What is hacking you off today?

[Mad Cyril]

Arrived at ski resort. Opened boot.

Two cans of beer fell out, ruptured and sprayed all over me.

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Was going to go to the game today but the Mrs's sister is up from Cornwall for a few days so see her sick dad....So I have to do my duties, as it should be. There will always be more games.

Gutted though not to be there.

Probably even more so now, after our display & result!.:happy:

 

[please delete my account]

My severe balanitis.

 

[londonblue]

Was going to go to the game today but the Mrs's sister is up from Cornwall for a few days so see her sick dad....So I have to do my duties, as it should be. There will always be more games.

Gutted though not to be there.

Indeed. I've got to miss a home match in March as my son (and wife) are in a show at the local theatre. The only chance I've got to see it us the Saturday matinee.

 

[RobM]

People that end a question with "or...? e.g.

Are you going to France this year or...?"

 

[RobM]

Arrived at ski resort. Opened boot.

Two cans of beer fell out, ruptured and sprayed all over me.

:hilarious:

Can't beat a bit of slapstick!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Mass KFC closures.

I don't eat at KFC but it is worrying anyway.

 

[Trucking shrimper]

My Honda CBR600RR motorbike being stolen today. That has mightily ****ed me off today.

 

[jassyfa1]

My Honda CBR600RR motorbike being stolen today. That has mightily ****ed me off today.

What’s the Reg and picture if possible

 

[Trucking shrimper]

Reg is AC08KUH, it's a blue and white Honda CBR600RR.https://twitter.com/davemallam/status/965568391112257536

 

[RHB]

 

[Uncle Leo]

"Sausage sandwich please - white bread, brown sauce"

Get in to work, make myself a cuppa, open the sandwich...no brown sauce.

 

[Mad Cyril]

"Sausage sandwich please - white bread, brown sauce"

Get in to work, make myself a cuppa, open the sandwich...no brown sauce.

Go back and kick them to death.

 

[LCBB72]

"Sausage sandwich please - white bread, brown sauce"

Get in to work, make myself a cuppa, open the sandwich...no brown sauce.

Well that has f--ked the day before you start .

 

[Uncle Leo]

Go back and kick them to death.

That's certainly one option. £1.80 a decent price as well. But I guess that factors in staff who don't listen when you place your order.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Well that has f--ked the day before you start .

I was already on the back foot after some **** in a Chelsea tractor didn't indicate and nearly hit my while I was crossing the road.

But I've made myself a good brew, so onward and upward now.

 

[jackj13]

Mass KFC closures.

I don't eat at KFC but it is worrying anyway.

Serves them right for using a cheaper non-food distribution company. They were warned before they took out the contract DHL weren't up to the task but tried to cut corners and low and behold it all goes Pete Tong!

 

[Napster]

Serves them right for using a cheaper non-food distribution company. They were warned before they took out the contract DHL weren't up to the task but tried to cut corners and low and behold it all goes Pete Tong!

Yep. Should have learned the Burger King lesson!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Yep. Should have learned the Burger King lesson!

 

[RHB]

I was already on the back foot after some **** in a Chelsea tractor didn't indicate and nearly hit my while I was crossing the road.

But I've made myself a good brew, so onward and upward now.

Maybe need to nick a few brown sauce sachets from any nearby fast food outlet for emergency desk storage purposes. No brown sauce is so so wrong!