What is hacking you off today?

[SonicShrimper]

"The return"?! They never shut up on my phone line! Bloody useless tosspots.

 

[londonblue]

Temperature of 38.4 and feeling completely ****. I was exiled to the spare room last night and couldn't sleep. At about 1.30 I checked my heart rate: 86 when my normal resting heart rate is about 47-48. No wonder I wasn't sleeping. This is the worst cold/cough I've had in years. The last time I had a high temperature was when I had my tonsils out about 6 years ago.

Still, look on the bright side: I'm working from home for the 2nd time this week.

 

[johnlattimerssponge]

"The return"?! They never shut up on my phone line! Bloody useless tosspots.

Used to get loads and as also found it very annoying I bought a new phone and now get none.
Will not post a link as do not want advertise but it was a BT call blocker phone and was a sound investment at less than fifty pounds for two.

 

[Napster]

U BT call blocker phone and was a sound investment at less than fifty pounds for two.

we have one of those, they're good but you still get some people saying their name and not the company and getting through.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Our wonderful green heating & cooling system...it goes something like this:

It's mild outside = keep the windows firmly shut.
It's subzero = open all the windows.

Load of *****.

 

[johnlattimerssponge]

we have one of those, they're good but you still get some people saying their name and not the company and getting through.

Had ours about four months and the only unwanted call that managed to get through was the Mother-in-law.:winking:

 

[SUBBlue]

Came in from nightshift at 6.30am so trying to get some kip.
We live by a school & i am now listening to some stupid chav mums playing 'lets honk our car horns at each other over & over again'.

I feel like going outside & slapping 1 or 2 in the gunts...

 

[Napster]

Southeastern Trains for delaying me on the return journey almost 2 hours last night.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Southeastern Trains for delaying me on the return journey almost 2 hours last night.

What was the excuse? I'll look at the real reason!

Edit: Very boring points failures.

 

[BrettieAngell]

bloody manflu!! :thumbdown::thumbdown:

 

[Napster]

One of the teaching assistants at my daughter's school was murdered last night by her husband - such a small village, reporters and police everywhere. They had to close school early and let the parents tell the children what had happened. The husband's still on the run as well!!

 

[Napster]

What was the excuse? I'll look at the real reason!

Edit: Very boring points failures.

Having seen the news about the murder, it might have not been as straightforward as that, as police stormed a train in Gillingham yesterday evening.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Jeez...nothing mentioned on the system. I'll have another look on Monday.

 

[mattitouk]

In a nutshell... the USA Presidential race... im bored of it already, and its just going to get worse and worse (and than add some some)... Thers no avoiding this until November 8th 2016!!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Women who use handbags as weapons on the London Underground. I'm particularly thinking of ones that are roughly the size of an carry-on case, with very sharp edges, and hoisted over the shoulders in order to provide ideal chest ramming opportunities.

 

[Napster]

Two years ago today I had to tell everyone that ldnfatso had died. RIP mate.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Two years ago today I had to tell everyone that ldnfatso had died. RIP mate.

Amazing its been two years. He sure is missed on here too. :'(

 

[Uncle Leo]

Two years ago today I had to tell everyone that ldnfatso had died. RIP mate.

And a very sad day it was too. Poor old Fasto :sad:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Off with man flu, though I just did 2 hours of ironing. #rockhard

 

[Benfleet A1]

Toothache and no appointment until Monday. Woe is me at the mo.