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Mad Cyril said:
Remember that this location is only a few hundred yards away from Benfleet Road which is has the largest, and classiest houses in the region. Some of these people have four or five gangster style cars on their driveway.

Are you telling me that the people who live in these urban palaces can't afford to shop at Waitrose or M&S. I imagine many of them would probably pay cash as well for extra convenience...
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Of course they can, I was taking the **** at your dilemma.
 
Rootshallbloke said:
Pensioner mate, saving up for my over 60's season ticket so cutting my cloth accordingly. Of course I could always shop in South Benfleet, I hear they have some budget supermarkets there.
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When I was on the post, Benfleet Road was the worst area for Christmas tips. Tight as a camels arse in a sand storm.
 
Don't know if I will have enough characters to fit this all in.

First off turned up for my medical now I've turned 30 (knew nothing about it). Apparently my 3rd reminder which ended up going to my boss, thanks med centre you *****! Turned up and they had no record of my appointment 'computer problems' so now I have to wait until the 21st.

Went to town to find the music shop I googled as my daughter needs a new reed for her clarinet. Get to Witney the music shop is now a nail bar! The shortcut road on the way was closed too, which meant a massive detour.

Cutting the grass and ran over a boulder (****ing dog) and its bent the blade. Not so much of a bad thing as I wanted a petrol one anyway but just have to get an ear bashing from her royal heinous first!

To top it off I've just ripped my favourite shorts!

It's 16:23, there is still plenty of time for more **** to hack me off so stand by for updates.
 
Ricey said:
Don't know if I will have enough characters to fit this all in.

First off turned up for my medical now I've turned 30 (knew nothing about it). Apparently my 3rd reminder which ended up going to my boss, thanks med centre you *****! Turned up and they had no record of my appointment 'computer problems' so now I have to wait until the 21st.

Went to town to find the music shop I googled as my daughter needs a new reed for her clarinet. Get to Witney the music shop is now a nail bar! The shortcut road on the way was closed too, which meant a massive detour.

Cutting the grass and ran over a boulder (****ing dog) and its bent the blade. Not so much of a bad thing as I wanted a petrol one anyway but just have to get an ear bashing from her royal heinous first!

To top it off I've just ripped my favourite shorts!

It's 16:23, there is still plenty of time for more **** to hack me off so stand by for updates.
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Didn't you have an inkling you might turn 30 soon?
 
Ricey said:
Don't know if I will have enough characters to fit this all in.

First off turned up for my medical now I've turned 30 (knew nothing about it). Apparently my 3rd reminder which ended up going to my boss, thanks med centre you *****! Turned up and they had no record of my appointment 'computer problems' so now I have to wait until the 21st.

Went to town to find the music shop I googled as my daughter needs a new reed for her clarinet. Get to Witney the music shop is now a nail bar! The shortcut road on the way was closed too, which meant a massive detour.

Cutting the grass and ran over a boulder (****ing dog) and its bent the blade. Not so much of a bad thing as I wanted a petrol one anyway but just have to get an ear bashing from her royal heinous first!

To top it off I've just ripped my favourite shorts!

It's 16:23, there is still plenty of time for more **** to hack me off so stand by for updates.
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Probably get a posting to The Falklands before teatime.
 
Ricey said:
Don't know if I will have enough characters to fit this all in.

First off turned up for my medical now I've turned 30 (knew nothing about it). Apparently my 3rd reminder which ended up going to my boss, thanks med centre you *****! Turned up and they had no record of my appointment 'computer problems' so now I have to wait until the 21st.

Went to town to find the music shop I googled as my daughter needs a new reed for her clarinet. Get to Witney the music shop is now a nail bar! The shortcut road on the way was closed too, which meant a massive detour.

Cutting the grass and ran over a boulder (****ing dog) and its bent the blade. Not so much of a bad thing as I wanted a petrol one anyway but just have to get an ear bashing from her royal heinous first!

To top it off I've just ripped my favourite shorts!

It's 16:23, there is still plenty of time for more **** to hack me off so stand by for updates.
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Could be worse Ricey, you could live in South Benfleet without Waitrose or M&S.
 
Benfleet A1 said:
Mine swelled up so big you could have put a basket under it. Champers and Hampers at 2000ft, if you get my drift. I'll remember the flight sock tip.
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Ok, so I said I was 100% sure it wasn't broken. My wife isn't. She's finally persuaded me to get it x-ray'd on Friday whilst i'm in hospital anyway having very minor surgery on my eye. (I would do it earlier but I don't want to miss two days of work.)

So Friday morning I go straight from my son's class assembly to hospital for this eye thing, then I'm popping round to the x-ray department!

You couldn't make this up.
 
londonblue said:
Ok, so I said I was 100% sure it wasn't broken. My wife isn't. I'm having it x-ray'd on Friday whilst i'm in hospital anyway having very minor surgery on my eye. (I would do it earlier but I don't want to miss two days of work.)

So Friday morning I go straight from my son's class assembly to hospital for this eye thing, then I'm popping round to the x-ray department!

You couldn't make this up.
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I did something similar last week - gastroscopy at 9am in Ashford, eye clinic 2pm in Maidstone.
 
THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK said:
Must admit I've been cheering them on, but after seeing them go crazy when Iceland scored against us, I've gone right off them. They seem to hate the English, a bit like Scotland and Eire. The only one that likes us is the Northern Ireland protestants.
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None of that lot would give a flying **** about us if we were in the semi-finals, in fact i'm sure they would be openly supporting whoever we were playing.
 
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