What is hacking you off today?

[RobM]

Driving to work in my van and Frisky the dog drops a poo out on the seat the dirty dog.

That's your 5* hygiene rating shot then.

My rant? Spurious apostrophes. Saw this in London "Improve your'e day"!

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

That's your 5* hygiene rating shot then.

My rant? Spurious apostrophes. Saw this in London "Improve your'e day"!

No not at all as taking a dump in a builders van is normal pratice round these parts.

 

[RHB]

Screwing home a slot head screw into a metal plate on a freshly wallpapered wall. Thick screw, power screwdriver, one slip and a 3 inch rip in new wallpaper. I hate slot head screws.

 

[Napster]

Because of the gallstones being caused by spicy food/alcohol, it's been a dry week and no alcohol for the foreseeable, which means this will be the first tournament I've seen completely sober. :sad:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Bloody people I'm buying the house from can't find anywhere to rent because they've got a great big ****ing wolf as a pet. :angry:

Not to mention they're going on holiday for a month at the end of June. :angry: :angry:

Do your agents do rentals too? Our lettings department have helped out in a few cases with short term lets to help facilitate completion on sales.

Because of the gallstones being caused by spicy food/alcohol, it's been a dry week and no alcohol for the foreseeable, which means this will be the first tournament I've seen completely sober. :sad:

You have my sympathy, utterly painful things. Definitely exacerbated by Indian cooking so I found.

 

[jassyfa1]

Some old Asian person trying so smash my passenger side window. All I done was ask him where he was going and he replied "BA". I also didn't appreciate a passer by offering me out for a fight.
I so love my job.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Some old Asian person trying so smash my passenger side window. All I done was ask him where he was going and he replied "BA". I also didn't appreciate a passer by offering me out for a fight.
I so love my job.

Blimey, you do get them, don't you?

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Some old Asian person trying so smash my passenger side window. All I done was ask him where he was going and he replied "BA". I also didn't appreciate a passer by offering me out for a fight.
I so love my job.

He was going to British Airways/Buenos Aires? :unsure:

 

[SUBBlue]

Our next door neighbours daughter & children have come over from Australia for several weeks to visit.

Was woken at 5am by the kids jumping on the trampoline screeching "Look Nanny , look nanny, look nanny" over & over in their nasally aussie accents for nearly an hour, this set the dog yapping in the garden over the other side.

I know i'm a misery for moaning but getting up before 6 on a Saturday isn't great, on the plus side in the past couple of hours I got 6 boxes packed for our house move & the neighbours daughter is fit (bit like the Hotel Trivago bird).

 

[MK Shrimper]

5am is nuts, think I'll be having a word there.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Agreed, 5 a.m. is bang out of order. Shame on the neighbours for not realising - incidentally, if these are the grand kids visiting, why have the grand parents got a trampoline???!

 

[SUBBlue]

Agreed, 5 a.m. is bang out of order. Shame on the neighbours for not realising - incidentally, if these are the grand kids visiting, why have the grand parents got a trampoline???!

Our neighbours like to practice the more robust Karma Sutra positions on it...
Not really, they also have grandchildren who live in Hockley, although i do think the aussie kids are having issues adjusting to UK time, hence the early start.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Our neighbours like to practice the more robust Karma Sutra positions on it...
Not really, they also have grandchildren who live in Hockley, although i do think the aussie kids are having issues adjusting to UK time, hence the early start.

Get out there partying until 3am tomorrow; after the England smashing of the Russkis!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Carnival here today, and they've shut the roads. However there's also roadworks that have shut the roads. No one in the council obviously talks to each other - people moved bollards and ignored "road closed" signs to get home. Wouldn't mind but the carnival itself is lamentable, a few mouldy old trailers with bored kids in leotards.

 

[Ricey]

Moved into a new quarter last month, outside the front window there was a patch of stones which was prone to cats ******** in. So I dug out all the stones, which took an age and then made a nice flower bed. Kept the wife happy as she likes flowers and it makes the place look at lot better, more homely and less military. Now not only are the ****ing cats ******** in my flower bed but they have started eating the flowers.

 

[SUBBlue]

Now not only are the ****ing cats ******** in my flower bed but they have started eating the flowers.

Cats seem to have quite an eclectic diet don't they?
My feline prefers the vinegary taste & smell of the white mastic delicately clawed from the edge of my conservatory floor..

My tip: get yourself a handful of ball bearings & a black widow catapault.

 

[Ricey]

Cats seem to have quite an eclectic diet don't they?
My feline prefers the vinegary taste & smell of the white mastic delicately clawed from the edge of my conservatory floor..

My tip: get yourself a handful of ball bearings & a black widow catapault.

I was going to go down the super soaker or nerf gun route but I'm pretty sure if I get caught in ****ed. Especially in the job role I'm in won't look too good. And in this community they are all gossips!

 

[SUBBlue]

I was going to go down the super soaker or nerf gun route but I'm pretty sure if I get caught in ****ed. Especially in the job role I'm in won't look too good. And in this community they are all gossips!

Ok, the catapault comment was tongue in cheek as opposed to ball bearing in cats ar$e...

My Dad puts a bit of diluted bleach down to stop them pooing in his beds, can't vouch for what that will do to your flowers though..

 

[Ricey]

Ok, the catapault comment was tongue in cheek as opposed to ball bearing in cats ar$e...

My Dad puts a bit of diluted bleach down to stop them pooing in his beds, can't vouch for what that will do to your flowers though..

I typed how to stop cats ******** in my flower bed into Google, I found this site where someone tried loads of different methods and pretty much all of them didn't work.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Moved into a new quarter last month, outside the front window there was a patch of stones which was prone to cats ******** in. So I dug out all the stones, which took an age and then made a nice flower bed. Kept the wife happy as she likes flowers and it makes the place look at lot better, more homely and less military. Now not only are the ****ing cats ******** in my flower bed but they have started eating the flowers.

I believe there are certain types of flowers which are poison to cats (check for dogs too) and you wouldn't be wanting to put them down to be eaten would you.:winking: