exploited.

One poor woman appears to have been so traumatised by the whole thing that she was compelled to be a waitress at the event for the past 3 years..:finger2:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Took me all of Sunday to repair a broken fence post in a really awkward position.

 

[* ORM *]

I really should know better. 4 matches in 9 days and more to the point 3 in 5. Result, torn hamstring. Fortunately only mild but painful enough. I know what a serious tear is and thankfully not this time. Moving on Friday is going to be interesting now!

 

[RHB]

The same old stuff. Driving past Victory Sports ground and stopped at the lights ; there were a bunch of dogs and two women talking, a dog has a pooh in a goal mouth AND did they clear it up? Not a back glance at it! Grrr.

Courtesy of Your Southend web site.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I really should know better. 4 matches in 9 days and more to the point 3 in 5. Result, torn hamstring. Fortunately only mild but painful enough. I know what a serious tear is and thankfully not this time. Moving on Friday is going to be interesting now!

Listen to your body.

It's time to give up darts.

 

[RHB]

Nasal and ear hair. The older I get the more it grows. Whats that all about???

 

[Uncle Leo]

People in my office.

The first Friday in the month has been designated as 'pizza Friday' and the firm are laying on free pizza for everyone in one of the big meeting rooms. Fair play, that's a good gesture.

It was announced as 'arriving from 1230' so a load of people have downed tools and been sat in that meeting room desperately waiting for their free grub. No dignity.

 

[Napster]

People in my office.

The first Friday in the month has been designated as 'pizza Friday' and the firm are laying on free pizza for everyone in one of the big meeting rooms. Fair play, that's a good gesture.

It was announced as 'arriving from 1230' so a load of people have downed tools and been sat in that meeting room desperately waiting for their free grub. No dignity.

You missed out?

 

[Mad Cyril]

People in my office.

The first Friday in the month has been designated as 'pizza Friday' and the firm are laying on free pizza for everyone in one of the big meeting rooms. Fair play, that's a good gesture.

It was announced as 'arriving from 1230' so a load of people have downed tools and been sat in that meeting room desperately waiting for their free grub. No dignity.

You'll be the one complaing when three medium pizzas arrive and you don't get any.

 

[Uncle Leo]

You'll be the one complaing when three medium pizzas arrive and you don't get any.

A lot of people here act like they've never been fed when freebies come around. Best way to get someone from the dev team to take off his headphones and actually leave his desk is send an all staff email saying "doughnuts available in the kitchen". They'll move faster than a scalded cat.

They don't really believe in spending much money on clothes either.Not when there is a 'summer party 2013' t-shirt that still fits.

 

[please delete my account]

Hey Chaps!


I've just been for a slash and got the 'split stream' phenomenon. The stream on the left just missed the bowl and went straight over my stash of hooch, the stream on the right managed to invent a previously undiscovered angle and pummel my right knee.
I stood there, incredulous, that even after 20 - 25 seconds of full on horse-level wazzing the situation hadn't resolved itself.
My right leg, sock and slipper were soaked and my moonshine was standing in a pool of yellow piddle, until I soaked most of it up with my shirt.
Now I'm eating supper with wet keks and a cold wet shirt. Not ideal.

 

[McNasty]

Hey Chaps!


I've just been for a slash and got the 'split stream' phenomenon. The stream on the left just missed the bowl and went straight over my stash of hooch, the stream on the right managed to invent a previously undiscovered angle and pummel my right knee.
I stood there, incredulous, that even after 20 - 25 seconds of full on horse-level wazzing the situation hadn't resolved itself.
My right leg, sock and slipper were soaked and my moonshine was standing in a pool of yellow piddle, until I soaked most of it up with my shirt.
Now I'm eating supper with wet keks and a cold wet shirt. Not ideal.

Next time use a She-Wee.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Being told I look a bit like Ed Sheeran.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Poxy weather!!! I bloody hate snow!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Receptionists talking about spliffs and young boys with bitch tits whilst I am waiting.

 

[ESG]

Euro Car Parts van drivers.......male and female:angry:

 

[KevinJH]

Pot holes. Bloody pot holes. Get a touch of cold weather and they just come out of the ground...... er, hang on....:nope:

 

[londonblue]

Pot holes. Bloody pot holes. Get a touch of cold weather and they just come out of the ground...... er, hang on....:nope:

The village I live in has its own Faceache page. Someone made a really good observation regarding pot holes, and posted it on there. (Thrilling, I know.) He posted pictures of two potholes, one in the road that had been repaired by the council, and one in a private car park that had been repaired by the land owners.

The one repaired by the council is just a load of uneven tarmac that looks like it's been stamped down until it is vaguely flat and left at that. The car one has been square cut, flattened properly and has then had black sealant added to the joins. The sealant will mean that water won't find it's way back in next winter (or even later this week) and will therefore last a lot longer.

Either the council repairs are done on the cheap, or no-one is following up and inspecting the quality of the repair. It's no surprise that potholes appear in the same places year after year.