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Mad Cyril said:
Tory cutbacks to Essex Police.

We were driving home through Benfleet around 2am when I told my wife to stop because I saw someone collapsed on the pavement.

They were unresponsive so I phoned an ambulance however they managed to stand up so I cancelled and called the police.

The person in question was a young woman and did not speak much English. She was confused and seemed terrified about something however she did mention an address. She had two bags and her belongings were strewn on the pavement. I suspected people trafficking or worse however the 999 operator said that this was not a priority and she would try to get a car out.

The next morning we received a call from the police asking if we had any more information as they had been unable to find her and were concerned for her safety. We asked if they had visited the address she mentioned and they said no.

I hope she is OK. I did think about taking her home with us but we have two children and we were potentially placing them in danger.
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You should have said she had a Gun in her bag. 5 cars would have been there in 10 mins!
 
References to footballers 'making their debut' or 'scoring their first goal for the club' in friendlies.

A goal against Utah isn't going to count towards Lukaku's career tally for Man Utd, so don't talk about it like it will.
 
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On hold to Last Minute.com and they have the worst on-hold music I have ever heard. Aimless whistling to a "jaunty" tune. It makes me want to kill.
 
Middle aged men with 'top knots'! It's bad enough when anyone has one but seeing middle aged men with them just really grips my ****, you look a **** cut it off.
 
MK Shrimper said:
But did you get the visa?
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The visa has been granted but I fly on Sunday and it may not arrive in time...

Ill be fed up if it diesnt because I had booked fillet of beef, horseradish dauphenoise and asparagus for my meal on the flight and was looking forward to it.

I was also interested into seeing what is so bad about Philadephia that the fresh prince had to move out.
 
A ride at Alton Towers failed today and guess where my daughter is. Tried to phone her as soon as I heard the news but the little mare had her phone switched off. Que me losing a bit more hair and having several kittens to boot. Finally got through to her mates mum who didn't even know anything had happened and as it turns out, it wasn't anything serious after all, parental overreaction in the end. But when she gets home tomorrow we will be playing Cludo, for real. I'm thinking the candlestick in the kitchen.

Oh, and if anyone wants a free kitten, PM me.
 
Back in March (I think) I had a nothing bike accident, no broken bones, no damage to bike and absolute nothing. However it has apparently caused issues in my spine and left shoulder with a trapped nerve and I'm undergoing physio! I was travelling at about 5mph as well, god know what I'd be like if I was really pushing it. :facepalm:
 
Mad Cyril said:
I got a mail from Amex warning me to avoid certain parts of Philadelphia.

I just hope Philadelphia got a mail warning them someone from Essex is on the way.
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Yeah it's a bit naughty, watch the Louis Theroux documentary. High murder rate, call it Killadelpia.

Enjoy haha
 
MK Shrimper said:
Back in March (I think) I had a nothing bike accident, no broken bones, no damage to bike and absolute nothing. However it has apparently caused issues in my spine and left shoulder with a trapped nerve and I'm undergoing physio! I was travelling at about 5mph as well, god know what I'd be like if I was really pushing it. :facepalm:
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If you were pushing it instead of riding it then you wouldn't have fallen off in the first place :blush: :happy:
 
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